Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Dear Gossips,

It’s Tabloid Wednesday! At the writing of this open, I’d not seen all the covers for the new weeklies. But Jennifer Aniston has to be on at least three. After all, in announcing the engagement on Sunday, she gave them enough time.

Today is tricky as I’m travelling and my flight leaves early which means the entire column was pre-written between 2am - 7am PT. Will address any urgent stories when I land in Toronto late afternoon.

I was shouted at a lot yesterday by some tall people over my disparaging of the kitten heel. We will continue this fight today. Or, rather, because I am a height-challenged coward, Duana is fighting my battles for me.

Am still in Olympic withdrawal. Never thought I would miss weightlifting this much.

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

August 15, 2012 20:07:40 Posted at August 15, 2012 20:07:40
Jacek Posted by Jacek

Lainey’s touching down in Toronto in about a half hour.  If anything big breaks, expect more when she lands.  Otherwise, we sign off for the day with what our friends are saying…


Anderson Cooper’s man-toy played in someone else’s sandbox (Dlisted)

Amanda Bynes drives like Lilo (The Superficial)

Kate Hudson’s fine angles on Glee (Just Jared)

Mmmmmiranda Kerr on the Katwalk (Hollywood Tuna)

Carrie Underwood’s little shorts on stage (Pop Sugar)

6 week marriage! I’m sure his teammates are hardly surprised (Cele|bitchy)

Celebs read tweets about themselves on Kimmel (Hollywood PQ)

Cindy Crawford still looking plenty hot (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

They’re stills, and it’s still clear Xtina’s face no longer moves (Too Fab)

A fine Olympic beach volleybutt send-off (IDLYITW)

The Kitten Heel Controversy

August 15, 2012 18:30:24 Posted at August 15, 2012 18:30:24
Duana Posted by Duana

(Lainey: I was shouted at yesterday by tall people in response to this article about Nicole Kidman’s f-cking kitten heels -- I am not qualified to hate them because I am short. Duana is 5 ft 9. She’s previously written about height in a popular article from last year that you can access here Full Story

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Colin Farrell’s date: mom

August 15, 2012 17:34:00 Posted at August 15, 2012 17:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Mark Doyle/Splash

Colin Farrell took his mother to the Irish premiere of Total Recall last night in Dublin. No, you can’t say Total Recall sh-t the bed. But it’s also fair to say that they would have wanted it to do better. A lot better. Nikki Finke over at Deadline Full Story

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LA Lochte

August 15, 2012 17:03:46 Posted at August 15, 2012 17:03:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte!  A proper LA boy now! How long before that pose-harding famewhore AnnaLynne McCord attaches herself to him? Let me put my hand in your face but not in a rude way to interrupt you when you say - she wouldn’t go for Ryan! She has a boyfriend now! Dominic Purcell. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: skinnygrape’s SKINNY on Juno Temple

August 15, 2012 16:46:01 Posted at August 15, 2012 16:46:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My trainer Hayley is always on me about calories in alcohol, especially when I’m working towards an event. When I do want to drink it means I have to extend the cardio. Leading up to TIFF now, I will not let myself have a cocktail unless I’ve been for a gruelling run. They’ve had lite beer for years. Full Story

How are you doing, Robert Pattinson?

August 15, 2012 16:16:40 Posted at August 15, 2012 16:16:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jon Stewart had the luxury of going first. And now everyone else is following with the same line of questioning. As Robert Pattinson makes the rounds on the press circuit to promote Cosmopolis, this is what they’ve been asking him. On CNN, on Good Morning America, they all want to know if Robert Pattinson is OK. Full Story

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Brange & Jen wedding-off: Brange goes first?

August 15, 2012 15:10:16 Posted at August 15, 2012 15:10:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned in the open, I’ve not seen every magazine cover this week but no doubt, Jennifer Aniston will likely be on a few of them, including the new issue of US Weekly. Interestingly enough, while US offers details about Justin Theroux’s proposal and what their baby plans are (as IF), the Brange, of course, also makes an appearance and US is reporting exclusively that the wedding is indeed happening. Full Story

Spin Again - on Kristen Stewart, Lisa Ling

August 15, 2012 14:33:49 Posted at August 15, 2012 14:33:49
Duana Posted by Duana

When my friend called the other day to talk, she waited until I was fully primed in the conversation before dropping a truly delicious story on me that unfortunately would negate the friendship if I reprinted it here.  But as she finished, she sighed “it just goes to show.   Don’t ever meet your heroes, man. Full Story

Rupert Sanders will be OK

August 15, 2012 13:47:39 Posted at August 15, 2012 13:47:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know, in case you were worried that the man would get the sh-t end of a cheating scandal. The Hollywood Reporter claims that Universal is moving ahead with some form of Snow White And The Huntsman sequel or spin-off without Kristen Stewart. Full Story

August 15, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 15, 2012 13:37:49 Posted at August 15, 2012 13:37:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marcus! Thanks for the Olympic photos - of course you know how jealous I am. That you were at the Olympics. That you had access to the Athlete’s Village....??? OMG TELL ME EVERYTHING BUT MOSTLY HOW MUCH SEX WAS HAPPENING! Over coffee then, the next time you come home.  Full Story