Smutty Tingles

May 18, 2012 16:41:26 Posted at May 18, 2012 16:41:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds Emma Watson’s boots in Lifestyle
How long before this child gets her lips done? (Dlisted)
Miley Cyrus spits (The Superficial)
Much better Upfront style by Rachel Bilson (Just Jared)
Sometimes Sofia Vergara eats too much at lunch too! (Hollywood Tuna)
Love Diane Kruger in this outfit (Pop Sugar)
Country Bitch feels used by Chace Crawford (Celebitchy)
The pedestrian gay experience (Towleroad)
The Future For John Travolta (Celebedge)
Tilda Swinton’s badass shades (Go Fug Yourself)
So... does he think he’s a Ferrari or a Porsche??? (Kickette)

John Mayer went to Montana

May 18, 2012 15:35:28 Posted at May 18, 2012 15:35:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Kyle Blair/Splash

Two years ago he was a tweeting, blogging, pissing, insufferable douchebag. And he admits to it. Then he did what so few of them have the courage to do: John Mayer promised to go away and...he actually went away. John Mayer was sick of himself. John Mayer was sick of how he’d been affected by fame. John Mayer paid attention to and agreed with the critics who called him that loser from high school intoxicated by newfound popularity, thrashing around like a goddamn fool. Full Story

Isla & Naomi: Cannes Women In Film

May 18, 2012 15:17:20 Posted at May 18, 2012 15:17:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Last night’s Calvin Klein Collection and euphoria Calvin Klein party was to celebrate women in film. It was however acknowledged during the toast that this year’s Cannes Film Festival features no female directors, prompting representatives from the Independent Film Project to lobby for greater diversity in the industry before honouring Diane Kruger, Ludivine Sagnier, Shailene Woodley, Jessica Chastain, and Naomi Watts. Full Story

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Marion in Cannes, Guillaume in NY

May 18, 2012 15:05:33 Posted at May 18, 2012 15:05:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Splash

As I reported yesterday, Guillaume Canet was not in Cannes with Marion Cotillard yesterday for the premiere of De Rouille et d’os. Guillaume stayed back with Marcel in New York where he’s directing Blood Ties. How CUTE are these pictures of him playing with his boy? That child’s face is the exact perfect combination of his parents. Full Story

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I like you in these clothes

May 18, 2012 14:54:25 Posted at May 18, 2012 14:54:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week at the Dictator premiere in London I asked Isla Fisher whether or not she’s attracted to General Aladeen. She was like, “God no, he’s vile. But I am very, very attracted to my husband”.I could be very, very attracted to her husband too if he’d stay out of costume now and again. Check him out here at Letterman last night as Sacha Baron Cohen. Full Story

The Beckham Olympics

May 18, 2012 14:45:28 Posted at May 18, 2012 14:45:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham was in Athens yesterday with Princess Anne at the Olympic Torch Handover ceremony. The Torch begins its journey to London tomorrow and will travel across England until July 27th when the Games begin. Accuse me of being a slave to globalisation all you want but I LOVE the Olympics. I schedule my schedule around the Olympics. Full Story

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John’s video for Kelly

May 18, 2012 14:08:30 Posted at May 18, 2012 14:08:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First of all...Kelly Preston has a website? Sarah messaged me last night asking if I’d seen the video that John Travolta made for Kelly Preston. I hadn’t and made a point of watching it before passing out thinking it’d be great to fall asleep to the sight of him throwing down a few dance moves in a pair of chaps. Full Story

Joshua Jackson has no ego

May 18, 2012 13:59:38 Posted at May 18, 2012 13:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Diane Kruger was recognised last night at the Calvin Klein Collection and euphoria Calvin Klein party in association with the IFP to celebrate women in film. (This is where the linen cocktail napkins were happening.)  It gets cool at night here in Cannes. Diane, in Calvin Klein, had a black wrap around her shoulders when we saw her come in with Joshua Jackson. Full Story

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May 18, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

May 18, 2012 13:44:07 Posted at May 18, 2012 13:44:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elizabeth! Have a great time at your celebrity-themed stag this weekend. Claire sent me the poster. Um, it’s HILARIOUS. Like the best thing I have ever seen. Wishing you a great Saturday night and a wonderful, wonderful wedding day. Congratulations Heather on completing your Grad Program at LaSalle! Megan can’t come to the ceremony but she’s sending you a lot of love and is so proud of you for working full time while busting your ass on your thesis ALL while staying current on gossip and pop culture. Full Story

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Moonrise Kingdom opened Cannes last night. Photos of the cast on the carpet at the Palais including Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Bill Murray, and Edward Norton, who looked sooooooo great and so fresh and not truculent at all, are attached.  Read Full Intro

Battleship vs The Avengers Week 3

May 17, 2012 20:44:05 Posted at May 17, 2012 20:44:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Doug Meszler/Splash

Taylor Kitsch was in New York this week for a last push to promote Battleship. After this he pretty much goes right into press for Savages. Battleship opens on Friday. Can it challenge The Avengers? The Avengers made over $100 million on its SECOND weekend. That’s crazy. I’m no box office scientist. I have no idea how much it’ll go down on its third weekend. Full Story

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