Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Was up until 2am last night finishing a book.  Not a great move when you're trying to shut down the final stages of the flu but I couldn't help myself. And I still haven't even decided if I actually like this novel.  Read Full Intro

Mimi’s mid-week exposure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 22:14:33 January 30, 2013 22:14:33
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Dave Spencer/ Splash

I don’t know. I don’t care. It doesn’t matter. Just look. Look at our Mimi in New York today wearing... a sports bra and a long skirt under a leather jacket. Heels, of course. While a security guard holds her hand. It was a good day.  Full Story

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Katie’s on a losing streak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 21:19:37 January 30, 2013 21:19:37
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WENN

As you know, poor ticket sales forced the premature cancellation of Katie Holmes’s Dead Accounts on Broadway. It’s now also confirmed that Holmes & Yang, her fashion collection that debuted at NY Fashion Week in September, will not be shown at NY Fashion Week next month. No reason was given but, well, you remember what the first one looked like, non? Click here Full Story

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I love Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 20:01:49 January 30, 2013 20:01:49
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All Access Photo/ Splash, DAVID MCNEW/ Getty

If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they were homies in New York before she told him “Flattery won’t get you anywhere in this court”. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 19:48:28 January 30, 2013 19:48:28

Making LeAnn Rimes look a little less crazy: stupid, stupid, stupid (Dlisted)

As IF Kanye West’s girlfriend’s baby will ever step to the Blue Ivy Carter (Too Fab)

Miley’s exhibitionist yoga (The Superficial)

What is the advantage of putting Kate Bosworth on the cover of a magazine? (Just Jared)

Justin Bieber’s one time hookup gets the Terry treatment (Hollywood Tuna)

Clive Owen prefers Europe over award season (Pop Sugar)

Dakota Fanning sounds like she’s learning the celebrity script (Cele|bitchy)

Megan Fox looks really elongated here (Evil Beet Gossip)

Selena’s back selfie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jesus. This may be the worst “90s cute” to awful, like, EVER (Hollywood PQ)
 

The erudite divorce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 18:59:23 January 30, 2013 18:59:23
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ROBYN BECK/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Nick Laham/ Vince Bucci/ Gavin Lawrence/ Getty

I don’t know what that is but I’m sure Ashley Judd would be able to tell me. It is sad, of course, when a marriage ends. Sometimes when a marriage ends, it’s also smug. Not us, but them. Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti announced their separation yesterday. They released this statement which she ostensibly wrote herself because she is so erudite: "We have mutually decided to end our marriage. Full Story

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Nicholas Hoult joins Twitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 17:35:30 January 30, 2013 17:35:30
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Wenn, All Access Photo, Kevin Winter/ Getty

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? This was my reaction last night when Sarah messaged me that Nicholas Hoult had joined Twitter. She thought I was screaming about Jennifer Lawrence’s fans taunting him pretty much the minute he posted his first message. Frankly that made me happy. Full Story

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The Pippy Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 17:03:46 January 30, 2013 17:03:46
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Wenn, Splash

Confirmed this morning -- Justin Timberlake will return to the Grammys on February 10 after a four year absence. You say Beyonce makes everything about her? Justin Timberlake makes everything about him. It’s become the Pipsqueak Grammy Awards now. And....I don’t mind. At the Oscars? I mind, unless he’s hosting. Full Story

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Justified 4.4: “You say one more word about chickens, I’m going to shoot you again”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 30, 2013 16:48:52 January 30, 2013 16:48:52

Justified, Season 4, Episode 4 recap. It’s time to find out just how badly Hot Lindsey has f*cked up with Raylan after allegedly running off with her ex-con ex-husband, Randall, with Raylan’s moonlighting money stuffed down her bra. Deputy Brooks is assuming the worst -- that Hot Lindsey was working Raylan all along, but Raylan doesn’t want to think that. Full Story

How Lindsay Lohan prepares for court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 16:25:17 January 30, 2013 16:25:17
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Wenn, Jackson Lee/ Splash

After TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was trying to not show up at court by using a doctor’s note even though she was papped shopping in New York, she was seen with her mother Dina last night flying in to LA well after midnight. As you can see, she was well dressed for the occasion. Full Story

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