Tiger thinks he’s Brange

Maria Posted by Maria at March 21, 2013 19:48:21 March 21, 2013 19:48:21

How closely did you follow the Tiger Woods cheating scandal? A parade of prostitutes, a frothy mistress, a mysterious car accident, the beautiful jilted wife…it was basically a story fit for Lifetime. But there have long been whispers that it was dirtier than reported, MUCH dirtier. That Tiger, though caught, wasn’t really exposed. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 19:28:30 March 21, 2013 19:28:30

Sasha Finds bows and flats for Paris in LifeStyle

I watched all of it too (Dlisted)

What Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend are naming their son (The Superficial)

PRAISE THE HOLY TWI WE HAVE BEEN SAVED! (Too Fab)

Faith and Tim go castle-touring (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch fangirls Meryl Streep and doesn’t sound like a pompous ass for once (Cele|bitchy)

How Matthew McConaughey’s wife told him to hold on to his nuts (Just Jared)

I can never remember Ashley Benson’s face (Hollywood Tuna)

Old time gay and sweet (Towleroad)

Miley looks like she’s in a great mood...hours before Liam comes home (Popoholic)

I suppose it’s not the worst dress I’ve ever seen (Go Fug Yourself)

This is not even your future, Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 18:20:30 March 21, 2013 18:20:30
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There was a premiere in Hollywood the other night for a movie called A Resurrection starring Mischa Barton. The trailer is attached below. This is exactly the kind of quality work you expect from Mischa Barton. And she does work steadily. TV movies, slasher films, etc. It’s rent. There was a time though when Mischa Barton, she could have been what Blake Lively has become. Full Story

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Beyonce for H&M

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 16:44:41 March 21, 2013 16:44:41

They’re calling it a partnership. When did spokesperson become a bad word? This is Beyonce for H&M. They say she had a hand in the design of the pieces in the campaign, inspired by her “individual style”. Sure. And the advertisements, soon to be staring at you in the face while you commute, will read: "Beyoncé as Mrs Carter in H&M" Look, putting aside how you feel about her and how tired you are of choking on her ego, let’s examine this from a brand marketing perspective because it’s quite intriguing. Full Story

How January Jones comes on...and I’m still bored

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 16:03:49 March 21, 2013 16:03:49
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But first -- check her out last night at the Mad Men Season 6 premiere. Hate this dress. If it were all black it may be different. But the white and baby blue here is like eye shadow on a bride. And GROSS shoes. Jones, as you know, has recently been in the news for allegedly riding up on Liam Hemsworth at an Oscar party and since then he and Miley Cyrus may or may not have called off their engagement or are getting back together or never broke up. Full Story

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Kate Moss’s sushi box

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 15:24:23 March 21, 2013 15:24:23
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This is not a euphemism for anything. It’s actually exactly as it reads: Kate Moss’s sushi box. She designed one. For some sushi chain that’s opening in London. Apparently there are 40 pieces and it’s covered in sequins with her name all over it. So basically, you can go there, to the Sushi Shop and eat Kate Moss’s sushi box. Full Story

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Yeah, I’m still freeballing...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 14:54:51 March 21, 2013 14:54:51
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Is what I’m reading from this expression on Jon Hamm’s face. The suit material is thick enough to hide the outline. Here’s Hamm at the Season 6 premiere the day after it was reported that Mad Men producers politely requested he wear underwear ostensibly so as to contain his uncontainable junk. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling to retire temporarily

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 14:34:20 March 21, 2013 14:34:20
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Ryan Gosling is currently promoting The Place Beyond The Pines. In an interview with the AP, Ryan revealed that he’s decided to take some time off from acting. He’s currently working on his directorial debut. "I've been doing it too much," he says of acting. "I've lost perspective on what I'm doing. Full Story

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March 21, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2013 13:44:03 March 21, 2013 13:44:03
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To Keescha who’s coming off the late shift from Missy who... admits she’s an ass -- Happy Belated Birthday! She grovelled, Keescha. She promised to not sh-t on Gwyneth Paltrow AND watch Friday Night Lights. Is she forgiven? Melissa! Happy Birthday from Angelica who requested Tom Hardy + Puppy for you which means. Full Story

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Dear Gossips,

It finally happened. After a two year drought, it’s finally happened. I’ve fallen in love... with a book! The last time was Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head and I worried she’d ruined me forever.  Read Full Intro

Snow and no socks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2013 20:55:54 March 20, 2013 20:55:54
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It’s the first day of Spring! Here’s what that looks like at my house -- sunbathing! Sorry. I know for some of you there was a fresh dump of snow. Put it this way -- all it ever does it rain, rain, rain here in Vancouver. Full Story

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