April 23, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

April 23, 2012 13:56:48 Posted at April 23, 2012 13:56:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday to V from B! B is thrilled about your co-ed sleepovers and has decided to spare you this year of seeing Andrew Garfield, your brother lookalike, on this post. Instead - here are RDJ, Jon Hamm, and Robb Stark. Enjoy!  Martina! Happy Birthday from Stacey who wishes you a successful trip to New York. Full Story

Friday, April 20, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Despite really sh-tty reviews, Zac Efron’s The Lucky One is expected to open at the top this weekend with as much as $20 million, unless it’s taken over by a late-surging Think Like A Man, so, you know, totally representative of what women want at the movies these days. And I’m actually not being sarcastic.

It’s interesting to me that Efron keeps looking for his Titanic. Titanic made his mentor Leonardo DiCaprio a mega, mega heartthrob which, ironically, is a professional title he’s spent the rest of his career trying to shake off. Still, Leo wouldn’t have had the luxury of doing everything else he gets to do if not for the massive success of that movie. These days people don’t make Nicholas Sparks movies for “art”. They do it for entirely different career objectives. This is what Zac Efron has decided he wants to be.

Is he?

I can’t decide.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

April 20, 2012 20:30:43 Posted at April 20, 2012 20:30:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How Hayley did in Boston and Sasha finds jean jackets for spring in LifeStyle

“You go clubbing with your dad” is the BEST line EVER (Dlisted)

I don’t think Pamela Anderson has ever talked about her breasts as often as Jennifer Love Hewitt? (The Superficial)

Um, the WTF Random of the Week. Is this for real??? (Just Jared)

If Michael Bay directed Batman, is this what Cat Woman would look like? (Hollywood Tuna)

How to wear a white t-shirt by Rachel McAdams (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Biel’s parents know the truth about Pippy (Cele|bitchy

Katy Perry juuuuust avoided Tara Reid. And she probably doesn’t have a hideous scar (Evil Beet Gossip)

If CeeLo played video games, smoked pot, and lived in his parents basement ... (Go Fug Yourself)

What the cards say about Brange’s future: will they make it? (Celebedge)

Chris Evans was a pity f-ck? (Amy Grindhouse)

(Not) Hot Harry and a baby

April 20, 2012 19:35:49 Posted at April 20, 2012 19:35:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Splash, Hannah Johnston/Getty

I mean not Hot Harry on a Horse, not that Harry Styles is not hot. Does that make sense? As I confessed yesterday in Tingles, FINE, I admit, I love Harry Styles. Look at him. He’s the cutest sh-t EVER. And it’s ok, I won’t out all of you who’ve been emailing asking for One Direction. I’ll take the heat for it so you can enjoy it on the low, hiding your monitor from view, secretly enjoying every single shot. Full Story

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Julia on Brange

April 20, 2012 18:45:27 Posted at April 20, 2012 18:45:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Kevin Winter/LUCY NICHOLSON/Getty

I just watched the best clip ever. It’s Julia Roberts being asked the other night about Brad Pitt’s official engagement to Angelina Jolie.You know Julia. We all know Julia. There is no bitch in Hollywood quite like Julia’s bitch. And a sanctimonious bitch like Julia, even though she had her own “A Low Vera” moment, well, you can imagine what team, Jen or Jolie, Julia Roberts would have been on. Full Story

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Rob Lowe’s genes

April 20, 2012 18:29:55 Posted at April 20, 2012 18:29:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
PUNKD Images

Rob Lowe is participating in a charity event in Vancouver. He arrived yesterday with his assistant, then went for a walk in Stanley Park. Which he pretty much turned into an advertisement for Stanley Park. Right? This...doesn’t seem possible. Rob Lowe should be volunteering his biology, every part of himself, for testing. Full Story

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Brenda & Kelly do reality

April 20, 2012 17:46:25 Posted at April 20, 2012 17:46:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennie Garth celebrated her 40th birthday yesterday and the launch of her new reality show A Little Bit Country. Shannen Doherty came to support her, as did Ian Ziering who will look like Steve Sanders forever. Shannen now has her own reality show too. I’ve not watched Shannen Says but I did see a clip of her giving the gears to her fiancé about wanting to play football on Sunday when they could be wedding planning. Full Story

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Gwyneth & Apple: mother daughter hair

April 20, 2012 16:52:47 Posted at April 20, 2012 16:52:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I like it so much better when Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t bother with her hair. It looks so good when it’s wavy and kinky. Her daughter Apple has her hair. It’s the same bend. Mine has to be worked on for hours to have this bend. G and Apple went shopping yesterday at Maxfield. I want that blue sparkly jacket. Full Story

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Catching Fire’s director is not on fire

April 20, 2012 16:22:11 Posted at April 20, 2012 16:22:11
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Or, I guess I should say potential director, since the offer has not been officially accepted yet. After Gary Ross exited the franchise a couple weeks ago, speculation began about who would take over the reins of The Hunger Games sequel. I was hoping for someone with some vision and scope, but Lionsgate has extended an offer to I Am Legend and Water for Elephants director Francis Lawrence, who is pretty much the opposite of “vision and scope”. Full Story

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The Nerd God

April 20, 2012 16:01:50 Posted at April 20, 2012 16:01:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Bauer

Tom Hiddleston in London at The Avengers premiere last night, a better tux than the suit in Russia but still...I think I prefer him in casuals. And, obviously, in person. Or even wearing Loki’s clothes. There’s a scene in the movie when Loki walks through a fancy dress party ball, down a beautiful staircase, and I promise you, for those of you who are a little bit Hiddleston fanatical, you may have to be carried out after watching him strut-glide through that part. Full Story

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