Blame Selena for all of us Justin’s problems

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2013 14:37:05 April 3, 2013 14:37:05

Oh good. It’s time for our favourite excuse: blame the bitch for everything. Justin Bieber’s been behaving badly the last few weeks. He shows up late for his shows. He baby-fights the paps. He allegedly drives up and down recklessly on his street and spits in neighbour’s faces when they come to complain. Full Story

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Lindsay Lohan’s pregnancy tweet was actually posted on Tuesday April 2nd. Which means she is a such a loser she can’t even can’t even make it on time for April Fool’s. We’re getting there though, non? We’re probably getting close to that level of desperation.  Read Full Intro

Well colour me happy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 19:15:08 April 2, 2013 19:15:08

There’s a sofa in here for two! I might still be able to quote Pretty Woman, line by line, as disturbing as it is now that I’m not 16 anymore and thinking how awesome it would be to be a prostitute given a credit card by a rich dude in a Lotus. Oh Vivian Ward. Oh Julia Roberts. I know, I know, Julia Roberts. Full Story

The Perm! The Perm!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 18:29:28 April 2, 2013 18:29:28
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I was worried it would be a slow day. It is definitely not a slow day. Bradley Cooper’s perm has saved the day! Check it out -- this is the first good shot of Coop’s coil on the set of the new David O Russell film. Quick. What’s your first thought? My first thought? Oh hi Justin Timberlake! Justin Timberlake, of course, has gone in the opposite direction these days with the relaxer. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 18:08:31 April 2, 2013 18:08:31

What’s worse? A tattoo of Edward Cullen or this? (Dlisted)

Kate Beckinsale is really, really fit (The Superficial)

I’m not looking at her ring. I’m looking at the strange way her breasts seem to be, um, meeting each other (Too Fab)

Does Headmaster Jolie have a phoenix with healing tears? (Pop Sugar)

Victoria Beckham is way more hardcore than Porny Simpson (Cele|bitchy)

Jeremy Renner gets back to work after baby (Just Jared)

Does this girl remind you of Gina Kincaid? And if you don’t know Gina Kincaid, I don’t know you! (Hollywood Tuna)

The only way Ebola Paris Hilton can make a headline now is by namechecking Kanye West’s girlfriend (Amy Grindhouse)

Rachel Bilson was styled in some really cheap looking clothes for Cosmo (Popoholic)

This week’s edition of The Sh-t People Will Pay For (Go Fug Yourself)

Reese goes brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 17:29:18 April 2, 2013 17:29:18
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Reese Witherspoon was photographed in Tennessee with her son Tennessee, 6 months now, and husband Jim Toth over the Easter holiday. As you can see, her hair is brown now. For a movie called The Good Lie. Reese will play a woman who befriends a Sudanese refugee and assists him in his struggle in moving to America. Full Story

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Amy Poehler’s new hookup

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 2, 2013 17:04:59 April 2, 2013 17:04:59
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Everyone loved the Golden Couple of Comedy, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett. When they broke up last fall, the internet’s collective heart was broken. They seemed so great! So fun! So funny! But that’s over now, and it’s time to start dealing with the next phase: post-divorce dating. Full Story

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John Mayer confirms it’s over...for now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 16:46:41 April 2, 2013 16:46:41
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John Mayer is on Ellen today. He confirmed to her that he and Katy Perry are over.  Ellen: The last time I saw you. You were at the Grammy’s. You were sitting on the same row as Portia and I with Katy (Perry.) And, I know Katy she is a good friend as well and I know that since then you’re not together any more. Full Story

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Hermione isn’t f-cking around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 15:24:14 April 2, 2013 15:24:14
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Sarah from Cinesnark is the comedy expert around here and I haven’t asked her yet what she thinks of the new red band trailer for This Is The End but me, since I still have the sense of humour of 13 year old, obviously I’m all over it. Full Story

Shia LaBeouf’s man fixation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 14:50:14 April 2, 2013 14:50:14
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As I mentioned last week, I am loving Shia LaBeouf right now. I love him so much. Because he has been nothing but entertaining. Crazy, but entertaining. Shia was supposed to be on Broadway in Orphans. But he and Alec Baldwin couldn’t stop yelling at each other. Full Story

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Rosario Dawson & Michael Fassbender?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2013 14:16:38 April 2, 2013 14:16:38
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Rosario Dawson and Michael Fassbender were spotted together in his neighbourhood in London a couple of times this weekend. (Thanks MK!) No confirmation as to whether or not it was more than just a meeting. Or two meetings. And no body language indications either. Still, the prospect is intriguing. Full Story