Sean Penn needs love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 20:07:02 December 13, 2012 20:07:02

Sean Penn wrote about Sean Penn for Esquire. As celebrity interview/articles go, this one isn’t a puff piece. There is some insight. There is a lot of honesty, and it goes hand in hand with a lot of self-congratulation, but at least it’s not boring. He comes from a generation of actors -- let’s call it, arbitrarily, the Class of ’81: the Sean Penns, the Tom Cruises -- who are not boring, and certainly so much more interesting than the Ashley Greenes and the Chace Crawfords being trotted out one after another. Full Story

Two Winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 18:09:41 December 13, 2012 18:09:41
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As we look back on 2012, no, wait, when we kicked off 2012, did you think we’d be including Katie Holmes and Blake Lively on the Winners List? OK Blake...maybe. How Did She Do That started in 2011, when she secured Leo and then dumped in him favour of Ryan Reynolds. Who married her in 2012. Full Story

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Hushpuppy and Lindsay Lohan got robbed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 17:02:20 December 13, 2012 17:02:20
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But first... Can we play Photo Assumption on this shot of Megan Fox and Jessica Alba? Fox being there, I sort of understand, because she’s in This Is 40, coming out very soon. Alba...? What was Alba’s last movie? I don’t remember Alba’s last movie. Does Alba even make movies anymore?  I think of Alba now and hemp diapers come to mind. Full Story

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Taylor Swift’s birthday nomination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 16:24:06 December 13, 2012 16:24:06
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Well, you knew that was happening as soon as she wrote the song for The Hunger Games soundtrack. That’s all the Hollywood Foreign Press Association would have needed to put her name down for a nomination. Have they even listened to the music? Please. Who cares? Does it matter? Taylor Swift has been nominated for a Golden Globe. Full Story

Renee found love again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 16:06:05 December 13, 2012 16:06:05
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Here’s Renee Zellweger at LAX yesterday kissing musician Doyle Bramhall II. Bramhall was in a relationship with Sheryl Crowe that ended some time in the second half of 2011. US Weekly Full Story

The return of Respek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 15:21:42 December 13, 2012 15:21:42
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Booyakasha! Let’s start the day on a lighter note... Sacha Baron Cohen was honoured last night in London at the British Comedy Awards. (How low budget is that set? And I would never, ever ask them to change it. There’s a certain charm in that, non?) Ben Kingsley presented. And Ali G accepted. Full Story

December 13, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2012 15:08:33 December 13, 2012 15:08:33

Lolan! Happy Birthday! It’s been a long, long time, you and me, right? Thank you for coming back for so many years. Please keep coming back for more! And by request, here’s your #1, Rosario Dawson. While you’re Christmas shopping, would you consider downsizing at the same time? Covenant House in TORONTO is short of winter coats this season for the youth and could really use a few gently used outer garments to keep the kids warm. Full Story

Hugh’s not invited back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 22:56:10 December 12, 2012 22:56:10
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Last Friday, Stewart and Colbert participated in a charity fireside chat in New Jersey and, because they are generous and gracious and amazing this way, actually showed up to give the audience what they came for, what they donated for -- candid conversation with information that hadn’t been rehashed over and over again. Full Story

Annie and her underwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 22:13:38 December 12, 2012 22:13:38
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I’m not posting the pictures. It’s really not all that interesting to me. And, frankly, the suggestion that she did it on purpose for her Oscar campaign is... really dumb. How could that possibly, possibly be part of an Oscar campaign strategy...? Why would seeing pap shots of Anne Hathaway’s pussy convince those old fart Academy members in Palm Springs -- who picked Crash over Brokeback, REMEMBER??? -- to vote for her? If, that is, they actually voted themselves. Full Story