Let Mimi judge

July 13, 2012 20:22:00 Posted at July 13, 2012 20:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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So JLo has left Idol. Who will replace her? They’ve been working on it for a while. PEOPLE reports one of the targets they’ve been working on is Mimi. Ummm...if money was an issue for JLo, how is it not an issue for Mariah Carey? Mimi won’t come cheaper than Jennifer Lopez. Full Story

JLo is a “Bear” too

July 13, 2012 18:50:54 Posted at July 13, 2012 18:50:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But first... Jennifer Lopez has finally confirmed, after going back and forth and back and forth and cockteasing everyone for weeks because, whatever she is, she knows how to extend a headline, that she will not be returning as a judge to American Idol. JLo called Seacrest today to put an end to the speculation. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 13, 2012 18:41:44 Posted at July 13, 2012 18:41:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds Eva Mendes’s dress in LifeStyle

People are lazy and Justin Bieber is the victim (Dlisted)

Ummm...Lea Michele looks like she hates the clothes that are paying her (Too Fab)

Lindsay Lohan’s lips are too big, cheeks are too filled, and now she’s losing her hair (The Superficial)

I’m so confused. Didn’t this Robert Pattinson movie come out already??? (Just Jared)

Woah. Now there’s a healthy cup size (Hollywood Tuna)

Blake Lively goes back to being Serena (Pop Sugar)

Kristen Stewart wants to kill the passion in her relationship with Robert Pattinson (Cele|bitchy)

I would have enjoyed Magic Mike more if Jason Biggs replaced Joe Manganiello, NO JOKE. (Crushable)

JLo talks about Tom and Katie’s divorce ...and makes it about herself (Celebedge)

I was about to say Mischa Barton doesn’t look f-cked up...and then I saw the shoes. (Go Fug Yourself)


 

Ryan Gosling lives in Los Angeles

July 13, 2012 17:16:31 Posted at July 13, 2012 17:16:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PCN

Is it unfair of me to hold this against him? Along with the pretentious instrumenting in New York? Sometimes I wonder if I’m starting to go off Ryan Gosling because of how people feel about him. Like the ridiculous sightings (every day he’s in a new city and people are freaking out), and the whole Easter bunny Full Story

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We’re Running Out of Time Together

July 13, 2012 16:40:06 Posted at July 13, 2012 16:40:06
Maria Posted by Maria

I’ve come to a very sad realization that I can never be with Aaron Paul in real life. It’s not because I’m married (on the Freebie 5 physical limits do not exist), but because he loves concerts. I hate concerts. Could we overcome this obstacle? I just don’t know. Promotion for the season 5 premiere of Breaking Bad this Sunday on AMC (set your DVR, yo!) is in high gear. Full Story

The Mythology of Katie Holmes

July 13, 2012 16:04:30 Posted at July 13, 2012 16:04:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Katie Holmes took Suri and a friend (?) to gymnastics class yesterday in New York. You know what I love about these shots? Look at the first photo in the series. Had she not filed for divorce, this would be next week’s cover of Star Magazine with the caption: Katie’s PREGNANT! Suri’s baby brother! For two weeks I’ve been jerking off to Katie’s unexpected game. Full Story

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Oz looks good

July 13, 2012 15:27:50 Posted at July 13, 2012 15:27:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/Getty

The first trailer for Oz: The Great & Powerful was released yesterday in time for Comic-Con. I love it. I love everything about it. I love the black and white to colour explosion; I love the witches; I love the little creature with the robot face and the fairy body; and I love the potential of an opening line like this: “Kansas is full of good men. Full Story

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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

You know who I’ve neglected during the Rise Of Katie Holmes? It’s GOOP. Until this morning, I’d yet to check out the new remodelled GOOP. You like it? I have no strong feelings either way except to say it feels very Anthropologie which I’ve tried so hard to like over the years but have recently decided to stop forcing it; I’ll never get off my vintage bike and walk through the tall grass with my eyes closed and the sun on my face, you know? Anyway, remember when Gwyneth worked with Tom Cruise in Austin Powers and said he was an awesome kisser? He does look like a good movie kisser.  Read Full Intro

The back of Clooney’s bike is not empty

July 12, 2012 21:44:13 Posted at July 12, 2012 21:44:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Katie Holmes threw herself off the back of Tom Cruise’s bike. He has yet to refill the position. George Clooney’s backseat however is still occupied. He took Stacy Keibler on a day trip to Switzerland the other day with some friends. Last week I polled you the following: Balmoral with the Royals or invitation to Villa Clooney? It’s been pretty even the responses. Full Story

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