Leo heads the table

July 18, 2012 13:45:21 Posted at July 18, 2012 13:45:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Always. Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio at lunch yesterday at Fred Segal with some friends and it’s just understood, you know? When he rolls with the boys, they take their seats in the middle, and he takes his at the head. If the head is not the best however, well, obviously adjustments are made so that Leo is situated wherever it is best, be it the view, be it for comfort, be it for maximum straddle room for whichever model he has chosen to service him that evening. Full Story

July 18, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

July 18, 2012 13:24:45 Posted at July 18, 2012 13:24:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hooles! Happy Birthday from Charlotte! She says you’re obsessed with Ricky Gervais? Here he is in London with Jane Fallon last month. Happy Birthday, Viking! I hope you have a wonderful day and Liza spoils you. You deserve it. Love, Emy (who wanted you to have a shot of One Direction. The early photos are so funny. Full Story

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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Have you seen the cover of Marie Claire South Africa? I’ve attached it below. That’s Kate Middleton’s head on a model’s body. And apparently the pages are more of the same - Catherine Cambridge “wearing” South African designers as part of a “fan art tribute”.  Read Full Intro

Pacing Anne Hathaway

July 17, 2012 20:16:14 Posted at July 17, 2012 20:16:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Have I mentioned how obsessed I am with Anne Hathaway’s hair? I have, I know. And it won’t stop. Here’s Anne, the Catwoman you all insist on hating, at the premiere of The Dark Knight Rises last night in New York. And that is a great dress on her. Not on everyone, but definitely on her. Full Story

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Marion Cotillard: bohemian in a bad dress

July 17, 2012 19:14:13 Posted at July 17, 2012 19:14:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Hate SO MUCH what Marion Cotillard wore last night at the New York premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. Especially those shoes. Gross. How gross? This is an outfit for Emmy Rossum. You see? Gross. And especially disappointing because her new Vogue cover just came out and it’s glorious. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 17, 2012 19:06:20 Posted at July 17, 2012 19:06:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aretha has words for the drunk lady in the morning (Dlisted)

Is Marilyn Manson courting the MiniVan Majority? (The Superficial)

Mimi, Aretha, and CHARLIE? I would be a Claymate for a week if it meant this could happen. (Too Fab)

OMG look at Michelle Williams’s dress!!! (Pop Sugar)

Xenu or not, Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt were super hot together (Cele|bitchy)

Kate Beckinsale’s great Allure interview (Just Jared)

As if Miranda Kerr needs to wear a bra (Hollywood Tuna)

The ratings board is depriving Twi-Hards of something they can really finger themselves to (Amy Grindhouse)

Rachel Bilson’s wedges and denim shorts (Popoholic)

Look what the Twi-Hards did to Claire from Lost, just because she was in a movie with Robert Pattinson (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Slum Love on National Television

July 17, 2012 18:07:12 Posted at July 17, 2012 18:07:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

You want to make yourself feel good after your divorce and f-ck around with a 25 year old little dancer, fine. Me I would have picked someone slighter taller, more attractive, to serve that purpose but your eyes are clearly bugged so...fine, fine on that point too. But don’t give him a career. Full Story

Suri sees her dad

July 17, 2012 17:39:04 Posted at July 17, 2012 17:39:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, James Devaney/Getty

First shots of Tom Cruise in New York with daughter Suri, formerly Little Sci. He’s not seen her since Katie Holmes told him via her lawyer that she didn’t want to be married anymore. Supposedly, according to their divorce agreement, the GMD is not to teach Suri the ways of Xenu. How do they monitor this? Can they monitor this? I imagine that’s what the Nanny Clause was for, in addition of course to having an anchor person consistently grounding the child as she learns about her new life spent in two separate homes. Full Story

James runs to Jessica

July 17, 2012 16:37:50 Posted at July 17, 2012 16:37:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Peterson/Splash

Here’s James McAvoy on the New York set of The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby yesterday. He runs, then he’s tired. I haven’t read the script but since it’s kind of sort of a romance let’s pretend for now that he’s rushing home to prevent her from leaving. Will he make it? Well, if this were a Chinese movie he would arrive home to her dead body; we don’t like happy endings. Full Story

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Katie Holmes from Bountiful

July 17, 2012 15:45:07 Posted at July 17, 2012 15:45:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Jackson Lee/Splash

Bountiful is a small town in British Columbia, Canada. Of polygamists. I mean, it’s FAMOUS for the polygamy. Anyway, Duana made this brilliant observation yesterday about Katie Holmes’s hair: “I am seriously one to talk, but that long, never-tended hair on both of them feels kind of sister-wife in and of itself. Full Story

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Anthony Mackie is super

July 17, 2012 15:31:42 Posted at July 17, 2012 15:31:42
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WENN

Following up the reveal of Captain America 2’s official title, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, THR announced exclusively that Anthony Mackie is in talks to join the franchise as Falcon, Steve Rogers’ modern-day friend and partner, who will help him face off with The Winter Soldier, his presumed-dead 1940s BFF, Bucky. Full Story