Bella & Edward’s final Hollywood carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 15:20:44 November 13, 2012 15:20:44
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I like it that Robert Pattinson is adventurous about his suit colours. This suit looks like it could have been fashioned out of a handbag. And it’s enough. Too much would be a spiked out silly cape, like the Spice Girls video for Say You’ll Be There only without the campy irony. Pattinson’s green was a nice complement to his girlfriend’s provocative Zuhair Murad, not my favourite designer (see Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, and Jennifer Lopez for previous), but I appreciate the effort to not look like Ashley Greene in a tired, unimaginative indistinguishable flowy princessy gown. Full Story

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Twilight’s two future Oscar winners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 14:37:24 November 13, 2012 14:37:24
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Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win an Oscar one day. Full Story

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November 13, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2012 14:17:27 November 13, 2012 14:17:27

Sheila! Good luck today! Kim told me how excited you were for her for GossipCon this weekend. And now it’s her turn to be worried for you. But only a little. Because today will be fine. And tomorrow you’ll be rid of it. Let me know how it goes. Good luck and get well soon! Happy Birthday Janessa with love from your cousin Michelle who wanted me to throw in a couple of hot Leafs. Full Story

Monday, November 12, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I’m OK. Of course it’s been hard, and even more so since there may yet be hope, but I was ready for it. I prepared. I’ve been preparing for months. All I wanted was one final summer, and beyond that, well, it was always impossible.  Read Full Intro

Adrien Brody is in love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2012 22:42:44 November 12, 2012 22:42:44
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And when Adrien Brody is in love, it’s like he’s showing you his dick. Check him out at the Rome Film Festival with girlfriend Lara Lieto. Is this a man who’s telling you he’s found the woman of his life, or is this a man telling you how hot sh-t his girlfriend is and that must mean he’s some hot sh-t too? He’s not the first or only dude to have done this, no, of course not. Full Story

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Les Miserables Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2012 19:20:50 November 12, 2012 19:20:50

And here we are, another year of American Vogue covers, and none of them featured Victoria Beckham. Anne Hathaway is December, understandably. She is Wintour-approved, and Valentino-approved, and she is the star of one of the most highly anticipated movies of the season, my favourite movie of the year, Les Miserables, which just happens to open at Christmas. Full Story

The Timberlakes give back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2012 18:45:59 November 12, 2012 18:45:59
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Two weeks ago Justin Timberlake was jumping on his wife’s head on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. Then his dickhead friends put together a video exploiting homeless people for comic relief as a gift to the happy couple. JT subsequently issued an apology that was all about how funny he is, with no mention of the people he insulted. Full Story

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Warm Bodies: The zombie rom-com you didn’t know you wanted

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 12, 2012 18:17:50 November 12, 2012 18:17:50

A year ago I wrote about the adaptation of Isaac Marion’s Warm Bodies, a YA novel about a zombie who falls in love and rediscovers his humanity along the way. At the time, I noted, “it has the chance to appeal to a broader audience [than Twilight] because the romance isn’t the main focus of the story. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2012 17:59:30 November 12, 2012 17:59:30

Comparing Matthew McConaughey to Marc Anthony is...brilliant (Dlisted)

Porny’s pants are still a problem (Too Fab)

Bieber grabs the handlebars (The Superficial)

Megan Fox goes out after having a baby (Just Jared)

Can’t decide if I like Jessica Alba’s patterned jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Little girls love ponies...and the paps are around to shoot it (Pop Sugar)

Why fangirls are mad at Ryan Gosling (Cele|bitchy)

Katie and Suri’s matching faces (Socialite Life)

Rihanna gets her ass grabbed (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Baby in a pom-pom toque! (I'm Not Obsessed)

Jennifer Lawrence in the lead, Marion in second

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2012 17:23:02 November 12, 2012 17:23:02
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According to most experts who are called on to predict these things, Jennifer Lawrence, right now, early in the Oscar race, is the frontrunner to win the Best Actress Oscar for her performance in Silver Linings Playbook. (I keep having to remind myself to remove the “The” before the title. Full Story

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Cease and F-cking Desist

Duana Posted by Duana at November 12, 2012 16:56:36 November 12, 2012 16:56:36
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(Like the title was going to be anything else.)  Homeland Season 2 Episode 7 recap I remain convinced that a threat is closer than ever, mostly because the show keeps telling me so – but in an episode that had a lot to do with marking time, we remember why Homeland is such a phenomenon: it understands not only the dramatic lives of CIA agents, but also the relatively banal internal lives of teenagers and families. Full Story