Smutty Tingles

July 18, 2012 19:05:07 Posted at July 18, 2012 19:05:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s INTO wedge boots on MEGA SALE in Lifestyle

Kristen Stewart: new bra or new breasts? (Dlisted)

HEY! I know you want to see this. I did. New Kids On The Block. Shirtless. Go. (Too Fab)

Madonna holds her audience at gunpoint (The Superficial)

Hate the red skirt on Freida Pinto. And that white bow reminds me of... Playboy, right? (Just Jared)

Blake Lively: a view in blue (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh look, Ben Affleck has a fangirl (Pop Sugar)

This only happened because all the paps are too busy on Tom & Katie (Cele|bitchy)

Is this a bikini or is it underwear? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rihanna for River Island (Hollywood PQ)

I feel like Elle Macpherson will still look like this even when she’s 80 (IDLYITW)

Baby Blue and a braided bun

July 18, 2012 18:01:49 Posted at July 18, 2012 18:01:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the Blue Ivy Carter and her mother Beyonce in New York today. Look at Blue’s hair! All of that hair! And it’s her own hair. For now. Blue’s ma, as you know, hasn’t been seen with her own hair in many, many years. (Ever?) Right now, as you can see, Beyonce’s working a new braided weave. Full Story

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Is The Fan killing Objectivity?

July 18, 2012 17:06:56 Posted at July 18, 2012 17:06:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We saw it happen with Twilight: media editors strongly encouraging their reporters to positively report on anything Twilight so as to encourage traffic. I’ve heard that some reviewers were asked specifically not to sh-t on the Twilight movies in fear of fan mobilisation against their outlets. Full Story

Pose hard in a trench

July 18, 2012 16:14:43 Posted at July 18, 2012 16:14:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But first... Look at H7! She’s walking on her chubby little legs! H7’s mother is promoting her collection in Dublin. Check her out, working hard in a trench coat. Never a candid moment for Victoria Beckham, right? Not even with a microphone in her face. I love the absurdity of that shot. Full Story

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Jessica Alba, world traveller

July 18, 2012 16:07:55 Posted at July 18, 2012 16:07:55
Maria Posted by Maria
Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty

If you consider her first act being a movie star, then I guess she’s in her second act. She was in movies, but was Jessica Alba ever a movie star? Debatable. Vanity Fair does a series called Where I Go: International Itineraries from the Global Jet Set, a prescribed list of questions for celebrities; as much they hate to admit it, many want to be Goop, the privileged insider who knows a city better than the locals. Full Story

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Sad Skinny Tom

July 18, 2012 15:31:07 Posted at July 18, 2012 15:31:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Bauer, Fame/Flynet

Here’s the new PEOPLE cover. As you can see, they picked a shot of his “sad eyes”. His world is “shattered”. It’s his “private pain”. That’s what we, the women, respond to isn’t it? Tom Cruise the victim? He is hurting. He needs a hug. That may have been his only play but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad one. Full Story

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Catching Fire casting and the search for Finnick

July 18, 2012 14:34:22 Posted at July 18, 2012 14:34:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Casting rumours are just like regular rumours. Everyone reads the first headline but no one ever reads the denial and subsequent dismissal. Take Melissa Leo for example. If you were to google Melissa Leo you’d find several pages of links reporting that she’s to be Mags in Catching Fire citing Variety as a source. Full Story

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Leo heads the table

July 18, 2012 13:45:21 Posted at July 18, 2012 13:45:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Always. Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio at lunch yesterday at Fred Segal with some friends and it’s just understood, you know? When he rolls with the boys, they take their seats in the middle, and he takes his at the head. If the head is not the best however, well, obviously adjustments are made so that Leo is situated wherever it is best, be it the view, be it for comfort, be it for maximum straddle room for whichever model he has chosen to service him that evening. Full Story

July 18, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

July 18, 2012 13:24:45 Posted at July 18, 2012 13:24:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hooles! Happy Birthday from Charlotte! She says you’re obsessed with Ricky Gervais? Here he is in London with Jane Fallon last month. Happy Birthday, Viking! I hope you have a wonderful day and Liza spoils you. You deserve it. Love, Emy (who wanted you to have a shot of One Direction. The early photos are so funny. Full Story

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Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Have you seen the cover of Marie Claire South Africa? I’ve attached it below. That’s Kate Middleton’s head on a model’s body. And apparently the pages are more of the same - Catherine Cambridge “wearing” South African designers as part of a “fan art tribute”.  Read Full Intro