Worst Oscar Hair Date: Hugh Jackman & Deborra Lee-Furness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 14:44:01 February 25, 2013 14:44:01
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I feel like an asshole. It takes an asshole to not throw anything but love towards Hugh Jackman. But that ponytail. Do we just ignore the ponytail? We first saw the ponytail in the etalk control room while watching the pool feed during arrivals and…well… it was a collective groan. Because no one wants to sh-t on Hugh or near him. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Audience Shot: Kristen Stewart

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 14:04:59 February 25, 2013 14:04:59
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Jacek and I were going back and forth on getting stills or a GIF of KStew in the audience, and ultimately decided on stills, because, he assured me, “you’ll still get all the grease in that shot”. And she is!  Somehow, she is greasy!  It’s not that her hair isn’t clean and I’m sure she smells gorgeous – it’s that she, herself, somehow exudes greasiness or eyerolliness or something. Full Story

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Best Non-Oscar Couple: Diane & Josh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 13:54:06 February 25, 2013 13:54:06
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The two who are still together. Can we step away from the people who actually showed up the Oscars so that I can stroke my boner for Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson at the Vanity Fair party? Because LOOK AT THIS. It’s pure concentrated style porn. On both sides of the couple. Diane Kruger is in Giambattista Valli fresh off Paris Couture Week in January. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Bow: Reese Witherspoon

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 13:17:43 February 25, 2013 13:17:43
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At first when I saw this dress on Reese, I was more than willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. In fact, my notes say “This is more interesting than I expected it to be”. That’s because, when I first saw it on the carpet, there was a black bodice with a teal skirt wrapped around it. Full Story

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Oscars Most Improved: Halle Berry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 13:05:36 February 25, 2013 13:05:36
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It was, by far, not the best dress of the night, and certainly not my flavour, but, and it’s crazy to say this about Halle Berry, by her standards, it’s a great improvement. Remember what she wore to the Golden Globes? Click here for a refresher. Full Story

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Best Oscar Display of Humanity: Meryl Streep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 12:49:00 February 25, 2013 12:49:00
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I was hardly the only one to see it, but I am delighted that we now have the potential to recapture it. This is fantastic. The best actress in the world picks her wedgie (I would also have accepted “adjusts her fullback underwear”),  and not only smiles with grace about it, but somehow intuits that the camera has caught this and smilingly explains “I was worried I was going to step on my dress”. Full Story

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Oscars Most Creased: Helen Hunt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 12:34:15 February 25, 2013 12:34:15
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Good for her about H&M because it’s an environmental initiative. Which…explains why her dress looked so cheap. Because it was. It’s basically what you wear to work. And you get out of the car and, oh sh-t, your blazer is already lined across the back. That’s how they keep the costs down. Full Story

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Worst Oscar Mislabel: Octavia Spencer

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 12:00:21 February 25, 2013 12:00:21
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Octavia Spencer wore a gorgeous sort of pale ochre-y deep cream piece of fanciness which suited her really nicely with an off-centre neckline of which is surprising and unusual without being too try-hard-y. This is exactly the right note you want to strike for the year after you win an Oscar – understated and beautiful and it’s not about you but oh, how good the year has been to you. Full Story

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Oscar Whys: Munn, Stamos, Glanville

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2013 11:43:32 February 25, 2013 11:43:32
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I asked on Twitter why Olivia Munn was at the Oscars. Someone replied that she was in Magic Mike. Yeah so was Joe Manganiello. You think Joe Manganiello should be at the Oscars? Still, Olivia Munn had more reason, I guess if you stretch, than John Stamos. Was Uncle Jesse there to play the drums? Or was he there to remind me that my longtime dream of him hooking up with Jennifer Aniston will never happen? He doesn’t even make movies! But perhaps the most egregious -- the f-ck was Brandi Glanville doing there? Who? Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife. Full Story

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Best Oscar Repeat: Zoe Saldana

Duana Posted by Duana at February 25, 2013 11:31:43 February 25, 2013 11:31:43
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The first thing I thought when I saw Zoe Saldana’s dress was that it was lilac – like the one she wore in 2010. I was ready to get all skeptical like “what was she thinking?”, but here’s the genius of it. It’s like the same dress – but totally not. Full Story

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