Blake plays us all, again, including Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2012 15:50:16 December 20, 2012 15:50:16

As I reported yesterday -- click here for a refresher -- Blake Lively’s Martha Stewart Wedding wasn’t exactly as we expected. There are no faces -- not on the cover, not inside, nowhere. The only shot we get of Blake is of her hand holding Ryan Reynold’s and a corner of her dress. Full Story

In love for Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2012 15:05:05 December 20, 2012 15:05:05
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Renee Zellweger and her boyfriend Doyle Bramhall II arrived back in LA together yesterday after a weeklong trip to New York. They were first sighted together last week on their way out and didn’t mind holding hands, even in front of the paps. Full Story

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December 20, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2012 14:52:58 December 20, 2012 14:52:58

Elizabeth! Happy 40th Birthday with love from Christine! Are you seeing Les Miserables together? On Christmas Day? Let me know what you think! And for Rebekah -- Happy Belated Birthday! We must do this EVERY YEAR -- so next time, remind me earlier! Nothing can top Billy Mack but I’ve always loved Chris Martin’s version of Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas with, um, some accompaniment. Full Story

Blake’s missing cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2012 21:38:42 December 19, 2012 21:38:42
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You can interpret that a number of ways… If you’ve been reading my blog regularly the last few weeks, you know that Blake Lively’s Martha Stewart Weddings issue is…like Christmas for me. And for some of you too. We can’t wait to see it. We’ve been waiting for so long, and she’s played us so beautifully, the magazine’s release is almost like a proper EVENT. Full Story

Tom Cruise is “for real”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2012 21:10:38 December 19, 2012 21:10:38
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Tom Cruise was on Jimmy Fallon last night. They had a water fight. And he talked, again, about go-carting and motorcycles. It was better than the night before on Letterman, slightly, but Top Gun is still, these days, painfully uncool, “for real”. You know those commercials when they dress some dork up in a suit and he comes upon the cool kids all like, hey, yo, what’s up in the hizzy and I’m down with the bros? Cringe, right? You cringe. Full Story

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There will be no Affleck + Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2012 20:16:03 December 19, 2012 20:16:03
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Ben Affleck is in Washington today at a House Armed Services Committee hearing on the situation in Congo. He’s been advocating for awareness in the region for a while now. Did you ever see State Of Play? Did you find him convincing? I did. Very. And in real life Jennifer Garner would be so much more effective than Robin Wright because of the cookie-baker exterior. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2012 19:51:53 December 19, 2012 19:51:53

Apparently this is fake and whyyyy would anyone waste their time faking this sh-t??? Can we somehow blame Dina Lohan for this? (Dlisted)

Chris Pratt is cut…and then isn’t cut… (Too Fab)

I guess it’s not Christmas unless this child and her husband gross you out (The Superficial)

Leslie Mann is all one colour (Just Jared)

Hayden Panettiere as a vampire which reminds me of the time she lost out to Kristen Stewart in Panic Room -- Hollywood Sliding Doors! (Hollywood Tuna)

Ben Affleck seems like a super hot boyfriend in this trailer (Pop Sugar)

The camera loves Kerry Washington (Cele|bitchy)

The best in-flight entertainment (Towleroad)

Selena Gomez finds an older man (Hollywood PQ)

Justin Bieber’s hooking up with Victoria’s Secret models again, allegedly (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Full body Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2012 18:45:01 December 19, 2012 18:45:01

In her first ad for Weight Watchers, Jessica Simpson was only shot from the neck up, presumably because she’d not reached her goal. Which, you know, is a lovely message, non? If you don’t reach your goal, it means you are hideous and no one wants to see you between your shoulders and your knees. Full Story

Taylor & Harry: one week to Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2012 17:59:40 December 19, 2012 17:59:40
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OMG, will they make it? Taylor Swift and Harry Styles spent most of last week in England together. He showed her around the countryside and gave her 23 gifts to celebrate her 23rd birthday and it was several movie montages combined into one long music video. Time for a location change... Full Story