Forever newborn

July 12, 2012 21:26:59 Posted at July 12, 2012 21:26:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Chris Hemsworth’s daughter India is 8 weeks old. I know that’s small. But I feel like even when she’s 18 weeks old she’ll still look this small in his arms. Like hamster-sized. That’s the only commentary I wanted to make on these photos other than the obligatory “see baby, so cute, gush, gush”. Full Story

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British Boy Sh-t

July 12, 2012 20:05:30 Posted at July 12, 2012 20:05:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PCN, Michael Buckner/Getty

Girl Sh-t is the best sh-t, yes. But occasionally Boy Sh-t is pretty great too. Today in Boy Sh-t, according to Us Weekly, Robert Pattinson and Andrew Garfield were at a wedding together a couple of weeks ago and wouldn’t speak to each other even though they used to be friends. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 12, 2012 19:30:42 Posted at July 12, 2012 19:30:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ummm...sorry again about that blind riddle. It’s not Tom Hanks.

Sasha’s finding printed pants and overalls in LifeStyle

I think I would. Hit it. Maybe. No. Wait. Now I’m not sure. Would you? (Dlisted)

Is Katie changing Suri’s name??? Again... the source is Now Magazine, so... (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lopez knows how to play this sh-t out for as long as possible (Too Fab)

Miranda Kerr in a green maxi (Pop Sugar)

Charlize Theron + Michael Fassbender interpreted for a graphic novel? (Cele|bitchy)

God Anne Hathaway looks amazing in this dress (Just Jared)

Paulina Gretzky’s more, ahem, demure bikini shots (Hollywood Tuna)

Crazy people are being mean to Brad Pitt’s ma for not supporting gays and being a little racisty and Angelina’s dad is on her side (Pink Is The New Blog)

If you glance quickly does Minka Kelly look like JLo sometimes? (Popoholic)

Um, what is happening to Princess Stephanie??? (Go Fug Yourself)

Jeremy Renner, presenter

July 12, 2012 18:52:02 Posted at July 12, 2012 18:52:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/Getty

Yesterday I received an email from a reader called Kendra who complained that it had been 21 days since the last Jeremy Renner post and this was unacceptable. Well, Kendra, he presented at the ESPYs last night so the drought is over. I suspect Sarah from Cinesnark http://cinesnark.wordpress.com/ probably isn’t sorry about this either because, last I checked, Renner is her jam. Full Story

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Amber Heard still has a girlfriend

July 12, 2012 18:24:49 Posted at July 12, 2012 18:24:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Oliver S Wolf/Splash

And a boyfriend? In Touch reported a couple of weeks ago that Amber Heard and her girlfriend Tasya were done. That’s In Touch for you. Amber and Tasya stepped out together yesterday. They’re not done. That doesn’t mean she’s not also f-cking Johnny Depp (which, I mean, I still don’t feel slamdunk about this one) and she could very well use that to her advantage if she’s selling herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Full Story

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Chatty Matilda

July 12, 2012 16:52:55 Posted at July 12, 2012 16:52:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Splash

Check out little Matilda Ledger yammering away, hand in hand with her mother’s boyfriend Jason Segel. Cute, right? The two were photographed in New York yesterday and as you can see, although Segel and Michelle Williams have only been dating about six months, he has clearly become fully integrated into their lives, so much so that Matilda and he share alone time together while Michelle is out of town. Full Story

Janis vs. Janis

July 12, 2012 16:27:28 Posted at July 12, 2012 16:27:28
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Theo Wargo/Mike Coppola/Getty

When I first started looking into the new developments on Joplin, I thought the news was that recent Tony Award winner Nina Arianda was replacing Amy Adams in THE Janis Joplin biopic, but it turns out Arianda is starring in A Janis Joplin biopic and Adams is still attached to another, different Joplin project. Full Story

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He turned out to be the cliché

July 12, 2012 16:22:08 Posted at July 12, 2012 16:22:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was the one we trusted who can’t actually be trusted. He used to be my answer to the question - is there anyone in Hollywood who DOESN’T cheat? Yes, I’d say, and excitedly too! Art does not imitate life! He’s faithful! Well, no. He isn’t. He hits on the young funny pretty ones at parties. Full Story

Suri In The City

July 12, 2012 15:53:24 Posted at July 12, 2012 15:53:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, FZS/Splash

One day, if all goes according to plan, Katie Holmes’s plan that is, Suri Cruise will call herself a New Yorker. Katie intends for Suri to grow up in the city. I know she’s only 6 but do you see Suri Cruise as a New York City girl? That’s what she’s becoming. Katie and Suri hit up the zoo yesterday with grandma. Full Story

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July 12, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

July 12, 2012 15:03:19 Posted at July 12, 2012 15:03:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Erica has two boys ages 2 and 5. She’s been in hospital now for 35 days. After experiencing night sweats and some fatigue, on June 6th she was diagnosed with myeloid leukemia and has just finished a second round of chemotherapy which will hopefully put her in remission. But then she’ll need a bone marrow transplant as soon as possible. Full Story

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Was it a great letdown for magazine editors when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announced they’d reached a settlement on Monday? At least on Monday this week’s issues hadn’t closed yet. But it was initially looking like the situation would drag out over several weeks, if not months, at least taking us through the slow summer to build momentum for the fall when everything kicks up again.  Read Full Intro