Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2013 19:43:51 November 5, 2013 19:43:51

Serge should never be the second choice (Dlisted)

Jennifer Love Hewitt is out of a job (The Superficial)

JLO claims she’s never had a nose job (FishWrapper)

Gwyneth Paltrow won’t back down against Vanity Fair (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Garner looks great in white (Just Jared)

Not into this dress on Taylor Swift (Hollywood Tuna)

At least the man doesn’t deny he’s a megalomaniac (Amy Grindhouse)

Jennifer Aniston got a bob! (Pop Sugar)

I like this white blouse on Minka Kelly (Popoholic)

OMG. This dress. SO good (Go Fug Yourself)

What happened to John’s comedy mustache?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 5, 2013 18:08:47 November 5, 2013 18:08:47

The teaser for Sherlock, series 3, introduced us to John Watson’s comedy mustache, but the BBC has released the first still from the upcoming season and the comedy mustache is nowhere to be seen. What happened to it? Why was it shaved? WHY WAS IT GROWN? Forget blackmailers and missing persons—the real mystery is that of John’s comedy mustache. Full Story

Kate Hudson’s baby genes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2013 16:41:49 November 5, 2013 16:41:49
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I don’t have siblings. So that’s what interests me the most about babies – their brothers and sisters. I always wonder what my brother or sister would be like if I had one. Here’s Kate Hudson with her baby Bingham yesterday, brother of Ryder. He looks a LOT like Ryder. And they have different fathers. Full Story

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When the cat’s away…

Duana Posted by Duana at November 5, 2013 16:14:38 November 5, 2013 16:14:38

Masters Of Sex Season 1 Episode 6 recap Oh, Libby. I knew there was a reason you were on this show and not an annoying, insipid actress but someone who had actual dramatic heft (Caitlin FitzGerald has been in everything), but this still made me sad.   It’s sad from the beginning, of course. Full Story

Fast-talking and lip-biting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2013 15:53:44 November 5, 2013 15:53:44
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Kristen Stewart was photographed in New York yesterday on the set of a new independent film called Anesthesia. She’s expected to work a short few days. It’s the latest in a series of indie projects for Stewart. Reminds me of what Sarah wrote in her Stewart Career Prospectus Full Story

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The Thor 2 premiere was a sausage fest

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 5, 2013 15:22:48 November 5, 2013 15:22:48

Lainey was hoping that RDJ would show in support of Thor: The Dark World at its LA premiere—not unreasonable, given he supported Captain America back in 2011—but Marvel typically only hooks one franchise outlier per premiere; they don’t clog their red carpets. So when Jeremy Renner showed up in my photo agency feed, I laughed out loud. Full Story

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Rooting for Thor

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 5, 2013 14:49:25 November 5, 2013 14:49:25

It was Hiddlemas Eve in Los Angeles last night as the Thor: The Dark World press tour wound to a close with the US premiere of the movie ahead of opening on Friday. The patron saint of Hiddlemas, Saint Tom the Huge Dork, was in attendance, wearing a suit that trended dangerously close to his Banker Suit Problem, but a geometric pattern just saves it. Full Story

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“I’m still betting on you, Girl On Fire”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2013 14:23:50 November 5, 2013 14:23:50
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You ready? She’s coming. Here’s Jennifer Lawrence, aka Katniss Everdeen, the Girl On Fire, arriving at LAX yesterday presumably to prepare for the Catching Fire press tour. She will be everywhere up in your face for the next few weeks leading up to the November 22 premiere. A new TV spot for the movie was just released yesterday. Full Story

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November 5, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2013 14:10:09 November 5, 2013 14:10:09

Annette! I’m sorry to hear about the anxiety. Sending you some Jason Wade. Hopefully that helps? How about Jason Wade + puppy? The week will get better… After a random attack (reportedly because he’s gay) on Thanksgiving weekend, Scott Jones was left paralysed but not dispirited. Full Story

Monday, November 4, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Did Saturday Night Live address its lack of black women in the cast issue this week? Well, the show certainly acknowledged that people have been talking about it. I’m not sure that’s the same thing as admitting that there is a problem, or doing anything about it.  Read Full Intro

Britney’s Perfume

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2013 21:32:12 November 4, 2013 21:32:12

It’s her new song. It’s the first new song in a long time that isn’t a dance track. Which, even though I don’t love it, and I certainly don’t feel about it the way I feel about Everytime, is a refreshing change. For the last few years, they’ve just hidden her behind the beat and all kinds of computer sounds. Full Story

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