Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2012 20:48:52 October 5, 2012 20:48:52

Sasha found some beautiful scarves and necklaces that are much less expensive than Chanel in LifeStyle.

OK this is super, super gross. But the way Michael K writes about it is also super, super funny. The “ring tone” part is the best. (Dlisted)

HOLY SHIT HOW IS STACEY DASH STILL THE SAME!?! (Too Fab)

What Lady Gaga is like as a house guest (The Superficial)

Come on, aren’t you a little impressed at how UNfamewhorey Sienna Miller was about her pregnancy and baby? (Just Jared)

Kate Upton future Bond Girl? (Hollywood Tuna)

Who ON EARTH would go as Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady for Halloween? Can you imagine?! (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Lawrence covers British Vogue (Cele|bitchy)

Mr Kennedy is mad that Taylor Swift is spoiling his son (Celebedge)

SO much funnier than Two And A Half Men and Big Bang Theory (Crushable)

Makes total sense to me (Evil Beet Gossip)

The Blue Ivy Carter has a rival

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2012 20:34:15 October 5, 2012 20:34:15
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Tom Ford and his partner Richard Bentley are proud fathers of Alexander John Buckley Ford. Alexander was born on September 23. Tom is 51, Richard 64. Finally, a proper rival for the Blue Ivy Carter. And maybe a possible future hookup. Who else but the Baby Ford could know the lifestyle of the B.I. Full Story

Gwyneth’s pregnancy friends and her international 40th

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2012 19:44:45 October 5, 2012 19:44:45
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Jamie McCarthy /Getty Images

There was a party for Gwyneth Paltrow’s 40th birthday in London earlier this week. Stella McCartney, Hugh Grant, and some other British personalities were there. G celebrated her birthday proper in Portofino the week before with close family and friends. Now she’s in New York to celebrate some more but also to help promote the Tracy Anderson Pregnancy Project. Full Story

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Scarlett Johansson: from Paris to Moscow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2012 18:26:50 October 5, 2012 18:26:50
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Earlier this week, Scarlett Johansson was in Paris for a Tod’s event. She also attended an Obama fundraiser. From there it appears it was off to Russia. Here she is in Moscow yesterday for the Moet 250th anniversary party. Scarjo is an ambassador for the champagne. Whoever’s doing her endorsements deals has been really smart about the quality of the brands she’s representing. Full Story

George borrows Brange’s move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2012 16:08:38 October 5, 2012 16:08:38
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Brian To /Apega /Nikki Nelson /WENN, Lester Cohen /Kevin Winter /Jason Merritt /Getty Images

George Clooney took Stacy Kiebler to the Argo premiere last night.  Earlier this week there were rumours that he was done with her.  Unlike last time when the same rumours were circulating and he had his publicist issue a denial, George chose instead not to release a statement since a public appearance and pictures look much better anyway. Full Story

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Nicki Minaj is trying to hurt Dem Babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2012 14:53:46 October 5, 2012 14:53:46
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Tony Clark /WENN, Instagram

I wrote yesterday that Nicki Minaj needs a Bitch Coach. Because Mimi is seriously outplaying her; she has a lot more experience. Oh ignorant youth... Think about it -- while Nicki’s trying to take down a Bitch legend on Twitter (obviously unsuccessfully), Mimi hasn’t even STOOD UP yet. Full Story

Ben, Jen, and George

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2012 14:33:43 October 5, 2012 14:33:43
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Jason Merritt /Eric Charbonneau /Kevin Winter /Getty Images

Ben Affleck let us see him kiss his wife on a red carpet last night. It must be Oscar time. And they say he’s good for several nominations. With a lot of studio money behind him, at this point it’s almost a guarantee. I mean, Ben would have to f-ck up hard to not be at the Dolby in February, especially with Jennifer Garner playing Michelle Obama at his side. Full Story

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Thursday, October 4, 2012

Dear Gossips,

New celebrity mother headlines are becoming my Hate-Read, particularly the ones on PEOPLE.com. It’s the most prosaic sh-t and still, for some reason, somehow it’s not only considered news, it also generates the highest number of views.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 21:16:33 October 4, 2012 21:16:33

It must be Fall because Sasha’s finding berets and sweaters in LifeStyle.

Oprah’s pretty good at doing the JLo/Robert Pattinson open-mouth (Dlisted)

From MTV to...stripping! Congratulations! (The Superficial)

Cameron Diaz: THIS is the result of all of Gwyneth Paltrow’s personality work? (Too Fab)

Anne Hathaway’s wedding band (Pop Sugar)

Oh look, a bad angry drunk! And for some reason, women can’t resist him (Cele|bitchy)

Ashley Greene’s pink sack dress (Just Jared)

I’m still waiting for Winona Ryder and Rachael Leigh Cook to play sisters (Hollywood Tuna)

OK I love this song. And I love the random dancing in her video. It feels... a little old school Madonna to me, non? (Pink Is The New Blog)

God, these shorts are so little...and yet they don’t seem super little on her (Popoholic)

Greta Gerwig in a dress that certainly does not reflect her talent (Go Fug Yourself)

Justin Timberlake: new album, no charity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 20:06:00 October 4, 2012 20:06:00
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Splash

Click here if you missed my post the other day about Shriners Hospitals for Children breaking up with Justin Timberlake ostensibly because he “disappeared”. Curiously, veteran entertainment reporter Roger Friedman used the same word - “disappeared” - today in an article about the Justin Timberlake Foundation. Full Story

JLo, Statham, and that ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2012 19:02:08 October 4, 2012 19:02:08
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Splash, FameFlynet

Let’s talk about Parker first. Parker is the movie Jennifer Lopez did with Jason Statham. A trailer has just been released and there’s a lot to laugh at, none of it intended that way. And immediately too, starting with Statham’s introduction. HE IS NOT PLAYING A CHARACTER. That’s. Full Story

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