Bear went to the John Travolta?

August 1, 2012 17:57:00 Posted at August 1, 2012 17:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well, not quite. John Travolta likes his rub'n'tuggers to be men. It appears Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend prefers to be jerked off by proper female sex workers and not unsuspecting massage therapists.  IN TOUCH Weekly is reporting that Casper Smart went to an "exotic massage parlour" last week in NYC a day before JLo's bday party and was serviced by "Bibi" who says he was "in a big hurry" and "lasted for 10 minutes". Full Story

Co-ed Katie

August 1, 2012 16:45:31 Posted at August 1, 2012 16:45:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Katie Holmes was photographed in New York yesterday. Tom Cruise took Suri to Disney World so she's on her own in the city.  She looks like a college student, non? It's yet another side of the new single Katie. She takes cabs. Her hair is long and often unbrushed. She's no longer expected to be groomed in the likeness of a Mrs Cruise. Full Story

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Don’t say her name

August 1, 2012 14:15:05 Posted at August 1, 2012 14:15:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There are so many ways to cut someone down. There is an art to cutting someone down. When it’s done right, it is a beautiful thing. And then we have Karl Lagerfeld. Who is a legend for creating beautiful things and now, in recent years, for saying many beautiful cutting things. Karl spoke to The Sun in the UK; the subject was British girls, in particular the Middletons: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. Full Story

Marvel wants to take over your TV, too

August 1, 2012 14:04:06 Posted at August 1, 2012 14:04:06
Sarah Posted by Sarah

In the wake of the success of The Avengers, Marvel is, of course, looking for ways to keep expanding their brand. Over the last few years, they’ve pursued traditional cross-platform partners with comic book tie-ins and an animated series (The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes), but now they’re eyeing the big prize: primetime television. Full Story

US Weekly: the focus on Robert Pattinson

August 1, 2012 13:14:30 Posted at August 1, 2012 13:14:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a smart play by the magazine this week to move the story forward by shifting attention over to Robert Pattinson; Rob Sympathy will sell. Before getting into US Weekly’s exclusive details though, just a quick note on the reporting that’s coming from other outlets. As we all know, US has owned everyone else’s ass on this story, including PEOPLE, after breaking the scandal last week. Full Story

August 1, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

August 1, 2012 13:02:23 Posted at August 1, 2012 13:02:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alison! Congratulations on your dream job at Ray Of Hope! Your mom is SO proud! Happy Birthday to Amalia and you too Steph on Saturday! Your road trip sounds amazing! How was Hogwarts yesterday?!? Enjoy the rest of your journey through Atlanta, Cleveland, Michigan, and then home. Thank you for coming to SMUT this year. Full Story

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I am too dumb to understand how two people can dive together and make it look totally the same. It’s like mystery math. How? Especially when they’re different heights and bounce up and down seemingly to different beats? What an extraordinary achievement.  Read Full Intro

48 hours to Mimi Day

July 31, 2012 20:29:58 Posted at July 31, 2012 20:29:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi’s lambily received a surprise yesterday: she posted a photo of herself to announce the new single, Triumphant (Get ‘Em), dropping on Thursday. Thursday is Mimi Day. Of course it’s golden luxe. Of course you can’t see one of her arms because it’s just too slender. Full Story

Revolting.

July 31, 2012 19:41:13 Posted at July 31, 2012 19:41:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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But... I can’t look away. It’s Ed Westwick, my Shame F-ck, today in New York heading to his trailer on the set of Gossip Girl. You don’t have to tell me. I KNOW. But, as explained over and over, that’s the point of a Shame F-ck. And, most importantly, no daylight, which for some reason Mila Kunis can’t seem to figure out. Full Story

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Kristen, Robert, and a rented U-Haul

July 31, 2012 18:35:53 Posted at July 31, 2012 18:35:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Twi-Hards are really mad at US Weekly. After all, US Weekly had the world exclusive on last week’s biggest story, the story that will continue to dominate headlines for ...a while. A reader called Andrea emailed this hilarious link to me yesterday. Full Story