Another proud night for the family of dickheads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2012 16:03:14 October 10, 2012 16:03:14
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Lindsay and Dina Lohan scrapped last night. They were at a club at 4am. On their way home to Long Island they started slapping each other. Lindsay has a cut on her leg and her ma broke her bracelet. The cops were called on a domestic. No one was arrested. I would like to believe that Dina was finally giving her daughter some structure -- at dawn, after a night of partying. Full Story

10 years of 8 Mile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2012 14:52:42 October 10, 2012 14:52:42
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God, it’s been 10 years. Where did that go? I wonder though, in this environment, if 8 Mile would even get made now. 8 Mile took everyone by surprise. Come on, admit it. 8 Mile was a lot better than you thought it would be. 8 Mile is GREAT. 8 Mile is still watchable, over and over and over again. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart Goes Live

Maria Posted by Maria at October 10, 2012 14:28:03 October 10, 2012 14:28:03
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Kristen Stewart’s warming up for the last leg of her Twilight tour – and this is a brilliant way to do it. After botching her initial response to the cheating debacle, she’s executed a series of stronger, savvier plays (and she needs to if she wants to not be enveloped by her personal life, which was a real danger just a month ago). Full Story

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Kate tries to kill the new black

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2012 14:09:10 October 10, 2012 14:09:10
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Don’t say I didn’t warn you - as noted on Monday, it’s been a busy week of public appearances for Catherine of William. Today she was in Newcastle Upon Tyne to tour through a community garden and visits with students at Percy Hedley school where she participated in a ball-throwing exercise. Full Story

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October 10, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2012 13:43:33 October 10, 2012 13:43:33
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Vanessa! Happy 30th Birthday with love from your sister Tania who misses you so much as you’re in Sweden and there’ve been no pizza and cupcakes in pyjamas. Here’s your gift: Alexander Skarsgard in Rome last week. Oh and I was asked to include some of my favourite figure skating photos from the 80s and 90s so of course Gordeeva and Grinkov and, well, Oksana Grishuk because, remember?, that bitch brought the f-cking drama. Full Story

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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston’s engagement ring yet? Welcome back to those of you returning from Canadian Thanksgiving long weekend. It was a full day yesterday. Please scroll down to get caught up. More on Aniston’s ring reveal later.

John Lennon would have been 72 today. Last night I was over at Vulture reading some of his bitchy correspondence. The letters are part of a new book that will be released this week featuring a collection of his personal writing to friends, colleagues, newspaper critics, fangirls, and haters. Can you imagine what he would have done with a comment section on the internet?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

M’Lynn says: So The F-ck What?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2012 21:10:39 October 9, 2012 21:10:39
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Steel Magnolias was on this weekend. I decided to watch it before watching the new Lifetime version with Queen Latifah. It’s been years, a long, long time. Duana told me recently that Steel Magnolias still holds up. Of course she was right. It might even be better. It’s certainly funnier. Full Story

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Prime Time Connie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2012 20:15:11 October 9, 2012 20:15:11
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Well let’s try this again… I have a friend who recently powered through all five seasons of Friday Night Lights. She couldn’t sleep, she couldn’t focus, she could think of nothing else. Now she knows. I receive at least half a dozen emails from people every week who are powering through all five seasons of Friday Night Lights. Full Story

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What would Sienna say?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2012 19:59:43 October 9, 2012 19:59:43
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Robert Pattinson was in New York this weekend and spent some time with his friend Tom Sturridge and his fiancée Sienna Miller. As I first mentioned 3 weeks ago, Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have reconciled. PEOPLE.com, for some reason, was mega late to this party and only just reported yesterday. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2012 19:39:17 October 9, 2012 19:39:17

Motivation for working off all those turkey gravy calories? (Dlisted)

I don’t understand this mash-up (The Superficial)

“I know you wanted to be with someone else” is a passive aggressive hall of fame line (Too Fab)

Slum Lover got a trip around the world (Pop Sugar)

Richard Gere is entitled to your wife (Cele|bitchy)

Ben Affleck jerks off behind the camera (Just Jared)

I like this supermodel’s white sweater (Hollywood Tuna)

Shaki’s blurry baby photo (Amy Grindhouse)

Stacy Keibler running (Popoholic)

No, no, NO NO so much NO (Go Fug Yourself)
 

See Granny as Grace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2012 18:34:30 October 9, 2012 18:34:30
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I believe these are the first shots of Nicole Kidman on set in Monaco as Grace Kelly. If this is a wig, it’s a very good one. Or did she take her extensions out? Princess Grace’s title, like that of her daughter-in-law Charlene, was Her Serene Highness. And Granny Freeze certainly looks serene here. Full Story

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