Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2013 20:15:58 September 13, 2013 20:15:58

I don’t believe this because this guy is too old for her and she likes them under 30 (Dlisted)

I’ve seen a look like this on Halle Berry and it works. You know what? It’s not bad on Michelle Pfeiffer either (FishWrapper)

Jenny Humphrey doesn’t look like Jenny Humphrey anymore (The Superficial)

Miley Cyrus, different hair colour, same tongue (Just Jared)

Don’t love this colour but somehow Scarjo makes it work (Hollywood Tuna)

Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel make their sex tape (Pop Sugar)

F-ck. I still can’t figure out who Dakota Johnson looks like (Cele|bitchy)

Why Kate Winslet is in Divergent (Evil Beet Gossip)

Mimi’s arm is taking forever to heal (Pink Is The New Blog)

Elizabeth Olsen’s ugly TIFF dress (Go Fug Yourself)

Joseph Godon-Levitt Sets The Bar for THAT Question/Loves BC Weed

Dean Posted by Dean at September 13, 2013 19:22:45 September 13, 2013 19:22:45

Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt gay? It’s a question I’ve asked myself, and I’m sure one that JoGo has been asked, ungraciously, countless times as he’s grown up on camera. Seems like a question everyone has to be prepared to answer if they want to be a star. Now though, Joe’s redefined the way all straight celebrities should respond when faced with this passé query. Full Story

Dina's 1st mugshot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2013 18:05:13 September 13, 2013 18:05:13

Is it her first? Let's call it her first. Only 5 more to go until she matches her daughter! And we know she's always lived through her daughter. Three weeks after Lindsay Lohan revealed to Oprah that her problem is alcohol, her f-cking mother gets busted for drinking alcohol and driving. Full Story

Best Dressed at TIFF 2013: Scarlett Johansson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2013 17:12:56 September 13, 2013 17:12:56
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Jason Merritt / Getty Images

I might not be completely objective here. Because, as you can see, Scarlett Johansson is on my Five List. Talking to her and watching her at TIFF, even more so. She might even be bumped up to #1. In person right now? Scarjo is...it's sick how hot she is. SICK. Sasha and I worked that carpet together. Full Story

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Getting to know Newt Scamander

Duana Posted by Duana at September 13, 2013 15:45:43 September 13, 2013 15:45:43
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WENN

J.K. Rowling announced yesterday that she would write the script for Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them, a movie set in New York, some 70-odd years before Harry Potter, and starring Newt Scamander. You’ve had 24 hours to process the following information: - Yes, there is wizarding activity in North America. Full Story

Mermaids reunion!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2013 15:03:03 September 13, 2013 15:03:03
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Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

Omg, where's Cher? Maybe it's better she's not there. My 80s heart would explode with love and maybe never recover. Ok but what song is playing in your head now? There can only be one! I've attached below. Does he love me I wanna know How can I tell if he loves me so… This’ll be our theme song for the day, ok? So here are Winona Ryder and Christina Ricci front row at Marc Jacobs yesterday. Full Story

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Annette Bening at TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2013 14:42:42 September 13, 2013 14:42:42
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Aaron Harris/ Getty

Why can’t Annette Bening be part of the Oscar conversation? If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know I’ll always be bitter about the fact that Hilary Swank has TWO Oscars (!!!) and Annette Bening doesn’t. Annette was at the VISA Screening Room at the Elgin yesterday for The Face Of Love. Full Story

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GOOP goes to baseball

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2013 13:43:25 September 13, 2013 13:43:25
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Harry How/ Getty

Come on. How many times did you watch Gwyneth Paltrow’s garden party video with Stella McCartney video yesterday? Did you spot the non-white person? I think there may have been a non-white person but only shown in half-face. And kneeling. So don’t you ever say it’s not diverse in the Hamptons ever again, OK? Here’s G at the Dodgers game yesterday, with Apple and Moses, contemplating how to GOOP-ify baseball. Full Story

September 13, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 13, 2013 13:18:07 September 13, 2013 13:18:07
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Stephen Lovekin/ Getty

Dolores! Happy Birthday on Sunday! Fiorella requested for you a new photo of Meryl Streep. Since she skipped TIFF, unfortunately I don’t have any. How about these shots from May at the Obie Awards? And for CJ who is so popular – there are a LOT of people who are wishing you Happy Birthday…which I hear you’ll be celebrating in Barrie at a country bar? Thanks for the invitation, London, but I’ll be in a burger coma, sleeping off TIFF. Full Story

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Thursday, September 12, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Prince William and Princess Catherine will attend the Tusk Trust gala tonight. It’ll be Kate’s first time in a ball gown since giving birth to Little G. Those photos will be posted as soon as they’re available.  Read Full Intro