Jennifer Aniston is Always in Reruns

July 9, 2012 21:13:45 Posted at July 9, 2012 21:13:45
Maria Posted by Maria

Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of GQ Spain’s July/August issue and when I saw the cover, I though it looked really familiar. But really, most Jennifer Aniston magazine spreads look alike because she rarely veers from her tanned and toned aesthetic. Now several outlets have confirmed that indeed the photo was featured in US Vogue December 2008. Full Story

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When parents are embarrassing

July 9, 2012 20:52:34 Posted at July 9, 2012 20:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AFP/Getty

Many of you are young parents. Do you ever worry about this? Because we can all safely say that we’ve been embarrassed by our parents, right? When will it be your turn to embarrass your kids? What will you do? Will you write to a newspaper to say that you think gay people should be denied the right to marry and women the right to make decisions about their own bodies? This is what happened to Brad Pitt last week. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

July 9, 2012 20:28:43 Posted at July 9, 2012 20:28:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are more articles to come, including posts on Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston. Please refresh often.

Angelina Jolie played Mick Jagger (Dlisted)

As I contemplate whether or not to have a greasy hot dog for lunch, please enjoy these shots of a model who gave birth two months ago (Too Fab)

Are we fighting over the Susan Sarandon and clothing for a certain age discussion because I love that she’s wearing what she’s wearing. She just might want to consider different shoes. (The Superficial)

Serena looks great in that dress. And I’m happy whenever Roger is NOT in one of his corny cardigans (Just Jared)

Ashton Kutcher’s girlfriend works up a sweat (Hollywood Tuna)

Oh look. More shrugs from Blake and Ryan, this time in a proper bikini. (Pop Sugar)

How Scientology is trying to control the Internet and gossip blogs. Help protect Celebitchy! (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Kitsch isn’t precious about taking his clothes off (Socialite Life)

How many times did they have to do this to get it just right? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Freida Pinto look worse (I'm Not Obsessed)

 

Will tours dad and the movie about his mother

July 9, 2012 19:26:50 Posted at July 9, 2012 19:26:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Greg Sirc/Splash, Chris Jackson/Getty

Prince Charles is visiting Wales where his son William is stationed with the RAF rescue. He toured the base today, a proud father. Obviously those uniforms have never been so tidily hung up before. Before touring his dad around the workplace, Will was with his brother Harry the other day, surfing in Cornwall. Full Story

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It took Katie 10 days and now she takes taxis

July 9, 2012 18:04:34 Posted at July 9, 2012 18:04:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Jason Winslow/Splash

(There are other, several, non Tom & Katie posts scheduled for today. Most of them are half-written but I’ve had to put them on hold because these two seem so determined to take over the world. Please know those stories are on the way.) Katie Holmes announced she’d filed for divorce from Tom Cruise on June 29. Full Story

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Tom wins a round

July 9, 2012 16:34:53 Posted at July 9, 2012 16:34:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I’ll never choose not to use a sports analogy if it’s available. So if the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes divorce situation can be compared to a boxing match, and we expect it to go 12 rounds, let’s say that Katie, obviously, won the first round easily, almost knocking him out, and continued to pummel him the second round, but the third. Full Story

High highs, excruciating lows

July 9, 2012 16:20:37 Posted at July 9, 2012 16:20:37
Duana Posted by Duana

The Newsroom Season 1 Episode 3 recap I like high-low fashion, that whole concept of a skirt you spent way too much on paired with a Forever 21 tee and shoes you would never tell anyone were by Jessica Simpson.  It makes me feel like I’m getting away with something, like I’m savvy, because I can pair one with the other and still (hopefully) pull off a look. Full Story

She’s a Survivor

July 9, 2012 15:23:40 Posted at July 9, 2012 15:23:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Destiny’s Child’s Survivor shuffled onto my iPod last night. I haven’t heard it in a while and I haven’t paid attention to the lyrics in even longer. Am now convinced it should be Katie Holmes’s theme song. Google that right now and see for yourself. Like every single word, right? Maybe she sings it to herself in the mirror, snapping her fingers. Full Story

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July 9, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

July 9, 2012 13:56:45 Posted at July 9, 2012 13:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jenny! Happy Birthday with love and admiration from Shelley. I’m told you’re raising your children in gossip. What courage and wisdom! I your honour, here’s Jimmy Smits, and also, to kick it old school for the memories, how about Fred Gandy aka Gopher? To Manuel from Jude who tells me you’re in isolation. Full Story

Friday, July 6, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I apologise in advance about how short today’s blog will be. Because... Duana’s getting married tomorrow!!! I have officially appointed myself her bitch for the day. No, that’s not really true.  Read Full Intro