Remembering Beatrice's headgear at the Royal Wedding

April 27, 2012 16:51:00 Posted at April 27, 2012 16:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look, I know the whole world was like What The F-ck about this and I'm not saying it was the prettiest headgear I've ever seen or anything but that probably wasn't the point. Princess Beatrice, 5th in line to the throne, clearly wanted to go big. And, well, she did. BIG. She didn't care if you liked it, she only wanted you to remember it. Full Story

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Downton Abbey & Sherlock Cumberbatch

April 27, 2012 15:40:35 Posted at April 27, 2012 15:40:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Click away now if you can’t handle the spoilers. WARNING: MEGA SPOILERS AHEADGO!Have you gone? Just want to make sure.Here are new shots from the set of Downton Abbey series 3. My eyes are buggy but is that Lady Edith and ...Sir Anthony Strallan? God, I hope that doesn’t mean she’ll be happy. Because it’s always better when Edith is a bitter bitch. Full Story

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Finger Waves for Everybody!

April 27, 2012 15:30:00 Posted at April 27, 2012 15:30:00
Duana Posted by Duana
Courtesy the CW

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 20 recapWhoo!  I'm just gonna call Rebecca's body walking around with Esther in it “Esther”.  Ya'll down? Or “Resther”? In comes Resther, overseeing Klaus' angst black painting.  He's irritated because he thinks she's Rebecca and therefore late, and she has the White Oaks stake as a peace offering. Full Story

Taylor Kitsch for Tomorrow

April 27, 2012 15:21:36 Posted at April 27, 2012 15:21:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Taylor Kitsch was named Male Star of Tomorrow at CinemaCon yesterday. Previous award winners include:  2011 - Chris Hemsworth 2010 - Alex Pettyfer 2009 - Chris Pine 2008 - Emile Hirsch (HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH) 2007 - Shia LaBeouf Taylor was there to promote two upcoming films for Universal. Battleship opens in North America on May 18 but it’s already been doing big business overseas, reportedly already at the $150 million mark (source Full Story

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M = Pregnant Forever

April 27, 2012 14:43:57 Posted at April 27, 2012 14:43:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson posted a video from her baby shower yesterday. It’s short, so have a look first and we’ll regroup after: So...This shower happened on March 18th. That’s SIX WEEKS AGO.Can you imagine how uncomfortable she must be now? Jessica tweeted the other day that she is indeed still pregnant and did not give birth last weekend as was erroneously reported. Full Story

Remembering Chelsy Davy at The Wedding

April 27, 2012 14:33:31 Posted at April 27, 2012 14:33:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chelsy is everything that Kate Middleton isn’t. Kate is rigid, disciplined, pragmatic, and succeeded in achieving one singular goal. Chelsy Davy...Knows how to have a good time. Prioritises having a good time. And sometimes suffers for having a good time. The way she looked at the Royal Wedding, it looked like she’d been having a very good time, perhaps for several days, leading up to the event. Full Story

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Double date before the White House

April 27, 2012 14:11:15 Posted at April 27, 2012 14:11:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Fame/Flynet, SPW/Splash

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were out last night for dinner on a double with his boy Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford. They’ll be leaving soon for DC where both are expected to be at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. George is a guest of Time. And, yes, Lindsay Lohan is going too but, you know, with Fox News. Full Story

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April 27, 2012 14:01:56 Posted at April 27, 2012 14:01:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a year since Will and Kate married. There will be several tv specials commemorating the event this weekend. This will likely overshadow a much more important anniversary. On April 30th, Mimi is celebrating 4 years of marriage. As they do every year, she and Nick are renewing their vows. This time they’re doing it in Paris. Full Story

Remembering The Dress

April 27, 2012 13:52:21 Posted at April 27, 2012 13:52:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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If you’re in London, you can actually remember The Dress at Buckingham Palace where they have it on display. I’m as royal whorey as the next person but I’m not sure about queuing for hours just to walk past something I can see, with perfect detail, online like a million times. Also it seems spooky. But how do you feel about the McQueen gown a year later? Sarah Burton was seen sneaking into Kate’s hotel the night before for final adjustments. Full Story

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April 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

April 27, 2012 13:38:53 Posted at April 27, 2012 13:38:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Claudia! I know you’re scared. And I know it SUCKS. Brandy and the entire family, they are loving you so much. Think of today as the first day towards ending the sucking. While I know it’s hard to be happy right now, I’m attaching a video that will give you 2 minutes of amusement. Hopefully we can turn those 2 minutes into something much longer. Full Story

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Dear Gossips,

“Every tart in London was getting in.” -Princess Margaret, sister of Queen Elizabeth, on why they put an end to the Season, when debutantes would spend months presenting themselves for marriage. What do you suppose Margaret would think of Pippa Middleton?  Please tell me you’ve watched the BBC three part documentary The Diamond Queen, featuring exclusive interviews with several members of the Royal Family including William and Harry, in honour of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee.  Read Full Intro