Tom Cruise: mysterious and lethal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2012 21:04:57 October 17, 2012 21:04:57
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WENN

This is the trailer’s message -- don’t f-ck with Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher because he’s all mystery and stealth killer moves that will hurt you in the night time but not if you’re a woman in his bed. At least that’s what I think it is, and that’s a hard sell; it was a hard sell even before Katie Holmes broke up with him in public and told Xenu to piss off. Full Story

The Tree-Reader says he’ll win an Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2012 20:25:21 October 17, 2012 20:25:21
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Splash

How many As IF Sit DOWNs can you throw at one person at a time? A few years ago, Lindsay Lohan declared that she intended to win an Oscar by the time she was 30. We laughed. In comparison to Kellan Lutz though, Lohan’s comment about WANTING to win an Oscar seems less offensive. Because he isn’t just saying he’d LIKE to win one, he’s PREDICTING that he WILL WIN ONE. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2012 19:29:57 October 17, 2012 19:29:57

Sasha’s into a pleated leather skirt in LifeStyle.

You think Jennifer Aniston has tried this yet? (Dlisted)

She’s someone who letters better as a blonde than a brunette - agree or disagree? (Too Fab)

I might be into Hayden Panettiere’s fake braid (The Superficial)

Hugh Jackman Gangnam Style -- watch the video (Just Jared)

Kate Upton’s Vogue spread (Hollywood Tuna)

The best celebrity “binders” tweets: I’m partial to Aisha Tyler (Pop Sugar)

Does Justin Theroux use Jennifer Aniston’s shampoo? (Cele|bitchy)

Anne Hathaway is selling her wedding and then donating the proceeds (Towleroad)

More pictures of Ashley Greene trying desperately hard to be Kristen Stewart (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What Kanye West’s girlfriend wants to be for Halloween is...herself (Hollywood PQ)

Shooting Posh from below

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2012 18:24:05 October 17, 2012 18:24:05

Most people with a smartphone these days know their angles. We are a photo-obsessed society. That, along with the social networking, has made us more vain than ever. So you know, I’m sure a lot of you know that, generally, having your picture taking from below, where you are looking down at the camera, is not the most flattering shot. Full Story

What you won’t see during Beyonce halftime

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2012 17:42:55 October 17, 2012 17:42:55

The Associated Press reported yesterday that Beyonce will perform at the Super Bowl in New Orleans. Shortly after, B posted this picture on her Tumblr confirming the news. I’m sure, I’m sure it was a photo shoot that happened well in advance. Full Story

Brad Pitt’s fragrant fontrum part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2012 16:29:08 October 17, 2012 16:29:08

Oh good. There’s a second version of Brad Pitt’s Chanel ad. This time he’s still offering his pretentiously poetic thoughts about the universe only he’s not on camera the whole time. Instead, while Brad speaks, models appear on screen in scenes that remind me of the trailer to Cloud Atlas Full Story

Poor Demi > Jennifer Aniston?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2012 15:54:41 October 17, 2012 15:54:41

Check out the cover of this week’s issue of PEOPLE. A depressed Demi Moore is front and centre, and Jennifer Aniston is shoved in the corner, even though the magazine claims they “talked to Jen and would likely have some MiniVan Majority friendly details about her engagement and that giant ring(pop). Full Story

JT’s Italian Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2012 15:21:53 October 17, 2012 15:21:53

US Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands today, that Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will marry in Italy on Saturday. Italian papers are saying it’s happening in Southern Italy in an olive grove (source Full Story

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are co-hosting the Golden Globe Awards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember how excited you were about Ricky Gervais and he sh-t on your hopes? Remember how you secretly hoped Anne Hathaway and James Franco would be awesome together but instead, Franco predictably shrank from the stage like a coward, leaving Hathaway flailing her arms in compensation? Remember all the disappointment? Every time the disappointment? I just.  Read Full Intro