Johnny (finally) says it’s fine

May 11, 2012 14:08:03 Posted at May 11, 2012 14:08:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The British papers are wrong...a lot. But you have to love them for going there when you need them to. They went there with Johnny Depp the other night at the UK premiere of Dark Shadows asking him straight up about his relationship with Vanessa Paradis after months of reporting, led by PEOPLE Magazine, that the two were finished. Full Story

Life's too short

May 11, 2012 13:57:04 Posted at May 11, 2012 13:57:04
Duana Posted by Duana

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 22 recapIsn't that right?  No matter how long a time on earth, isn't the person always gone too soon?   Isn't there always more you could have said or done?  Greater wishes you had to be with them, say the last thing? Nobody ever says, at the end of a life, “well, that was about the exact right time. Full Story

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Eva & Ryan: handholding and not hiding

May 11, 2012 13:31:01 Posted at May 11, 2012 13:31:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Fame/Flynet, Tom Meinelt/Splash

Yesterday in New York - here are Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling hand in hand after lunch, not ducking into garbage bins and running for cover in the presence of the paps. Thank you. It’s not ideal, no. But if that’s the sh-ttiest part of their jobs, I appreciate that these two are finally not behaving as though it’s medieval torture. Full Story

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May 11, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

May 11, 2012 13:08:16 Posted at May 11, 2012 13:08:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelby! Happy 40th Birthday! Of course you’re heading to Vegas. And of course you should be seeing Beatles LOVE when you’re there. And of course you should go to Carnevino for a giant steak. And of course there should be champagne every the tables! Kerry wants you to know you’re the best sister, aunt, and friend. Full Story

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Dear Gossips,

With two lawsuits filed against John Travolta, even ass-kissy PEOPLE Magazine had to devote an article to his masseur situation yesterday. It ended up being the “most read” piece on their site and a massive shock to the MiniVan Majority.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

May 10, 2012 19:17:57 Posted at May 10, 2012 19:17:57
Jacek Posted by Jacek

As Lainey mentioned earlier, we’re going to have a short column today due to her shoot schedule in London. Wrapping it up with Tingles. Tomorrow will be back to a full column. Thanks for reading and see you then! - Jacek  

Sasha finds Kate Moss’s wedding shoes and Beyonce’s casual outfit in Lifestyle

Number one on my shamef-ck list (The Superficial)

Halle will f-ck you up (Dlisted)

Sticking with the f-ck theme, Beyonce is on another kind of list and there’s nothing shameful about it (Celeb|itchy)

Two yummy brunettes in Nina and Maria (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate and her Royal puppy (Pop Sugar)

Joan Smalls at the Cosmopolitan for Latinas' Cover Party. What do you mean that’s not Joan? (Just Jared)

Lilo’s bloat face on Glee (Amy Grindhouse)

More Nina Dobrev, this time showing some seriously long legs (Popoholic)

Is there a hotter mother-daughter combo in Hollywood than this? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hard-posing Lea Michele did well at the Met (Go Fug Yourself)

What Anna didn't want

May 10, 2012 17:03:25 Posted at May 10, 2012 17:03:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So here's Lindsay Lohan in New York at A&E Networks 2012 Upfront at Lincoln Center last night. Now you know why Anna Wintour didn't want her at the Met Gala. Lohan was in town. You know she wanted to go. You know she would have tried. And Anna shut it down. The Met Gala is out of reach for Lindsay Lohan now. Full Story

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Selective Career History

May 10, 2012 15:58:19 Posted at May 10, 2012 15:58:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer, Fame/Flynet, PCN

Speaking of celebrity don’ts...Click here for my article yesterday about the narrowing gap between celebrity and civilian and the reality star effect, compelling proper celebrities, some of them, to reach out and touch you...on Twitter!The latest of course is Jessica Biel, timed with her first appearance with Justin Timberlake since their engagement when they showed up at the Met Gala the other night waving around that ring. Full Story

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A Royal Weather Bunny!

May 10, 2012 14:58:00 Posted at May 10, 2012 14:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jeff J Mitchell/Getty

The most interesting thing to me about Prince Charles is that he's the father of Prince William and Hot Harry on a Horse. But I'm kinda into him reading the weather today in the UK. Hilarious, right? And he's not even behaving as though it's too beneath him. In fact, it actually looks like he might be enjoying himself. Full Story

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This is not the Sexiest Man Alive

May 10, 2012 14:08:25 Posted at May 10, 2012 14:08:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jennifer Mitchell /Splash

You can barely remember who the current Sexiest Man Alive is, can you? It’s Bradley Cooper. It’s NOT Jon Hamm.Probably never Jon Hamm. I’ve already predicted it’ll be Channing Tatum what with the year he’s having and Magic Mike and GI Joe still on the way. As we’ve seen through the years, and as repeated repeatedly during the annual SMA handicapping on this site, the SMA is almost always a Movie Star. Full Story