Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Sundance begins tomorrow. A preview will be posted later today. You know who wanted to go? Lindsay Lohan, obviously. But The Canyons was rejected, supposedly because the festival didn’t want her there. “Well, none of us have plans to do porn," said Amy to Tina.  Read Full Intro

One Direction Gay-Baiting

Dean Posted by Dean at January 16, 2013 21:37:29 January 16, 2013 21:37:29
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There’s lots being said this week about the whole Jodie Foster coming out situation but, because my heart wants to drag things down to the lowest common denominator, I’d like to use this as an excuse to talk about how gay One Direction is…or at least how gay One Direction pretends to be. Full Story

The Sexiest Best Actors ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2013 21:04:06 January 16, 2013 21:04:06
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But first... DDL in a peacoat! So, this year’s Best Actor Oscar nominees... Daniel Day-Lewis Hugh Jackman Denzel Washington Joaquin Phoenix Bradley Cooper 3 of those are former Sexiest Men Alive. DDL is unquestionably sexy. Joaquin...could be sexy if he wasn’t such a f-cking MISERABLE. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2013 20:26:55 January 16, 2013 20:26:55

Because a father would know when his daughter is an escort? (Dlisted)

I really love it when Country Bitch talks pro-gay (Too Fab)

Cheek piercing (The Superficial)

No. Not even Shaki can make the belly cupping work (Just Jared)

Kate Upton looks really great in white. Or did you even notice? (Hollywood Tuna)

Katy Perry and John Mayer on a mini-break (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch appreciates his Twi-Hards (Cele|bitchy)

Snoop Dogg and a Kardashian ex? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

There’s a LOT of filler (IDLYITW)

Katy Cambridge’s portrait -- the memes (Hollywood PQ)
 

Sundance 2013 Preview: 15 films to look out for

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 16, 2013 19:53:55 January 16, 2013 19:53:55

Oh relax, I’ll keep it short(ish). Ain’t Them Bodies Saints Casey Affleck has appeared in only one movie since the Joaquin Phoenix/I’m Still Here debacle in 2010, and that was the loathsome Tower Heist in 2011. But he’s back now (…good?), starring alongside Rooney Mara and Ben Foster (!!!) in a 1970s-set drama about petty criminals. Full Story

Nicole pays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2013 19:00:47 January 16, 2013 19:00:47

It’s Sundance. So, like, indie season. Is Nicole Kidman the first name that comes to mind when you think “indie”? This is where she says she’s at now. Smart. Kidman covers The Hollywood Reporter in its Sundance issue and acknowledges that she doesn’t work in big budget movies, her subtle way of saying the audience doesn’t accept her in them, and has instead refocused her career, choosing smaller projects like The Paperboy and Stoker, which is why she’s heading to Park City. Full Story

JLO on Mimi Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2013 17:39:16 January 16, 2013 17:39:16
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CelebrityVibe/ Splash

Mariah Carey’s American Idol premieres tonight. It’s the only appointment that should be on my schedule. On all our schedules. Aaaaand... Here’s Jennifer Lopez’s face on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. As you know, it was JLO who vacated her judge’s seat, subsequently opening up a spot for Mimi at a cost of $18 million. Full Story

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Marie de Villepin > Johnny Depp?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2013 17:13:11 January 16, 2013 17:13:11
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INF

Who? Marie de Villepin is a French model/actress. Very striking. Like Taysa van Ree. Who? Taysa van Ree is Amber Heard’s ex/on/off girlfriend. And here are Amber Heard and Marie de Villepin (she appears to prefer her women with strong bone structure and 3 names) arriving in Paris together. Full Story

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Leo’s quitting too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2013 15:49:49 January 16, 2013 15:49:49
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PCN

Is it quitting or is it replacing? As I’ve mentioned a few times the last couple of days, I’m not smoking real cigarettes anymore. The love of my life right now is my electronic cigarette. And I can hear some of you tutting. Smoking is SO DISGUSTING! YOU’RE SO GROSS LAINEY. I understand why you might feel this way. Full Story

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Justified 4.2: “Speak of the devil”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 16, 2013 15:33:25 January 16, 2013 15:33:25
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Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Justified Season 4 Episode 2 recap. We got a lot set up in the season premiere, including a new holy roller in town, that shady bag from Raylan’s childhood home, Arlo shanking a dude in prison, and Boyd has a new co-conspirator in the form of Rhodes, his old Army frenemy. Oh, and we met Constable Bob, who is rapidly becoming the single greatest non-Raylan/Boyd character on the show yet. Full Story