Disney Girls: Xanax, Regretful Tweets, Short Shaming

Dean Posted by Dean at July 26, 2013 15:02:16 July 26, 2013 15:02:16
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Lots of weird gossip blips this week coming from the ever expanding former Disney-Girl universe. I wish there was a better name for this group – The Millennial Mickey Mouse Club? The Britney Byproducts? Demi and The Instagrams? Anyway, let’s start with sleepless Miley, whose butt is revealing her drug habits. Full Story

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Garrett Hedlund will not be Christian Grey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 14:40:19 July 26, 2013 14:40:19
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He’s the right age. He’s the right build. He’s hot. But he’s also not interested. US Weekly reports that Garrett Hedlund has passed on becoming Christian Grey for the film adaptation of Fifty Shades Of Grey because he didn’t want to be locked into a trilogy which… I mean, if it’s really the “role every actor wants”, so what’s the problem with playing it three times? Well, Aaron Johnson recently said Full Story

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Do Beliebers Read?

Maria Posted by Maria at July 26, 2013 14:29:45 July 26, 2013 14:29:45

I went on Amazon to check if there was a “books by parents of celebrities” section – no dice. But really there could be: Jaid Barrymore (mom of Drew), Lynne Spears (mom of Britney), Debbie Nelson (mom of Eminem), Nancy Aniston (mom of Jennifer) and Kit Culkin (father of Macaulay). Full Story

Uncle Harry & Little G

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 14:10:40 July 26, 2013 14:10:40
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Hot Harry stepped out for the first time since Prince George was born this week. He attended a charity event for Sentebale in London. Not surprisingly, all anyone wanted to talk about was Little G. Here’s what he said, and the video is below: “He’s about that long, that wide. Full Story

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July 26, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 26, 2013 13:50:07 July 26, 2013 13:50:07

Judy! Happy 30th Birthday with love from Ali and your friends at work. I hear you are…you know…one of those. Those, um, “Cumberbitches”. OK, I get it, but can you call yourself something else!? By request, here he is and also cast members from Game Of Thrones. Have a great weekend! Full Story

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem also welcomed a baby on Monday, reportedly a girl. They did not immediately release the name either, not necessarily because they’re still deciding but because it’s none of our goddamn business. Yesterday, a reader called Dena emailed to say that with all the focus on the Cambridges, Pene and Javier were robbed on baby coverage. But that’s what Pene and Javier would have wanted. Remember, when their son was born, it was a long time before they would even confirm that he was called Leo. And they certainly didn’t whore out her pregnancy or her labour or the first photos, or even any photos. So it’s not necessarily that they were “robbed” but more like they’ve actively avoided promoting themselves as parents, especially since their children don’t officially belong to the people. So…let’s just keep talking about William, Catherine, and George, OK?

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2013 20:35:14 July 25, 2013 20:35:14

Duana on Jacek’s name and Sasha finds Beyonce’s jumpsuit in LifeStyle

My favourite Benedict Cumberbatch role (Dlisted

Kanye West vs the paps is forgivable. Kanye West vs Taylor Swift is when people really get mad at him (The Superficial)

Lady Gaga without makeup close-up (FishWrapper)  

Shaki’s neverending Hawaiian vacation (Pop Sugar

Hugh Jackman sex, wife, and claws…what? (Cele|bitchy)

The love is still strong between Katy Perry and John Mayer (Just Jared)

Kate Upton also likes looking at Kate Upton in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna

Sh-t is sh-t, even if it ends up sitting in a gold bowl! (Evil Beet Gossip

Christy Turlington genes are … I mean this is crazy (Popoholic)  

What are these pants!?  (Go Fug Yourself

Leo and Toni’s two months

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2013 19:31:20 July 25, 2013 19:31:20

Leonardo DiCaprio started dating his girlfriend Toni Garrn, a model (did you need me to say that?) in Cannes. So we’re two months into their relationship. Here they are after dinner in Beverly Hills this week. Lukas Haas was with them too, of course. I don’t feel like paying for pictures of Lukas though which I suppose sums up his situation. Full Story

No Johnny in Paris?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2013 18:08:10 July 25, 2013 18:08:10

The Lone Ranger Paris premiere was yesterday. I don’t see any photos Johnny Depp there. If you do, let me know. But I can’t imagine if he was there that he would have gone unphotographed on the carpet. It was just Armie Hammer. Johnny had been press touring for the movie with Amber Heard and his two kids. Full Story

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Birthday Bears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2013 17:42:14 July 25, 2013 17:42:14

Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 44th birthday yesterday. Get your Gravol ready because, obviously, there was some Slum Love involved. No, actually, not some, but a LOT. A lot of Slum Love in the form of the Gross Bears. Jesus Christ. And we were having such a great week. Yesterday I was shooting a promo with the co-hosts of The Social, Melissa Grelo, Traci Melchor, and Cynthia Loyst. Full Story