Tom Cruise blows up the moon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 15:23:25 March 26, 2013 15:23:25
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They took out the moon? I just watched a new tv spot for the upcoming Oblivion and I think Morgan Freeman says they took out the moon. Has Michael Bay ever taken out the moon? Is this a Michael Bay movie? What IS this movie??? Tom Cruise’s Oblivion opens on April 19. He really has to start selling it now. Full Story

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Will Smith could have been Django, is a moron

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 26, 2013 15:11:27 March 26, 2013 15:11:27
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Will Smith’s career strategy is not a mystery. He’s spoken in the past about choosing roles because they would be blockbusters, about deliberately deciding not to pursue the kind of interesting and diverse roles like he did back in the Six Degrees of Separation days because he valued A-list success over credibility. Full Story

The Jolie’s gold band

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 14:52:25 March 26, 2013 14:52:25
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Angelina Jolie is in the Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda this week with British Foreign Secretary William Hague “to call on all governments to help eradicate sexual violence in conflicts”. Can you believe that’s even something that has to be actioned? That that is what we have to make a point of TELLING PEOPLE NOT TO DO? Hey, when you’re bombing each other and sh-t, can you please not rape the women and the children? (Jolie’s) 2011 film In The Land Of Blood And Honey depicted the experiences of women in the infamous rape camps set up during ethnic cleansing in Bosnia-Herzegovina, and was a catalyst for the UK initiative, the Foreign Office said. Full Story

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March 26, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2013 14:25:33 March 26, 2013 14:25:33

Sheena, I’m sorry for your loss. And I agree -- you need a laugh. I also agree that Justin Bieber is good for one. Enjoy. To Tina re: Iginla -- you’re right, it’s not happening with the Flames. And, really, don’t you think Feaster should have moved on this sooner? As for Iggy’s list -- can you imagine him playing with Sidney Crosby? PS. Full Story

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Monday, March 25, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Well, I guess we’re stuck with Gerard Butler for a while longer. Because Olympus Has Fallen managed an opening weekend of $30 million. Is it the Die Hard formula? Is it the revenge porn? Is it ... North Korea Sucks porn? A foreign-faced enemy is magic at the box office and Hollywood seems to thrive whenever there’s an unhinged foreign leader making headlines.  Read Full Intro

His and her travel footwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 19:13:32 March 25, 2013 19:13:32
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Gina Carano and her boyfriend Henry Cavill arrived in Tokyo yesterday. We’re now just 10 weeks out from the Man Of Steel release. Which means they’ll be pushing Cavill out heavy soon. And still, amazingly, they haven’t forced him to not have a girlfriend. Please don’t push him to not have a girlfriend, especially this girlfriend. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 17:15:38 March 25, 2013 17:15:38

This is pretty much how I picture Mr & Mrs Timberlake. He’s the cat and she’s the dog (Dlisted)

Do you think the Blue Ivy Carter’s shoes will ever touch the ground? (Too Fab)

Not even 6 Cocos could help him up (The Superficial)

Michael Buble’s f-ck you song (Just Jared)

Didn’t know they still sold tops like these (Hollywood Tuna)

But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy CAN’T THEY BE HOLDING HANDS!?! (Pop Sugar)

Do we have to? Do we have to smoulder so hard when we’re courtside? (Cele|bitchy)

Is this a movie about Matthew McConaughey? (Socialite Life)

Is it over for Nina and Ian? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Hilary Duff looks really good in these shorts (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

Porny props up her baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 16:17:14 March 25, 2013 16:17:14
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Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were in North Carolina this weekend promoting Porny’s clothing line. Apparently some of that is maternity now? At some point during the event, Porny propped her kid up on the table for photographs. We can all agree this is a business engagement, right? So... I mean. Full Story

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Belly Cupping: Fergie edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 15:45:26 March 25, 2013 15:45:26
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Oh Jesus. I’d rather see the Beyonce armpit pose than have to endure another edition of Celebrity Belly Cupping. Unfortunately, due to the rise of the Motherhood Industrial Complex, since Motherhood is the ultimate Whitewash, Belly Cupping is never going away. Full Story

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Girlcrushes in Boston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2013 15:21:37 March 25, 2013 15:21:37
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Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone are good friends. Jennifer Lawrence is shooting the new David O Russell movie in Boston. Emma Stone was spotted in Boston this weekend. Are they hanging out? Let’s assume yes. There’s also a Bradley Cooper connection too. Cooper and Lawrence are working together for the third time. Full Story

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