But it wasn’t her vagina so that’s ok

July 26, 2012 18:33:43 Posted at July 26, 2012 18:33:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Right in line with Duana’s previous article, see below, Gossip Cop just posted the most ridiculous item about Kristen Stewart’s cheating: KRISTEN STEWART NEVER HAD SEX WITH RUPERT SANDERS (EXCLUSIVE) Gossip Cop is celebrity-friendly. Full Story

Kristen Stewart. Scripted Slut.

July 26, 2012 18:27:34 Posted at July 26, 2012 18:27:34
Duana Posted by Duana

I’m not naïve.  I know that when a fairytale Hollywood relationship is broken, fans think they know those people.  They want – need - an explanation.   Remember Justin’s moves, singing about Britney’s infidelity in song?  Remember Julia Roberts leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar?  For that matter, remember “A Low Vera”? We watched with bated breath. Full Story

The other working mom in the city

July 26, 2012 17:08:08 Posted at July 26, 2012 17:08:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Whatever, Katie Holmes. Go on with your single freedom, taking cabs all over the place like you’re in gen pop now, and not combing your hair because life in New York as Courage Mom, superhero, is simply too busy. It can’t be more busy than Jessica Alba’s. Alba is in NYC this week and turning Manhattan into her own personal runway. Full Story

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Why trailers should not be so long

July 26, 2012 16:22:20 Posted at July 26, 2012 16:22:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cloud Atlas will premiere at TIFF. Have you read it? As I noted the other day - click here for a refresher - I was nervous about how it could be a film and at the same time, curious about how it would look as a film as imagined by the Wachowskis. Now an almost 6 minute trailer is online. Full Story

Jonathan Rhys Meyers: network vampire

July 26, 2012 15:46:32 Posted at July 26, 2012 15:46:32
Sarah Posted by Sarah

If you thought Twilight cut vampires off at the knees, what do you think the censor-y limits of network television will do to them? The TCA’s summer meeting is going on right now, when the networks unveil their fall line-ups, and NBC announced that they have ordered ten episodes of a show called Dracula and that it will star Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Full Story

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Thumbs up Jon Hamm

July 26, 2012 15:23:00 Posted at July 26, 2012 15:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Amid reports that he’s been making moves on girls domestically and internationally - click here if you missed that article yesterday - Jon Hamm showed up last night at the New York premiere of The Campaign under a cap with his shades on. Many of you have emailed to ask about Jennifer Westfeldt and whether or not they’re still together. Full Story

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Get your own d*mn Philips Sonicare DiamondClean!

July 26, 2012 15:03:16 Posted at July 26, 2012 15:03:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Barefoot Princess

July 26, 2012 14:47:42 Posted at July 26, 2012 14:47:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince William and his Catherine, along with Prince Harry, visited with young athletes at Bacon’s College in London today to launch a partnership between their Foundation and Greenhouse. They participated in a variety of activities. And Kate even went barefoot. She has nice feet. I know this because I have hideous feet. Full Story

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July 26, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

July 26, 2012 14:22:17 Posted at July 26, 2012 14:22:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the US paperback cover for Your Voice In My Head, by Emma Forrest, my favourite book of 2011. Click here if you missed the review. The girl on the cover, she resembles Kat Dennings, right? Emma and Kat are running a contest on Twitter in support of the Animal Legal Defence Fund which prosecutes animal abusers to the full extent of the law. Full Story

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Only 48 hours to go until the Opening Ceremony directed by Danny Boyle. The dress rehearsal happened last night. They’re saying it’s first class. There’s a wealth of material to choose from. And we’ve already had confirmation that Shakespeare will be involved.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

July 25, 2012 21:19:23 Posted at July 25, 2012 21:19:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s INTO Ombre Jeans in LifeStyle

This would have been better than Bane’s voice box in The Dark Knight Rises (Dlisted)

No, I’m pretty sure he knew he’d be Britney’s babysitter. A very wealthy one. (The Superficial)

Ronald Weasley and another kind of wand! (Too Fab)

Kate Hudson looks great for Ann Taylor (Just Jared)

Love Rihanna’s white one-piece (Hollywood Tuna)

Natalie Portman always looks 20 years old (Pop Sugar)

Kanye West’s girlfriend thinks she’s more famous than Angelina Jolie (Cele|bitchy)

What would happen if Justin Bieber dated Kristen Stewart is the first question that popped in my mind (Hollywood PQ)

An update on Mischa Barton’s ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I thought this was Elizabeth Hurley (IDLYITW)