August 3, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 3, 2012 14:35:15 Posted at August 3, 2012 14:35:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Geoff Harris competing in the 800m on Monday at his first Olympic Games - good luck from Lauren and everyone at home in Halifax! Click here to read more about Geoff. Kim! Happy Birthday! Wish you could have come last night with Haley. Full Story

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Olympic face of the day? How could it be anyone other than Marcel Nguyen oh my God so pretty. Or have you never seen him before now because you live in America? I’ve not been watching NBC’s coverage but they’re being hit hard with criticism not only over their tape delay broadcasts but also for some sketchy editing decisions when they do finally show the events several hours later in prime time.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

August 2, 2012 21:13:46 Posted at August 2, 2012 21:13:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds polka dots and body lotion in LifeStyle

I think Lindsay Lohan looks more like Brett Michaels (Dlisted)

Walt White lost it to a Dutch hooker? (The Superficial)

Sofia Vergara’s son tells the proposal story (Too Fab)

Jessica Simpson really does have a great weave (Pop Sugar)

Only dickheads get reality tv shows (Cele|bitchy)

Beyonce...the autobiography (Just Jared)

Holy. Sh-t. Bar’s body. (Hollywood Tuna)

Miley’s personal photos for Liam? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Natalie Portman making a white tee look amazing (Popoholic)

Blair Waldorf wears Birkenstocks? (Go Fug Yourself)

Mimi Triumphant - listen!

August 2, 2012 21:03:24 Posted at August 2, 2012 21:03:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sh-t. Between the women’s all around competition and Michael Phelps vs Ryan Lochte in the pool, I almost forgot today was Mimi Day. How dare they hold the Olympics when Mimi has a new album coming out those motherf-ckers! Anyway, Triumphant (Get ‘Em) has been released. I think. Full Story

The GMD or Ryan Lochte?

August 2, 2012 20:54:54 Posted at August 2, 2012 20:54:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tom Cruise took Suri to Disney World this week. She looked like she had a great time. And there were a few little friends for her to play with too. Tom got in the water with her at the water park. As you can see, he’s fit right now. So he doesn’t mind showing you, like a one-two punch: I’m a great single dad AND I’m still hot at 50. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: onward

August 2, 2012 19:37:56 Posted at August 2, 2012 19:37:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s been embroiled in a cheating scandal but today some good news for Kristen Stewart: Vulture is reporting exclusively that Stewart has been confirmed to play Peyton in the film adaptation of Styron’s Lie Down In Darkness. She beat out Jennifer Lawrence for the job. Full Story

Those loving Royals!

August 2, 2012 18:54:35 Posted at August 2, 2012 18:54:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I don’t need to write too much here, do I? Prince William and his Catherine watched Team GB take gold today in the team spring AND break a world record. Look at them celebrating! With an embrace! See? Royal Olympic Fever! It is ON. Look how delightfully animated they are. Full Story

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Of course.

August 2, 2012 17:46:14 Posted at August 2, 2012 17:46:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This article would normally be posted to LifeStyle. But she put so much effort into overdressing, the least I could do was to give her the spotlight. That is, after all, the point, non? Kate Beckinsale at the Total Recall premiere last night. Of course. I would like it more if that wing wasn’t sticking up towards her face. Full Story

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Hint from Posh?

August 2, 2012 17:07:36 Posted at August 2, 2012 17:07:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham just tweeted this photo of a tricked out microphone with the caption: Look what I found!! As you know, there’s been a lot of talk about a Spice Girls reunion at the Closing Ceremony - click here Full Story

The Jessica that Jessica wants to be

August 2, 2012 16:31:02 Posted at August 2, 2012 16:31:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s Jessica Biel last night at the premiere of Total Recall. It’s what I call aspirational dressing. And, curiously, her sartorial approach mirrors her professional one. The Jessica that Jessica wants to be and the Jessica that Jessica actually is, they are not the same. What you see here, this dress and the shoes and the accessories, while certainly a beautiful idea, it’s not the right idea for Jessica Biel. Full Story

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How long before he starts tweeting about her tits

August 2, 2012 15:33:22 Posted at August 2, 2012 15:33:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katy Perry has marvellous ones. And, well, John Mayer isn’t exactly known for under-sharing. So it’s true then - Katy and John are officially a thing now, seen leaving Chateau Marmont together last night in his car, clearly ready to go public. You can imagine how much that would have swollen his dick, right? No Shame Face for John Mayer this time! John Mayer adds yet another babe (I hate this word but it’s fitting here) to his long list of babes including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, and Taylor Swift. Full Story