Katy Perry & John Mayer had sex for Christmas

Dean Posted by Dean at December 27, 2012 19:18:56 December 27, 2012 19:18:56

How’s this for a little coal in your stocking, huh? On Christmas day Katy Perry tweeted this picture of John Mayer wearing a Santa suit, in what look like the final seconds before they screwed under the mistletoe. His face is clearly trying to communicate some sort of boner inspired message and, I think, his hand is actually on his dick. Full Story

Worst of 2012: Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2012 19:03:03 December 27, 2012 19:03:03
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Here’s a brief recap of Johnny Depp’s 2012: Third week of January, PEOPLE Magazine boldly announces on its cover story, several months ahead of everyone else, that Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are done. Some speculate that he’s already seeing Amber Heard. Full Story

Marital Punctuation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2012 16:39:08 December 27, 2012 16:39:08
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Kate Winslet is married. Everyone is saying that Leonardo DiCaprio gave her away, although the source on that report comes from one of the British papers which...you know. Apparently it was a small event and even their parents weren’t aware. If it’s true about Leo, I wonder if he’s over it. Full Story

Tom Cruise’s signature move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2012 16:10:02 December 27, 2012 16:10:02

Is apparently dancing. He dances a lot. He dances like your uncle at the wedding. Now that he’s single, the dancing is his go-to move. According to IN TOUCH Weekly, Tom Cruise is now seeing a NY restaurant manager called Cynthia Jorge. She boldly handed him her card and he called right away, inviting her out to a club the next night where he kept her on the dance floor with his salsa and then ground his pelvis into her all Patrick Swayze styles. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston is marrying That Guy at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2012 15:55:31 December 27, 2012 15:55:31
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He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- cut off jean shorts, in black, OF COURSE, with a leather belt, perfect for sunbathing, and a pageboy cap, because his head must not be hot enough. Full Story

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Porny’s Pregnant Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2012 15:25:09 December 27, 2012 15:25:09
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It’s official, even though you’ve known about for almost a month now -- Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy by posting a photo of her daughter Maxwell in “BIG SIS” pose and announcing it via a new commercial for Weight Watchers (posted below). Then, conveniently, the paps converged in Hawaii where Porny’s on holiday with her family. Full Story

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December 27, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 27, 2012 14:53:50 December 27, 2012 14:53:50

Heidi! Happy Belated 40th Birthday with love from Helena ...and Ramon! Have I mentioned that Ramon is the best name ever? Let’s make that an annual tradition. Hope you’ve had a great week. Celebrate at Club 40 well into the New Year!  Full Story

Monday, December 24, 2012

Dear Gossips,

One Day More! One more day before the storm! At the barricades of Freedom! When our ranks begin to form Will you take your place with me? I’ll be there in spirit as we’re in Tofino where there are no theatres but I swear if it wasn’t two hours along a narrow treacherous path, I’d totally make the drive tomorrow to see Les Miserables again, even though the critics are sh-tting on it.  Read Full Intro

Joyful Joyful!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 19:45:07 December 24, 2012 19:45:07
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I know it’s supposed to be Lauryn Hill and the St Francis Choir and it’s blasphemy for me to suggest imagining Mimi as the subject of the song but... Look at her. Our Mimi. Look at her and tell me, don’t these lyrics apply? Clearly as the sun above Melts the clouds of sin and sadness Drive the dark of doubt away Giver of immortal gladness Fill us with the light Fill us with the light Oh fill us with the light of day It is Christmas. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 19:31:36 December 24, 2012 19:31:36

Lindsay Lohan’s Cat Lady Christmas face (Dlisted)

What Honey Boo Child and Psy have in common (Too Fab)

Nude Christmas is a thing now, isn’t it? (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lopez is an inspirational bear (Just Jared)

Discharge (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston wears sneaker wedges to Mexico for Christmas (Pop Sugar)

Never stand next to Hugh Jackman in a tux (Cele|bitchy)

Kellan Lutz and his girlfriend are promoting themselves for Christmas (Socialite Life)

Stephanie Seymour was the one who left Axl Rose...and you can tell (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rihanna gives at Christmas, wears great swimsuit (I'm Not Obsessed)

Hot Chocolate & Marshmallows double date!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 19:00:32 December 24, 2012 19:00:32
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Taylor Swift and Harry Styles took their music video romance to Park City, Utah on Friday for some pre-Christmas down time. Click here to see a few photos of them having lunch at the resort. Who else was in Utah? Taylor’s best friend Selena Gomez was around too. Full Story