The JCVD send-off

August 10, 2012 20:30:18 Posted at August 10, 2012 20:30:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

As you know, I’ve been obsessed this week with Jean Claude Van Damme on press tour for The Expendables 2. He’s been bringing it on every carpet. Here’s JCVD being JCVD in Paris. I wonder what his wife is really thinking. I also wonder if he split tests his pants before buying just to make sure they can accommodate his random kung fu kicks. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

August 10, 2012 19:50:52 Posted at August 10, 2012 19:50:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds collared shirts and suede flats for fall...bah! LifeStyle

Taylor Swift wants to be Taylor Kennedy SO badly (Dlisted)

God I love Jennifer Lawrence’s body (Too Fab)

I can’t believe Radar hasn’t used that made-up Kristen Stewart headline in this article yet (The Superficial)

Sienna Miller cradles her baby (Just Jared)

I really don’t know why this model gets so much play (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh no! What happened to Brady Jr’s arm? (Pop Sugar)

Leonardo DiCaprio controls his girls (Cele|bitchy)

Beyonce’s tribal romper (Trendmill)

Mia Wasikovska looks AMAZING in British Vogue (Evil Beet Gossip)

Nicole Kidman is selling this spectacular apartment (Celebedge)

The Beckham boys at BMX

August 10, 2012 19:21:30 Posted at August 10, 2012 19:21:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bryn Lennon/Getty

Have you watched any of the Olympic BMX? It is pure madness. And awesome. So while his wife rehearses with her co-Spices in advance of Sunday’s Closing Ceremony, David Beckham took his boys to BMX today. They also spent time with Olympic security as a gesture of appreciation for their hard work during the Games. Full Story

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Losing to the C List

August 10, 2012 18:42:40 Posted at August 10, 2012 18:42:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

US Weekly has a story about Lindsay Lohan from Tuesday night - she was at a club and Francesca Eastwood was there celebrating her birthday and some girl sh-t went down. Francesca Eastwood is Clint Eastwood’s daughter and she’s in that reality show his wife is doing on E! that I’m not sure anyone watches but that automatically means she’s a lower tier celebrity now. Full Story

Who Did Your Eyes?

August 10, 2012 18:34:42 Posted at August 10, 2012 18:34:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of the best pieces of gossip I’ve heard lately. I wish I could have watched it go down. Wait, but now I’ve built it up too much. So I’ll pull it back first: this does not involve sex or cheating or secret gays or garden vegetables which means some of you may find it boring. But it does involve two celebrated actors, super powerful, super respected, neither of whom seem to be particularly vain physically beyond staying trim. Full Story

Real hair and spray hair

August 10, 2012 17:52:35 Posted at August 10, 2012 17:52:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/Getty

John Travolta was at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association event yesterday with his hair all dark and thickly colour-sprayed to the point where it now looks almost Spock-ish. Juxtapose that with Bradley Cooper, the reigning underwhelming Sexiest Man Alive, whose hair is his best feature and... Does John want to strangle him out of jealousy or f-ck him from desire? It’s hard to say. Full Story

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Ryan Lochte: The Bachelor in green pants

August 10, 2012 16:56:15 Posted at August 10, 2012 16:56:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash, PCN

As Sasha tweeted at me yesterday - Please let him never stop being dumb. Please let him never stop being Ryan Lochte, our favourite dum-dum, as Tina Fey would say. Did you watch Ryan Lochte on The Today Show this morning? As soon as Ryan Lochte starts speaking, I smile. A wide smile. A smile full of affection as he tries to sort the verbs and the nouns out in his head, and given that it was a sweaty late night last night, remarkably lucid, although, if possible, he was actually talking slower than usual. Full Story

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Drew and Cameron BFF Baby Shower

August 10, 2012 16:24:32 Posted at August 10, 2012 16:24:32
Maria Posted by Maria
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WENN

Drew Barrymore is the cutest pregnant person; it’s like she and Reese are having an adorable face-off with their pregnancy style. According to US Weekly, Cameron Diaz threw Drew a baby shower last weekend and my first thought was that they must be as tight as ever because throwing a shower is the worst. Full Story

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Closing Spice

August 10, 2012 15:30:59 Posted at August 10, 2012 15:30:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Victoria Beckham posted a photo of a tricked out mic on her Twitter a couple of weeks ago - click here for a refresher. I wrote that it was perhaps a sign that she’d finally agreed to perform with the other Spices at the Closing Ceremony. As previously reported, Posh had been cock-blocking the plan, not wanting to compromise her new Fashion Designer identity by reminding us that she originally arrived as a pop star. Full Story

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Brange Wedding: this week or next week?

August 10, 2012 14:58:46 Posted at August 10, 2012 14:58:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

As discussed yesterday - click here for a refresher - certain French media outlets are all over the Brange chateau in the South of France for a possible wedding there this weekend. Again, as also discussed yesterday, Euro gossips are about as reliable as . Full Story

August 10, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 10, 2012 14:39:30 Posted at August 10, 2012 14:39:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almond! Happy Birthday this weekend! I hope it’s a welcome distraction from what’s going on over there in Philippines. My best to you and your family and friends...including Melanie! And to Jenni from Julia - Happy Birthday tomorrow! Thank you for reading my blog for so long. We’ve been together for a long time, haven’t we? Full Story