The through-line is DOUCHE

April 17, 2012 19:52:18 Posted at April 17, 2012 19:52:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz covers the new issue of InStyle. Which is why she was in Paris a few months ago for Haute Couture Week; she was picking clothes. I like watching Cam’s clothes on a carpet. It’s always, always interesting to me what she wears. Here’s my favourite quote from the interview. Cam on her romantic past: “I would never have guessed that I would end up dating any of the guys I’ve dated—never! There’s no through-line between them. Full Story

Summer movie preview 2012

April 17, 2012 19:43:46 Posted at April 17, 2012 19:43:46
Sarah Posted by Sarah

It’s almost here, my favorite time of year. Summer movie season is a four month holiday for industry watchers. It’s all insanity and nervousness. There’s so much on the line—so much money, so many connotations for people’s careers. If you’re into blow-by-blow previews, I do monthly rundowns on Cinesnark Full Story

Smutty Tingles

April 17, 2012 18:51:34 Posted at April 17, 2012 18:51:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Isabel Marant or Rachel Comey? Lezzie boot options in LifeStyle

Rihanna doesn’t think Blair Waldorf’s ass is all that (The Superficial)

Crotch yodelling to the next level (Dlisted)

Jennifer Aniston isn’t getting any better at pretending to not care (Celeb|itchy)

They let Audrina Patridge onto another carpet??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Elizabeth Olsen’s sisters made her an ugly dress (Pop Sugar)

I love Charlize’s white oxfords (Just Jared)

As far as dressing like an asshole at Coachella is concerned, this one isn’t so bad (Popoholic)

A crying Fassbender robot (Towleroad)

Heidi Klum says she’s all natural (Amy Grindhouse)

What’s wrong with me? I don’t hate this a lot. Maybe a little, but definitely not a lot. (Go Fug Yourself)

Jennie Garth: On fame and perceived fame

April 17, 2012 18:06:43 Posted at April 17, 2012 18:06:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli broke up. She’s now doing promotion for her new reality show A Little Bit Country. So, you know, the subject of divorce is coming up a lot. Here’s Jennie at The Today Show this morning. Us Weekly reports that Jennie is “resentful” of Peter’s success with Twilight and, to a lesser degree, Nurse Jackie. Full Story

Emma, Andrew, and a new trailer

April 17, 2012 17:28:42 Posted at April 17, 2012 17:28:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield, along with other members of The Amazing Spider-Man team, including that prick Rhys Ifans, were in Mexico yesterday promoting the movie at the Summer of Sony event. I love her blouse and that tricked out collar. I LOVE it. I also love that they’re not super precious about their relationship and who sees them holding and hands and not hiding about it or ducking under parked cars. Full Story

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April 17, 2012 17:15:07 Posted at April 17, 2012 17:15:07
Duana Posted by Duana
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Girls Season 1 Episode 1 recapShow being reviewed:  Girls Qualifications for review:  Am (was?) Girl; live in city. Consumption of pre-broadcast Girls hype: None in last week.----------------------There you go.  There's my resume as it relates to Girls.  Everyone on the show spent so much time announcing who they were or hoping it sounded like they were someone. Full Story

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A bridal Jolie is promoted

April 17, 2012 15:20:10 Posted at April 17, 2012 15:20:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Fame/Flynet, INF

We all know the girl who’s newly engaged, right? Or, we’ve all been the girl newly engaged. The one who can’t help herself, she can’t stop smiling, she has to show it off - her happiness, her glow, her ring. Angelina Jolie is now That Girl. Her?Well... she’s behaving like she is. She behaved like it yesterday, waving it around in LA. Full Story

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The Avengers In Russia

April 17, 2012 14:49:11 Posted at April 17, 2012 14:49:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My interviews with The Avengers from the weekend junket will be airing on etalk all week. Proper reviews are still embargoed but apparently the geeks are more than satisfied with what Joss Whedon has accomplished. Like we’re talking mega nerd approval. Me I have no idea what the nerds want. What I wanted was more than just special effects and explosions. Full Story

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New York Realism Means Carrying Coffee At All Times

April 17, 2012 14:30:36 Posted at April 17, 2012 14:30:36
Duana Posted by Duana

Smash Season 1 Episode 11 recap (No really, it does.  I'm not being snarky there.)So the problem with Smash, as you may know, isn't that the characters are over-the-top or that the situations are ridiculous; it's that the show is trying to sell us those things as straightforward and proper.  And let's be honest: everyone who's still watching - and I know you are still watching - is watching for the camp, and the songs (oh my GOD the songs about the Method), but not realism. Full Story

9 Months Of Serenity

April 17, 2012 13:58:49 Posted at April 17, 2012 13:58:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her Princess Of Serenity Charlene was at her husband Prince Albert’s side yesterday during The Monte-Carlo Rolex Masters to present Novak Djokovic with the Vermeil Sport Medal of Monaco for Physical Education. It’s now just over three quarters of a year that Charlene’s been locked into position. It’s been quite an adjustment. Full Story

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