Halloween Roundup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 22:39:02 October 31, 2012 22:39:02
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Sarah Michelle Gellar at her daughter Charlotte’s school today with ears and a skull shirt. Christina Aguilera took her son Max trick-or-treating. Is that how big he is now? Gwen Stefani and Zuma were out for Halloween in London having just arrived from Los Angeles. I love this kid. Full Story

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Porny Medieval Milkmaid?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 18:57:23 October 31, 2012 18:57:23

I dunno. What would you call it? Jessica Simpson’s freeloader is, I think, some kind of Braveheart. (As IF.) The child is a cute little chicken. The mother... As usual it’s a contrast in porny opposites: Little girl hair in two ponytails... All kinds of tits spilling over. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 18:37:58 October 31, 2012 18:37:58

Gene Hackman will f-ck you up (Dlisted)

Sofia Vergara’s wardrobe malfunction is now a Halloween costume (Too Fab)

Some random grabbing another random’s ass (The Superficial)

Zac Efron is prettiest at the Lakers (Just Jared)

Sofia Vergara for Kmart (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden hug (Pop Sugar)

Daddy Simpson was a sugar daddy (Cele|bitchy)

Kelsey Grammer’s newborn went to the Playboy Mansion (Evil Beet Gossip)

None of these costumes involve pants (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Miranda Kerr’s purple underwear (Hollywood PQ)

Benedict Cumberbatch goes for Oscar as the “fifth Beatle”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 18:12:49 October 31, 2012 18:12:49

THR is reporting that Benedict Cumberbatch has signed on to play Brian Epstein, the late Beatles manager widely considered to be responsible for taking the band to superstardom, “the man who threw the biggest party of the 1960’s, but ultimately forgot to invite himself”. Full Story

Matching Brad makes up for the fontrum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 17:52:55 October 31, 2012 17:52:55

We all agree on this, right? Brad Pitt’s Chanel ad sucked. You know it sucks when a cast member from Glee parodies your sh-t. Oh they’ll find a thousand ways to justify and rationalise but Brad Pitt never intended to be made into a joke. Full Story

Getting “Mossed”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 17:35:46 October 31, 2012 17:35:46

Kate Moss covers the new issue of Vanity Fair. I’ve been obsessed with Kate Moss for a long, long time. Some would say this is wrong. That’s she’s the wrong sort to be obsessed with. I get it. But the word “icon” is tossed around too often now. It’s tossed around too often for models. Full Story

Disney steps in, Star Wars safe at last

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 31, 2012 16:58:04 October 31, 2012 16:58:04

Long-time victim of serial creator abuse, Star Wars, the plucky and beloved hero of generations of moviegoers, is reported to be in serious but stable condition at Disney Pictures in Burbank, California after Disney boss Bob Iger announced that, after being informed of the extent of abuse occurring at George Lucas’s remote Skywalker Ranch, he has successfully managed to break Star Wars away from the cycle of victimization and degradation it has suffered over the years at Lucas’s hands. Full Story

Taylor Swift gave up on Camelot?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 15:39:06 October 31, 2012 15:39:06

Finally, a week after every other outlet reported it, PEOPLE is confirming that Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy are over. Which essentially means that they’re going with her spin on the breakup. According to PEOPLE’s “source”, Conor’s friends are saying that they’re done, and that they’ve “the feeling that she ended it”. Full Story

Aaron & Lauren back in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 14:47:07 October 31, 2012 14:47:07
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After a couple of months of shooting on location in Europe, Aaron Paul is back in the US with his fiancée Lauren Parsekian. They were out last night at Sayers, photographed leaving hand in hand. He looks really good. And... I don’t hate her pants, is that wrong? Also I just realised why she seems so familiar to me: Cindy Margolis, right? She looks like Cindy Margolis! I do this to make Maria crazy. Full Story

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Courtside exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 14:17:16 October 31, 2012 14:17:16
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Katy Perry and Russell Brand watched the much-hyped new Lakers lose their home opener last night. (If I had the time I would manage a Charles Barkley appreciation Tumblr because... he’s a treasure, he really is.) Anyway, Russell was there with two young companions and it seemed like (at least to me) it was a Big Brother or a volunteer situation, which, obviously, is super sweet. Full Story

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October 31, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2012 14:07:29 October 31, 2012 14:07:29
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Kristen! Happy Belated Birthday from Tracy and Pukey Lukie -- sorry she missed the annual tradition! I hear you’ve had a sh-tty go of it lately. Tracy thought Russell Brand might help a little? Here he is wearing gold boots and a matching scarf a couple of weeks ago. Better? Happy Halloween Birthday Scott Ward Full Story