Apple, Moses, and Uncle Jay

May 22, 2012 20:46:18 Posted at May 22, 2012 20:46:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow took her kids to Watch The Throne in London the other night. She was joined by her children Apple and Moses. Because he’s their “Uncle Jay”. Which is what she posted on her WhoSay from the show: WhoSayPhotoEmbed.create({vanityRoot: "", clientName: "Gwyneth Paltrow", vanityLink: "http://www. Full Story

Famous Skanks and Old Rich Men

May 22, 2012 19:49:30 Posted at May 22, 2012 19:49:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know you don't care about Tara Reid. But this article is about more than Tara Reid. This is the flavour of Cannes. Of a certain society.  Tara Reid is here with Fawaz Gruosi. He's the top dude at the Di Grisogono jewellery group. Like, they're girlfriend/boyfriend now. He's supposedly in his 60s. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 22, 2012 18:45:22 Posted at May 22, 2012 18:45:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sorry I’m taking so long with the Tom Hardy post. The schedule has been busy the last couple of days and I need to collect my thoughts and it’s the kind of article that requires a good block of time to properly write it. Not that I want to build it up or anything. I don’t. It’s not that important. Just know that the beard does not bother me. Especially when he’s moving around in really great jeans. Also re: Hardy and Jessica Chastain in Lawless - they might be my Ryan and Rachel in The Notebook. So there’s that. I really need to kill this crush.
Heads up Vancouver - SMUT is coming on June 7th. Save the date now, and I’ll post the details for you tomorrow.

Cheryl Cole is a dumb f-ck (The Superficial)
Rufus isn’t good enough for Lindsay Lohan? (Dlisted)
Sean Penn cries. And I still think he should be nicer to the people who are closest to him (Celeb|itchy)
Lea Michele really wants Letterman’s attention (Hollywood Tuna)
Selena Gomez does a really great horny voice (Pop Sugar)
Stepford Kidman arrives in Cannes (Just Jared)
Bar goes to the top without Leo (Popoholic)
This is hilarious. And my worst nightmare on live tv (Towleroad)
The way Miley talks about sex, Liam Hemsworth must do it really, really well (Amy Grindhouse)
Justin Bieber’s leaning as much as Taylor Lautner now (Go Fug Yourself)

Kiki & Garrett en route to Cannes

May 22, 2012 18:00:57 Posted at May 22, 2012 18:00:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By the time this article is posted, they should probably now already be here. On The Road premieres tomorrow. Here are Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund at LAX yesterday. So they’ll have tonight to rest and tomorrow it’s the photo call, press conference, the gala in the evening, and a party after that. Full Story

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Getting There

May 22, 2012 17:23:32 Posted at May 22, 2012 17:23:32
Duana Posted by Duana
Doug Meszler/Splash

Girls Season 1 Episode 6The Girls first season will be 10 episodes. That's a small order. It's not so unusual with cable, some shows get as few as 6 episodes, but it's small. You barely get to know your characters, it takes time to flesh everyone out, and then boom, you're at the end of your run. A short series most often means, too, that all the episodes were written and produced and in the can before the first one ever aired, so there's no way to take stock of the audience reaction and adjust; then again, taking too much stock too early on means you might lose your own voice listening to theirs. Full Story

Joaquin Phoenix Travolta

May 22, 2012 16:38:28 Posted at May 22, 2012 16:38:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been less than 3 months since Oscar. And that conversation is starting up again. I guess whenever Paul Thomas Anderson makes a movie though... I love that Anderson is married to Maya Rudolph. Maya by the way grew up with Gwyneth Paltrow. And Gwyneth was in Anderson’s Hard Eight way back in the 90s, the emerging artist. Full Story

Is Gisele pregnant?

May 22, 2012 15:44:13 Posted at May 22, 2012 15:44:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brazilian gossips are saying that Gisele Bundchen is pregnant with her second. She was in Sao Paolo promoting lingerie the other day and has supposedly been telling people the happy news. For all of you who love to scrutinise bumps, here’s G last Wednesday in a sheer blouse over a black skirt. Full Story

Brad Pitt came as Tristan

May 22, 2012 14:51:52 Posted at May 22, 2012 14:51:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Pascal Le Segretain/Michael Buckner/Getty

With a little Sonny Crockett, right? I know some of you aren’t feeling it. Me, I’d be so much more into it... but for that gold chain around his right wrist. If not for that gold chain, I’m buying. It’s probably the white belt. I am predisposed to liking a white belt on a man; I think it reminds me of golf. Full Story

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Come to Luminato! June 8-17

May 22, 2012 14:10:28 Posted at May 22, 2012 14:10:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Usher’s custody trial

May 22, 2012 13:56:47 Posted at May 22, 2012 13:56:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s nothing quite like the sh-t that comes out during a custody and child support trial. You see what happened with Francois Henri-Pinault? He cut it off after only a couple of days when it started to get stank, knowing that if he allowed it to go on, Linda Evangelista would make sure every embarrassing detail about his life would be made available to the public. Full Story

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