Jennifer Garner set the Mom bar

Maria Posted by Maria at December 24, 2012 18:36:13 December 24, 2012 18:36:13
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Jennifer Garner was recently voted Celebrity Mother of the Year by Today’s Parent Magazine. We can now vote on good parenting, as if it’s a singing competition or best dressed list. Motherhood has become such an intricate part of celebrity culture that it should be commoditized, like a beauty contract or perfume, packaged as an extension of an actress’s career. Full Story

The case against Les Miserables

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 18:13:03 December 24, 2012 18:13:03
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Many of you have emailed to fret about some of the reviews. Les Miserables is currently sitting at 72% on Rotten Tomatoes and 61% on Metacritic which doesn’t suck, no, but there have indeed been certain critics who’ve been vicious in their disdain: it’s so melodramatic, and amateurishly so; there are too many close-up shots when people are singing; there is too much singing. Full Story

A Christmas F-ck You to Sean Penn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 17:43:25 December 24, 2012 17:43:25
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Sean Penn recently moaned in Esquire that all he ever wanted was to be loved. And that through all of his relationships, he’s never been really loved, properly. In particular, he intimated that Robin Wright totally punked him and that he was a victim of her romantic fraud. Click here Full Story

The Martin Family Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 17:18:04 December 24, 2012 17:18:04
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Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, and their kids flew LA to NYC yesterday, arriving at JFK with several suitcases, presumably to spend Christmas somewhere in New York. I say somewhere because they’ve a place in the Hamptons and an apartment in Manhattan and there’s always Beyonce’s. Full Story

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Christmas Rescue?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 16:53:02 December 24, 2012 16:53:02
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I was admittedly disappointed when I saw these shots of Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield this weekend. According to the photo agency, they’d spent an hour in a pet store hoping for a puppy... In a pet store!?!?!!? Pet stores are notorious for selling puppies from puppy mills. BUT. Full Story

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How the Mighty has stumbled

Maria Posted by Maria at December 24, 2012 16:44:37 December 24, 2012 16:44:37
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Mighty Oprah Winfrey has felt a lot less … mighty these days, hasn’t she? On Friday, Oprah abruptly fired CAA and her agent Kevin Huvane, who is incredibly powerful in his own right. His past and present roster includes Meryl Streep, Penelope Cruz, Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves, Nicole Kidman, Clive Own, Sarah Jessica Parker, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellwegger, Julianne Moore and Ethan Hawke, and, as many of you know, his brother is publicist Stephen Huvane (Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Hathaway, and more). Full Story

A very nice Christmas card

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 16:20:18 December 24, 2012 16:20:18
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From Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore: Divorce papers. TMZ broke the story on Friday afternoon that Kutcher had filed in LA that day with some bullsh-t explanation like he’d waited a long time so as to preserve Demi’s “dignity” but had no choice but to make the move now because Demi wasn’t acting on it. Full Story

December 24, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2012 16:08:42 December 24, 2012 16:08:42

Dana! Happy Birthday and Christmas with love from Christine: Holy sh-t we’re 40! Happy Birthday Dana and thank you for being my friend for all of these years. Looking forward to our Whistler getaway. Love you!  Chris XoXo And for Lynn -- Happy 30th Birthday on December 26. For you by request from Kara, please enjoy these photos of your “ultimate and forever” Henry Cavill. Full Story

Friday, December 21, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Every year, near the end of the year, we come to Tofino for a couple of weeks and we stay on the beach at Pacific Sands and it’s beautiful and stormy and comfortable and relaxing away from the city and the wireless is mostly reliable and we can be connected but also not connected at the same time.  Read Full Intro

Will Tina change?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 21:23:44 December 21, 2012 21:23:44
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Here’s Tina Fey at the 30 Rock series final wrap party last night in New York. Good pants, right? They’re a really nice fit. Skinny cut and there’s room. I need to look into these. Also a point toe pump is so flattering with that length.  OK so now we’re only 3 weeks away. Full Story

NYE with Bey & G

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2012 20:36:57 December 21, 2012 20:36:57

Could have gone with several titles for this article. Choices: The Blue Ivy Carter’s first Christmas Gwyneth’s Beyhive NYE And on. How about the pure, undiluted vanity of posting photos of yourself trying on expensive clothes? It’s Beyonce being one with the people. Full Story