Shelfy is on Twitter

May 9, 2012 14:35:27 Posted at May 9, 2012 14:35:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel is engaged. She will marry Justin Timberlake this summer. And now she’s joined Twitter. Shelfy made it official on Monday night, while she was getting ready for the Met Gala, posting a photo of herself on WhoSay (more on this is in a minute) with the caption:I can't zip up my dress. Welcome to my world! #MetBall WhoSayPhotoEmbed. Full Story

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Ryan & Blake on the Island

May 9, 2012 13:14:18 Posted at May 9, 2012 13:14:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
©2012 AKM-GSI/ PUNKD Images

ExclusiveRyan Reynolds took Blake Lively to Nanaimo on Vancouver Island this week. His brother lives and works there. They stayed with him during their visit and played basketball on his block on Monday night. It’s cute, right? Ryan and Blake, all Hollywood and sh-t, running up and down the street of an unassuming neighbourhood, giggling and chasing each other. Full Story

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May 9, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

May 9, 2012 13:04:33 Posted at May 9, 2012 13:04:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Local Vancouver DJ Kasha Kennedy has entered a competition to open for Afrojack in Kelowna for an outdoor long weekend party and she needs your help to win! Click here Full Story

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Dress porn takes priority. So we’re covering the Met Gala first, then everything else after Smutty Tingles. It will be a heavy day on the blog. Very heavy. So if you’re visiting late in the day, please scroll down and click VIEW OLDER to get caught up. This opening and a many of the early posts were written through the night so if there are new photos that are worth seeing, I’ll get those up later. We’ll try to load the pictures and the articles to the site as quickly as possible but given that there is commentary that accompanies each set, I may be slower than some of my peers. Will try to be worth the wait.

As always, please do send your thoughts. Every message is read, eagerly. And I look forward to the unspoken arguments, raging through the ether, from your inbox to mine.


Yours in gossip,


PS. The Desert Dogs took out the Predators! And I love being wrong if it means the Country Bitch isn’t going to the Stanley Cup.

This became the face of Chanel

May 8, 2012 20:13:32 Posted at May 8, 2012 20:13:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Where was Chanel last night at the Met Gala? Why was Karl so underrepresented? E! News is reporting that Chanel No 5 has signed Brad Pitt as the face of the fragrance. Apparently the deal is worth 7 figures and he’ll shoot the ad in London some time this month. Full Story

Charlize & Jackson

May 8, 2012 20:03:11 Posted at May 8, 2012 20:03:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First look at Charlize Theron’s son Jackson as she makes her way to Europe for Snow White And The Huntsman and Prometheus promotion. Jackson is not Louis, Sandra Bullock’s son. Sometimes people get confused, you know? So...Is Jackson a new Baby Pimp?Well. Full Story

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This is NOT Zoe Saldana

May 8, 2012 19:45:08 Posted at May 8, 2012 19:45:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Larry Busacca/Getty

Her name is Joan Smalls. She is a model. She accompanied Balmain designer Olivier Rousteing to the Met Gala. I’ve received several messages today about this, specifically re: Zoe Saldana, and why no one is talking about her from last night.No one is talking about Zoe Saldana because SHE WASN’T THERE. Full Story

Dying Out Here.

May 8, 2012 19:37:33 Posted at May 8, 2012 19:37:33
Duana Posted by Duana

Smash Season 1 Episode 14 recapI know it's going to make you fall off your chair but "Previews" was the episode I liked best in awhile. There was a plot that moved from A to B to C, and that's more than we've had to hang onto in a long while. Also, we saw actual production numbers in the show, and for the most part, they're pretty flawless. Full Story

Hot Harry goes to Washington... in a tux!

May 8, 2012 19:24:15 Posted at May 8, 2012 19:24:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Paul Morigi/Getty

Hot Harry was in Washington yesterday to receive an award in recognition of his work with wounded servicemen. He was surrounded by military men. He seemed very comfortable. And he looked perfect in his tux. And he may or may not be bootycalling Chelsy Davy. UK gossips say the two are sneaking around again but not “officially” back together. Full Story

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I want more for Lola

May 8, 2012 19:16:56 Posted at May 8, 2012 19:16:56
Duana Posted by Duana
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Girls Season 1 Episode 4 recapThe naming of Jessa's young charges on this show is a triumph. I'm not being tongue in cheek at all. Lola and Beatrix. The names fit perfectly. Demographically, historically, the names are even well spaced, as they would have been popular at the exact times each girl was born. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 8, 2012 19:02:30 Posted at May 8, 2012 19:02:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The best dressed man at the Met Gala. I’m serious. (Dlisted)

When Rihanna and Alex Skarsgard did it (The Superficial)

Mrs Draper vs Mrs Draper (Celeb|itchy

Suuuuch a cute bikini on Julianne Hough (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s Prom Night on Glee (Pop Sugar)

Ben Affleck, filmmaker, getting better and better (Just Jared)

It is RIDICULOUS how Gisele looks in jeans (Popoholic)

Um, Miley Cyrus had a movie out this weekend? (Amy Grindhouse)

Harry Styles makes himself available (Holy Moly! UK)

I’m down with all of it on Chloe Sevigny...but maybe just a little lipstick? (Go Fug Yourself)