Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 18:30:47 August 30, 2013 18:30:47

No I would not hit it. I would rather hit myself in both eyes (Dlisted)  

I'm really into all the cotton balls in Gaga's hair (FishWrapper)  

Chriqui in a bikini  (The Superficial

Justin Timberlake thinks he's Riddler material. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Just Jared)

Miranda Kerr looks terrible as a blonde (Hollywood Tuna)  

Ashley Greene wants to be Kate Hudson's BFF (Pop Sugar)

Alexander Skarsgard: the burden of being so hot (Cele|bitchy

Christina Aguilera's new video (Pink Is The New Blog)

Amber Heard tries again (Moe Jackson)  

No objection to the cleavage. The suit on the other hand ... (Go Fug Yourself)
 

JT made better by the Carters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 17:44:33 August 30, 2013 17:44:33

‘N SYNC’s drop hatch – Beyonce did it first. Beyonce on Beyonce for Beyonce by Beyonce – Beyonce did it first. Jay Z’s Holy Grail, in collaboration with Justin Timberlake, is on radio repeat right now. The video was released exclusively on Facebook yesterday with a 24 hour advance – the first time for a major musician. Full Story

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Guess How I Feel About Axl Jack

Duana Posted by Duana at August 30, 2013 16:52:27 August 30, 2013 16:52:27
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I don’t understand why people insist on doing this to me. I try to be open-minded and see a world of possibilities for everyone, not merely limiting my opinions and statements to my preferences because in addition to being pretty dicky, that’s so boring. Woo, differences! They make the world go ‘round! It takes all kinds! But then we come to Axl Jack Duhamel, and I become one of those people who calls for a scotch and a smoke and a cheese plate. Full Story

Robin Thicke’s ass grab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 16:34:38 August 30, 2013 16:34:38
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This is a photo taken at a VMAs after-party of Robin Thicke posing with some random with his finger trying to go up her ass – check out the mirror in the background. The picture was posted on Twitter and then retweeted at his wife Paula Patton. Yesterday Thicke and Patton were papped on the beach in Miami with their young son Julian. Full Story

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Festival hopping with Mia & Jesse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 16:03:18 August 30, 2013 16:03:18
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Mia Wasikowska walked the carpet in black last night at the Venice Film Festival for Tracks. The reviews have been solid and, once again, Wasikowska has delivered a fine performance, re-confirming her status as one of the most talented young actresses of her generation. Tracks will also screen at TIFF. Full Story

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Armie’s underwhelming summer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 15:23:20 August 30, 2013 15:23:20
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Armie Hammer was supposed to be a big time movie star by now. Only The Lone Ranger didn’t deliver. But, you know, that was the critics’ fault. Blame them. If the critics didn’t take a dump on the movie, would Armie Hammer have had a shot at Batman? According to Sarah, he was actually supposed to be Batman once a few years ago for a project that fell apart. Full Story

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The Cambridges at the marathon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 15:12:13 August 30, 2013 15:12:13
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Their first official appearance together since taking Little G home from hospital to kick off a marathon in Wales. Apparently it was a last minute decision for the Princess depending on how Little G was behaving. But she wanted to properly thank the community for the support so Baby G stayed back at the house with Carole Middleton as Kate told a well-wisher: 'He's doing very well. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart: no fragrance foreplay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 14:49:37 August 30, 2013 14:49:37
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Dior Homme’s Robert Pattinson campaign release has been an exercise in masturbatory extension. If you build it up that much, with so many teasers to teasers and teasers for trailers, it better be amazing. Is it? The short film will be released on Sunday. At this point though, unless you’re a Twi-Hard, I feel like you stopped caring 3 weeks ago, maybe more. Full Story

James Spader is an evil robot

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 30, 2013 14:35:42 August 30, 2013 14:35:42
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The Avengers have their Ultron, the psychotic rampaging robot who tries to destroy humanity, and they’ve found him in the form of James Spader. *record scratch* What a WEIRD pick. But weird/good, not weird/bad. It’s just so out of left field. Full Story

Beyonce gets presidential

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 14:18:56 August 30, 2013 14:18:56
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Shaking hands and kissing babies...that’s how they do when they’re running for president, right? Beysus doesn’t want to be president though. Beysus, like Oprah, would rather be God. She was shooting a video yesterday at Coney Island. Look at it. That must have been the worst day for her security, managing her safety without pissing off the crowd. Full Story

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August 30, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2013 13:52:13 August 30, 2013 13:52:13

Shirley! Happy Labour Day Birthday! You’re right – it’s just a number. And it’s a GOOD number. It’s a well-rounded no bullsh-t number. Sounds like you’re embracing it beautifully. As you requested, here are Sullivan Stapleton, Phillip Winchester, Pierce Brosnan, Callum Keith Rennie, Matt Bomer, Kevin Zegers, and Zac Efron – you get them all! And you certainly like them really, REALLY pretty! And for Katya from your husband David – Happy Birthday! If the Faculty Of Celebrity Studies is your Disneyland, we’ll have to hit up a campus in America then, non? I love that you end your days with me. Full Story