Don’t ask Mimi about anyone but Mimi

May 16, 2012 16:06:31 Posted at May 16, 2012 16:06:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best relief after 13 hours of flying, no sleep, and someone with stank feet sitting in the next aisle?(Other than a bleary-eyed Joshua Jackson on the same flight?) Mimi!And not just regular Mimi, which is its own standard of solid gold amazingness, but Mimi being pissy about being asked about anyone but Mimi. Full Story

Life After George

May 16, 2012 15:57:34 Posted at May 16, 2012 15:57:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Gareth Cattermole/Getty

While George Clooney talks to dogs and Stacy Keibler lives at “our house”, her predecessor is in Cannes, getting groped on a yacht by Admiral General Aladeen.  I mean...I guess you always go back to your beginnings. Which means someday I’ll be a nerd again with thick glasses following around mah-jong ladies in Hong Kong. Full Story

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A man who can talk to dogs

May 16, 2012 15:47:39 Posted at May 16, 2012 15:47:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jacek always drops me off at the airport with our beagles in the backseat. Barney, only 18 months, has never been alone his whole life. He went straight from his litter to having a big brother, Marcus. In many ways, he’s been spared the reality of being left. Barney is never left behind. But Marcus knows about being left behind. Full Story

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Cannes 2012: Heavy on Hollywood

May 16, 2012 15:36:34 Posted at May 16, 2012 15:36:34
Sarah Posted by Sarah

(Lainey: I’m still catching up after flying overnight to Cannes. Trying to rush out a few new articles but let’s start first with Sarah’s Cannes preview since they’re all starting to arrive. I screen Moonrise Kingdom tonight. Attached - the cast at the photo call today.) The Cannes Film Festival is always glamorous and Hollywood is always well represented, but this year seems particularly heavy on the star power, headed, of course, by the Brange. Full Story

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May 16, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

May 16, 2012 14:53:57 Posted at May 16, 2012 14:53:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Alyssa with love from Amy who told me about the news yesterday. I’m sorry, and it sucks. But there’s a lot of love out there for you. I’ve a feeling that’ll get you through. In fact, I know it. Best to you and keep me posted.  Full Story

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Monday’s biggest deal was FOX’s confirmation - finally - that they’d confirmed Britney Spears as a judge on the upcoming season of The X Factor. Britney showed up alongside a confident and smug Simon Cowell at the FOX presentation.  Read Full Intro

Gwyneth goes back and forth

May 15, 2012 20:01:09 Posted at May 15, 2012 20:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Fame/Flynet, INF

Gwyneth was in New York a week ago for the Met Gala. At some point she went home to London. Today she was spotted at Heathrow on her way back out. Love the boots, the blazer, all of it. This weekend at the Snow White junket, after we had all wrapped for the trip, we started exchanging stories over dinner, as reporters often do. Full Story

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Vanessa will always have Karl

May 15, 2012 18:49:35 Posted at May 15, 2012 18:49:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

Johnny Depp finally confirmed last week that he and Vanessa Paradis are still together. Click here for a refresher. Most of you who’ve emailed don’t seem entirely convinced that it was all fine to begin with. Something was afoot, sure. But they seem to have worked it out now. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 15, 2012 18:31:33 Posted at May 15, 2012 18:31:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce has a stalker! And Kanye is f-cking it! (The Superficial)

Um, how is this getting past Jada Pinkett Smith??? (Dlisted)

As IF Carole Middleton would waste her scoop on a low rent tabloid (Celeb|itchy)

I wish Nina Dobrev’s carpet style was as cute as her casual style (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart’s cute loafers (Pop Sugar)

Anyone looks better next to Casper Smart (Just Jared)

So...Jessica Alba was a prude before she had babies? (Popoholic)

That Peaches and this dude are parents now is one of my favourite things in life (Amy Grindhouse)

MLB sent Kate Upton a lot of free sh-t (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

I LOVE this picture (Go Fug Yourself)

Kiki & Garrett before Cannes

May 15, 2012 17:00:48 Posted at May 15, 2012 17:00:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Fame/Flynet

Kirsten Dunst is the reigning Cannes Best Actress for Melancholia. She’s expected to return to Cannes next week with On The Road which premieres on May 23. Am wondering whether or not she’ll actually go earlier, in time for the first days of the festival which are usually the most fun. Why miss Paul Allen’s yacht party, right? And why not spend as much time as possible in the South of France with your boyfriend who’s experiencing it the Kiki way for the first time?  Here she is with Garrett Hedlund yesterday in Beverly Hills. Full Story

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I Get It Now...?

May 15, 2012 16:51:02 Posted at May 15, 2012 16:51:02
Duana Posted by Duana

Girls Season 1 Episode 5 recapI've been trying to figure out Girls for weeks.  As the backlash turned to front-lash (sorry) and people who loved started to hate and people who hated found God and became acolytes, I still tried to understand what it was about Girls that was capturing so many imaginations. Full Story