Monday, September 10, 2012

Dear Gossips,

It’s the Endless Summer of Gossip. In 3 week cycles. That way the stories have time to plant themselves, evolve, mutate if necessary. First there was Katie Holmes. Three weeks after that, just when almost every Scientology Mission Impossible daring rescue escape explanation had been explored, Kristen Stewart’s scandal broke.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 22:21:19 September 10, 2012 22:21:19

Me and Jim Sturgess: When Photo Assumption is WRONG - click here for my Visa TIFF Photo Journal

Imagine if Peaches and Porny were in a mommy group together? (Dlisted)

Britney’s dancing for Twister now. Sh-t, they are squeezing every last dollar out of it, non? (Too Fab)

Kanye West used to jerk off to what he jerks off to now (The Superficial)

Will Megan Fox get a post-baby weight loss deal? (Just Jared)

For some reason looking at these Selena Gomez photos made me think of Pebbles Flintstone (Hollywood Tuna)

Natalie Portman, husband, and baby on the beach (Pop Sugar)

I don’t see a difference in Liam Neeson but maybe I’m desensitised? (Cele|bitchy)

No ring for Amy Poehler (Socialite Life)

Miley Cyrus, that is not a flattering pose (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

HATE the dress that Salma’s wearing (I'm Not Obsessed

Blake’s Martha Stewart wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 21:33:49 September 10, 2012 21:33:49
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty

This girl... She can’t stop balling my ass off. Who are you Blake Lively? How the f-ck did you get so good at this game? As mentioned earlier, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were able to keep their wedding pretty locked down. PEOPLE broke the news as the reception was happening but not in a way to suggest that they had negotiated an exclusive for purchase. Full Story

There was no runway-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 21:23:49 September 10, 2012 21:23:49
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FameFlynet, Jackson Lee/Splash

The showdown never materialised. Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes were supposed to go head to head at New York Fashion Week. And then, I dunno, I’m in TIFF delirium but it didn’t happen. Victoria showed first. Please click here to see photos from the collection. Full Story

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TIFF REVIEW: End Of Watch

Dan Posted by Dan at September 10, 2012 20:56:39 September 10, 2012 20:56:39
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Wenn, Aaron Harris/Getty

End Of Watch is the latest gritty cop thriller from writer/director, David Ayer. He’s made an eye opener of a movie that gives us a glimpse into what it’s like to patrol the mean streets of South Central Los Angeles. And I’ll tell you one thing, I never want to be abandoned on those streets. Full Story

The thin posing Travoltas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 20:10:54 September 10, 2012 20:10:54
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Wenn, Bauer

They’re in Paris. That’s about all that’s making sense to me looking at these photos. John Travolta, as you know, even though there’s a Xenu issue happening here, isn’t a reality television show star. Why are they behaving like Heidi and Spencer? Is it because they went on a couple’s diet and lost some weight? He does seem rather proud of himself, doesn’t he? Like he really wants us to see how trim it is right now. Full Story

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Johnny Depp at TIFF 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 19:53:12 September 10, 2012 19:53:12
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/Getty

Winona Ryder was in our etalk lounge today. It’s impossible how beautiful she is. Like, you can’t even imagine how much more beautiful in person. Anyway, as far as I know, the conjuring hasn’t worked yet. Winona’s premiere is tonight. Johnny was here for the documentary West Of Memphis on Saturday. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence & Kristen Stewart at TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 18:56:08 September 10, 2012 18:56:08
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Terry Rice/ Jason Merritt/ Getty, PUNKD

Grey Goose Soho House is where they go to end their night at TIFF. The Blunt-Krasinskis, Alexander Skarsgard, Bradley Cooper, many others, have all made multiple appearances. Kristen Stewart went on Saturday night to meet up with Jennifer Lawrence. By the time I got there after Lauryn Hill (OMG!) they were up on the third floor in a corner, talking closely. Full Story

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Ready to praise Porny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 18:14:54 September 10, 2012 18:14:54
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FameFlynet

Jessica Simpson flew from LA to NYC this weekend in advance of her big interview with Katie Couric during which she will tell you, having been paid $4 million by Weight Watchers, how hard it was to lose the baby weight and how her struggle is so relatable. Then you are supposed to be inspired. Because Jessica Simpson will have done something so heroic. Full Story

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Ryan & Eva in real life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2012 16:35:03 September 10, 2012 16:35:03
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Wenn, Sonia Recchia/Getty

Again, I feel the urge to apologise first. Not that I’m sorry about them being together and certainly not now having seen them in real life because, Jesus, it’s almost too much sexy in one couple, but sorry that you all seem to harbour some hate for them, or her, and so I’m sorry for the following details from after the screening for The Place Beyond The Pines. Full Story

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TIFF REVIEW: The Perks Of Being A Wallflower

Dan Posted by Dan at September 10, 2012 16:10:53 September 10, 2012 16:10:53
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Jerod Harris/Getty

I have to begin by confessing that I have not read The Perks of Being a Wallflower. And I can safely say that I regret letting it slip through the cracks. Because if a movie this good came from a book, I can only imagine how transformative that book must be.  As a movie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower will go down as one of the great coming of age classics. Full Story

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