Johnny Depp ‘s Tonto might not be a joke

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 4, 2012 15:16:12 October 4, 2012 15:16:12

Gore Verbinski’s The Lone Ranger has been something of a cursed movie. Pre-production budget wrangling turned into on location over-spending, an already long shoot fell behind schedule, and, tragically, a member of the crew died in an accident on set. It just doesn’t get worse than that. Full Story

Granny is Sanctuary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 14:16:05 October 4, 2012 14:16:05
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Keith Urban was in North Carolina yesterday for Idol auditions where, as reported earlier, the situation was a lot less tense than it was the day before. Next stop: Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Only Keith had to quick-fly over to New York first to be with his wife. Here he is at her side at the New York Film Festival Nicole Kidman Gala Tribute last night but really just a jerkoff opportunity for The Paperboy since this happened in New York and you’d think, given her career, a lot more people would have shown up if it actually meant something but it only ended up being Lee Daniels and some of the people involved with The Paperboy and not even Zac Efron or Matthew McConaughey. Full Story

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The Problem with Being the Girl Next Door

Maria Posted by Maria at October 4, 2012 14:01:12 October 4, 2012 14:01:12
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Jessica Simpson has just come off her major Weight Watchers push – it’s still too early to tell whether it was a successful endorsement for either brand, but that’s just one deal. Simpson is a lifestyle juggernaut. And her entire empire is predicated on one idea: Jessica’s fans can have exactly what she has – clothing, shoes, perfume, jeans, sunglasses, and even her weave (remember Hairdo? Full Story

Nicki vs Mimi and her resumé

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 13:38:18 October 4, 2012 13:38:18
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There was no throw-down yesterday in North Carolina during Idol auditions. TMZ reports Mimi and Nicki Minaj decided to chill themselves out, supposedly “embarrassed” that their scrap was made public. It’ll be a temporary peace. Nicki is young; she’s not yet learned that sometimes you have to eat it and wait for a bigger score later on. Full Story

October 4, 2013 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 13:21:38 October 4, 2012 13:21:38

Jilly Bean - Happy Birthday from your sister Staci and Louie’s prick face. Look at that little sh-t. This one is growing up with a LOT of attitude.  Full Story

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Dear Gossips,

It’s a headline women can’t resist - SINGLE AND SKINNY, HOW SHE LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT (which means it’s totally possible for you if you find yourself divorced and alone)! Check out Jennie Garth on the new cover of PEOPLE Magazine looking more like a teenager than she did when she was playing a teenager.  Read Full Intro

Jon, Danny, and curly Eva

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2012 19:36:02 October 3, 2012 19:36:02
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All in Boston for Larry David's HBO movie Clear History. It's a big cast. I like the idea of Jon Hamm + Danny McBride. Off camera. How much debauchery? Or is it like that cliche where funny people aren't funny when they're not supposed to be funny? Something tells me neither of them fall into that category. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2012 17:05:06 October 3, 2012 17:05:06

I think I prefer the LV escalator to the Chanel windmills. And Sasha’s into a necklace that Gwyneth Paltrow will probably be wearing in LifeStyle.

I’m giving this to all my friends (Dlisted)

Bond Girls: A retrospective (Too Fab)

Robert Downey Jr’s new suit (The Superficial)

Kate Bosworth and Gerard Butler are in a movie together. How bad do you want to see it? (Just Jared)

Gillian Anderson looks SO GOOD here (Hollywood Tuna)

David Beckham in his underwear on the side of the road (Pop Sugar)

Alexander Skarsgard and something about sausages (Cele|bitchy)

Is it blasphemy to say that I find Adele’s Bond song underwhelming? (Hollywood PQ)

I would like to own a yellow hairdryer (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Horny Daniel Radcliffe (Towleroad)

Lady Gaga & Gossip Nostalgia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2012 16:34:23 October 3, 2012 16:34:23
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Lady Gaga stopped in to see Donatella Versace in Milan yesterday. At some point during their visit, Donatella must have taken her into the vault. Because Gaga stepped out later wearing one of the most iconic Versace dresses of all time. Off the top of your head, you can probably remember just two -- Jennifer Lopez’s green Grammy gown might be the other? But this, this is a true Gianni original. Full Story

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Gemma & Nero

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2012 15:01:25 October 3, 2012 15:01:25
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Just...ignore Mario Lopez in the corner. (Sidebar: Congratulations X-Factor, because you just guaranteed that I won’t be watching anymore by bringing on Lopez and a Kardashian to host your show, which impressed me, and now I have to give up on it. Am I in the minority on this?) Here are Katey Sagal and Jimmy Smits on Extra the other day promoting Sons Of Anarchy which I finally caught up on last weekend - 3 episodes - and God I love him on the show, so much. Full Story