Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Dear Gossips,

HAPPY NEW YEAR! May 2013 be as Great For Gossip as 2012. I’ve a feeling it will be. After all, a Baby Royal is expected -- and a snake too! -- on the same timeline(ish) as Porny’s second and Kanye West’s girlfriend, like tiered gossip for every appetite, and how very democratic: the Cambridges for fine dining, Porny at the mid-level, and Kanye West’s girlfriend is totally fast food at the mall.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 22:08:16 January 2, 2013 22:08:16

So we’re trying to get home to Vancouver today and the dashboard start going wonky on the freeway from Tofino to Nanaimo. We suspected it might be the battery. The good news is that we didn’t go to the ferry terminal and stall on the boat and block hundreds of other people. The bad news is that we are stuck on the side of the road in Nanaimo. But hey, I have my air card and can still do Smutty Tingles, although charging the aircard through the car’s cigarette lighter was what caused this mess.

Anyway, I think maybe we have figure out  how not to be stranded which is why I won’t be blogging anymore today. Be back tomorrow!

So... is this, like, a mother-daughter package deal? (Dlisted)

Happy New Year LeAnn Rimes in a bikini (The Superficial)

Porny and Jennifer Hudson are skinny together. Skinny, obviously, equals WORTHY (Too Fab)

Oh nooo... NEVER. These aren’t staged AT ALL (Pop Sugar)

Channing Tatum and his baby bump in St Barts (Cele|bitchy)

He’s right. HOW COULD THIS NOT BE LOVED ENOUGH??? (Just Jared)

Milla Jovovich in a bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Old men will always marry young girls (Amy Grindhouse)

Ashley Simpson in a bikini (Popoholic)

Faith Hill’s football thighs (Go Fug Yourself)

Jennifer Lawrence is NORMAL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 18:44:28 January 2, 2013 18:44:28

OK, you guys? JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS NORMAL. Anne Hathaway’s Oscar message is that she’s not sexy and she has to try harder than everyone else, always with an apology. Jennifer Lawrence’s overall message, one that she consistently puts out there in every interview, is that, despite having one of the best years in Hollywood, with a proper franchise on her resume (Hunger Games) and, presumably, about to receive her second Oscar nomination, at just 22, she is NORMAL. Full Story

Taylor & Harry’s NYE kiss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 17:40:42 January 2, 2013 17:40:42
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Splash

Harry Styles flew in from London to join Taylor Swift on NYE in New York where she performed at the Times Square Dick Clark show. They kissed at midnight. And then held hands arriving at her hotel later on, as he carried his sleepover bag inside with him. Taylor Swift is starting 2013 with a proper boyfriend! Video of the kiss is below. Full Story

Paulina’s plans for 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 17:31:02 January 2, 2013 17:31:02

This is the cover for the new issue of FLARE -- Paulina Gretzky, daughter of Canadian legend Wayne, who, according to the magazine, “has set her sights on the entertainment business”. Which is a great way of saying she just wants to be famous. I wrote about Paulina back in May Full Story

NYE with Jay-Z and the Family Martin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 16:46:20 January 2, 2013 16:46:20
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Dave M. Benett /Getty Images

It turns out my Gwyneth did not spend NYE with her bff Beyonce because, well, B was off making millions in Vegas, invited to perform at a secret concert sponsored by the Wynn -- and if Kanye West’s girlfriend was paid $300K to simply appear at a party, can you imagine the price tag Bey would have negotiated to make her moves on stage? And still, even though she wasn’t in New York, still she was all over that ball drop. Full Story

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What if Gwyneth could come?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 15:43:05 January 2, 2013 15:43:05
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INF

Gwyneth Paltrow spent NYE in New York with her family as Coldplay performed in Brooklyn with Jay-Z -- more on this in a minute. G, as you know, is a Valentino favourite. As is Anne Hathaway and Madonna too. M and Annie were invited by Valentino to spend NYE in Gstaad, Switzerland -- see photos from Twitter taken at the party. Full Story

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Katie & Jakey: Not True

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 15:11:41 January 2, 2013 15:11:41
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Wenn, Ron Asadorian/ Jackson Lee/ Splash, Johnny Nunez/ Getty

I WISH. But... As IF. The source is super sketchy so as far as rumours go, this one’s more wishful thinking -- according to the UK’s Grazia Magazine, Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal are hooking up and Katie went to Jake’s apartment for dinner one night after being introduced by Joshua Jackson, which, I mean, Michelle Williams would have been the better Dawson’s Creek connection there, non? If you’re going to make up a story, that is. Full Story

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New Year, new jeans?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2013 14:32:02 January 2, 2013 14:32:02
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FameFlynet, INF

Is Justin Theroux wearing a new pair of douchey (and darker) cut off jean shorts on holiday in Cabo, and was it just in time for NYE? No. Those are just his long jeans. And denim, in varying lengths, I suppose, is his only bright sun option, the only below-waist option for true artists and badasses. Full Story

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Monday, December 31, 2012

Dear Gossips,

2012 was one of the best years in Gossip, ever. THANK YOU for sharing it with me. Thank you for coming here to enjoy it. Thank you for your emails and your hatemails about Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, Kristen Stewart, Brange, Hot Harry on a Horse, Catherine Cambridge, Gwyneth Paltrow, Porny Simpson, all and every.  Read Full Intro