Best MET Eyes: Taylor Swift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 09:34:56 May 7, 2013 09:34:56
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Certainly not what I would have predicted at the beginning of the night. And this is certainly not as punk as it gets. Probably not punk at all. For Taylor Swift though, it’s definitely not her usual hand hearts. Does that deserve some credit? She looks really, really good with her hair pushed off her face like this too. Full Story

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MET Shrug: Michelle Williams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 09:23:16 May 7, 2013 09:23:16
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This is a Saint Laurent. It almost makes me angry. Is it... Is it the Nominees’ Luncheon? Is it... I dunno... an environmental fundraiser? Or are we in New York. At the MET Gala. With superficial assholes that only care about clothes? Yeah? And did you agree to go? Full Story

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MET Game Of Thrones: Linda Evangelista

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 09:03:05 May 7, 2013 09:03:05
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Another example of what Duana called Game Of Thrones as punk at the MET Gala. It’s less punk than it is medieval bride, and perhaps what Cersei Lannister will wear when she marries Loras Tyrell, if that wedding ever happens, and maybe it’s a Canadian thing but it’s always a good day when Linda Evangelista shows up somewhere. Full Story

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MET Most Surprising: Stacy Keibler

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 08:56:47 May 7, 2013 08:56:47
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I don’t hate it. Not at all. It’s far from the worst of the night. Or the most boring. Or the most Try. It’s not a mega standout but that’s OK too. It wouldn’t have been possible for Stacy Keibler, without George Clooney, to rise to the top anyway. But middle of the pack is about right. Full Story

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MET Most Sympathetic: Kate Upton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 08:46:47 May 7, 2013 08:46:47
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Last year, Kate Upton, unlike most other models, had to offer to pay her way into the MET Gala. Click here for a refresher. This year, Oh My God, look what happened to her. There is no snark here. There is no pleasure. There is only sympathy, truly. Full Story

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Tartan Taffeta at the MET: Christina Ricci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 08:36:05 May 7, 2013 08:36:05
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If it has to be taffeta with asymmetrical hem, then let Vivienne Westwood have at ‘er. And put it on Christina Ricci who always comes to play at the MET Gala. Finally, someone who showed up. Pick something Reese Witherspoon would never be offered. Make sure the construction matches the imagination. Full Story

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Red Taffeta at the MET: Kate Beckinsale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 08:27:29 May 7, 2013 08:27:29
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Red Taffeta. At the MET Gala. With an asymmetrical hem. It’s offensive. If you have to do taffeta, you do it like Christina Ricci -- more on her later. Red Taffeta you save for Julie Bowen, at the Emmy Awards. Or, you know, for a 60th wedding anniversary. I can’t even with the gathering of the fabric there at the waist. Full Story

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WORST MET Eyes: January Jones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 08:17:37 May 7, 2013 08:17:37
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Here I am in a sequined black dress you could easily find at French Connection, my eyes weirded up with black liner, and I’ll call it enough for punk at the MET Gala. Sure... If you’re Kate Moss, fine. If you’re Chloe Sevigny, OK. But if you’re January Jones? Who can’t make a paternity scandal interesting? Let me sit you next to Amber Heard so that you can disappear together. Full Story

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Kerry Washington’s MET gloves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 08:08:42 May 7, 2013 08:08:42
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Duana and I were discussing Kanye West’s girlfriend’s Givenchy, which I’m convinced was a private joke between Anna Wintour and Riccardo Tisci (I am not buying those pictures, you can see them somewhere else), and she posited that perhaps the only redeeming quality about that dress is that the gloves are built-in seamlessly. Full Story

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Imitation of Scarjo at the MET: Amber Heard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2013 07:59:32 May 7, 2013 07:59:32
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Let me just say it. Because I feel like this is what they want: To convince us that Amber Heard is the new Scarlett Johansson. Amber Heard is not Scarlett Johansson. Johnny Depp can try as hard as he wants to, but it’s not happening. You can keep selling her to me as a bombshell and I will keep telling you: I am bored. Full Story

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