I like you in these clothes

May 18, 2012 14:54:25 Posted at May 18, 2012 14:54:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week at the Dictator premiere in London I asked Isla Fisher whether or not she’s attracted to General Aladeen. She was like, “God no, he’s vile. But I am very, very attracted to my husband”.I could be very, very attracted to her husband too if he’d stay out of costume now and again. Check him out here at Letterman last night as Sacha Baron Cohen. Full Story

The Beckham Olympics

May 18, 2012 14:45:28 Posted at May 18, 2012 14:45:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham was in Athens yesterday with Princess Anne at the Olympic Torch Handover ceremony. The Torch begins its journey to London tomorrow and will travel across England until July 27th when the Games begin. Accuse me of being a slave to globalisation all you want but I LOVE the Olympics. I schedule my schedule around the Olympics. Full Story

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John’s video for Kelly

May 18, 2012 14:08:30 Posted at May 18, 2012 14:08:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First of all...Kelly Preston has a website? Sarah messaged me last night asking if I’d seen the video that John Travolta made for Kelly Preston. I hadn’t and made a point of watching it before passing out thinking it’d be great to fall asleep to the sight of him throwing down a few dance moves in a pair of chaps. Full Story

Joshua Jackson has no ego

May 18, 2012 13:59:38 Posted at May 18, 2012 13:59:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Diane Kruger was recognised last night at the Calvin Klein Collection and euphoria Calvin Klein party in association with the IFP to celebrate women in film. (This is where the linen cocktail napkins were happening.)  It gets cool at night here in Cannes. Diane, in Calvin Klein, had a black wrap around her shoulders when we saw her come in with Joshua Jackson. Full Story

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May 18, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

May 18, 2012 13:44:07 Posted at May 18, 2012 13:44:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elizabeth! Have a great time at your celebrity-themed stag this weekend. Claire sent me the poster. Um, it’s HILARIOUS. Like the best thing I have ever seen. Wishing you a great Saturday night and a wonderful, wonderful wedding day. Congratulations Heather on completing your Grad Program at LaSalle! Megan can’t come to the ceremony but she’s sending you a lot of love and is so proud of you for working full time while busting your ass on your thesis ALL while staying current on gossip and pop culture. Full Story

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Moonrise Kingdom opened Cannes last night. Photos of the cast on the carpet at the Palais including Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Bill Murray, and Edward Norton, who looked sooooooo great and so fresh and not truculent at all, are attached.  Read Full Intro

Battleship vs The Avengers Week 3

May 17, 2012 20:44:05 Posted at May 17, 2012 20:44:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Taylor Kitsch was in New York this week for a last push to promote Battleship. After this he pretty much goes right into press for Savages. Battleship opens on Friday. Can it challenge The Avengers? The Avengers made over $100 million on its SECOND weekend. That’s crazy. I’m no box office scientist. I have no idea how much it’ll go down on its third weekend. Full Story

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My Mom Is Emma Thompson

May 17, 2012 19:57:23 Posted at May 17, 2012 19:57:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Thompson showed up at the London premiere of MIB3 with her daughter Gaia. SO cute, right? Both in white. And with the same hair! You know how at some point or another our parents always end up embarrassing us? Look at Emma being Emma, with all those facial expressions, probably shouting out hilarious responses to the photographers. Full Story

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Will & Harry talk to Katie about their Granny

May 17, 2012 18:52:58 Posted at May 17, 2012 18:52:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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ABC has secured the US rights to broadcast the Concert For The Queen on June 5 in celebration of Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee. As part of the deal, I guess the network was also able to negotiate exclusive interviews with Princes William and Harry to air on May 29th as part of a 2 hour special hosted by Katie Couric called The Real Queen: By Her Own Royal Family. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 17, 2012 18:25:24 Posted at May 17, 2012 18:25:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds Gwyneth’s raincoat and black & white dresses in LifeStyle 
I don’t get it. So is Justin Bieber for or against drawing dicks? (The Superficial)
Not kidding - at first I thought this was Jeremy Piven, then John Travolta (Dlisted)
Did you watch Lindsay Lohan on Glee? I guess it was waste of time? (Celeb|itchy)

I still really like this side part braid (Hollywood Tuna)
Do I have to give up my girl card if I say this does nothing for me? (Pop Sugar)
Russell Brand is all class about Katy Perry (Just Jared)
What do you think of the seams on Katherine Heigl’s jeans? (Popoholic)
LOVE this dress with horses on it. Crazy? (Trendmill)

Um, Lea Michele and Cory Monteith kissing at the hockey game (Pink Is The New Blog)
This dress probably looks great on the hanger but... something’s offputting about it on the body (Go Fug Yourself)

Michael Fassbender is not Tom Cruise

May 17, 2012 18:14:48 Posted at May 17, 2012 18:14:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Tom Cruise Playboy article is insightful in its lack of insight. Michael Fassbender just doesn’t have that level of control yet. He’s not a machine. Michael Fassbender, rather, right now at least, seems to be all instinct and impulse. When he’s interviewed then, it’s more than just a fluff piece. Full Story