Thursday, June 28, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Have you ever noticed that Matthew McConaughey doesn’t finish words that end in consonants? We went to a Magic Mike screening last night. He opens the movie by asking a crowd of moist screamers “You wanna touch this?” Only when he says it, it comes out “You wanna tuh thih?” Is it a Texas thing? You should try it for a while today. I did for an hour after last night at home. It’s very relaxing.

More on Magic Mike later but I’ll say this now - it was ripe in that theatre even before the movie started almost as though they didn’t even have to try. Don’t we at least want them to try, girls?

Laura and I raged together yesterday over email right after the Spain-Portugal game yesterday. For some reason they decided to cut away just as Shaki and Pique were embracing. Who is the fool in the truck making that decision??? I haven’t been able to find any photos either. If you do, please send.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Hat off Charlize

June 28, 2012 19:20:06 Posted at June 28, 2012 19:20:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

This is the first photo of Charlize Theron with her head buzzed but not wearing her hat. It’s not a great quality shot but I think you can appreciate her beauty. If that were me I promise you, you’d rather look at a picture of someone popping a zit. Charlize and Jackson are in Namibia now to shoot Mad Max: Fury Road with Tom Hardy. Full Story

Breaking Bad Season 5 preview: Season 3 review

June 28, 2012 19:06:40 Posted at June 28, 2012 19:06:40
Maria Posted by Maria

“I saved your life, Jesse. Are you gonna save mine?” -WW This is the season of close calls for Walt and Jesse. Almost retired, almost murdered, almost caught. Los Pollos Hermanos owner Gustavo Fring reveals a superlab and wants to hire Walt as a master cook. Gus is on a level of production and distribution that Walt didn’t even know existed. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 28, 2012 18:35:06 Posted at June 28, 2012 18:35:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds bralets and sandals in LifeStyle

Between their “defrauding” and Travolta’s “auditing”, that’s where we’ll find the way of life (Dlisted)

Umm...Britney’s hair does NOT look bad here. WTF??? (The Superficial)

Am I corny? Because I love this. And I would totally listen to it while walking in the rain feeling sorry for myself (Too Fab)

Emily & John car shopping (Just Jared)

Does she remind you of Vanessa Marcil? (As you ask yourself - who’s Vanessa Marcil???) (Hollywood Tuna)

Maleficent’s rotating children (Pop Sugar)

OH MY GOD, Alexander Skarsgard has a new girlfriend - are you ok??? (Cele|bitchy)

Chris Pine’s gay pride experience (Towleroad)

This dress is way too big, right? (Popoholic)

If I were a supermodel I would wear this (Go Fug Yourself)

Zoe & Bradley back together?

June 28, 2012 18:09:18 Posted at June 28, 2012 18:09:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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TK /Tom Meinelt / Splash News

Here’s Zoe Saldana in New York with a woman the paps claim is Bradley Cooper’s mother Gloria. Photo agencies mislabel sh-t all the time so for what that’s worth... But Zoe was also photographed heading into Coop’s hotel this week. That seems more reliable. Coop was spotted walking his dog yesterday. Full Story

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The 2nd Annual SMUT Style Award Winner!

June 28, 2012 16:51:30 Posted at June 28, 2012 16:51:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You all came to play on Monday night at the SMUT Soiree in Toronto. Because there was a huge prize on the line: The 2nd Annual SMUT Style Award is presented by H & M and Flare and style experts from H & M and Flare were onsite taking photos to narrow down the field to 5 finalists. Then we put it to a public vote on Flare.com Full Story

Colin, Noomi, and Total Recall

June 28, 2012 16:15:03 Posted at June 28, 2012 16:15:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

A new trailer for Total Recall has been released. It’s better. Not sure if I’m desperate to see it but I might be more...interested? Total Recall opens on August 3, just two weeks after The Dark Knight Rises. It was supposed to go head to head against The Bourne Legacy but as Sarah wrote Full Story

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The Johnny Amber strategy

June 28, 2012 15:48:25 Posted at June 28, 2012 15:48:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

As mentioned yesterday in the coverage of the Us Weekly article on Johnny Depp’s “broken heart”, the magazine’s sources claim that Johnny stepped out on Vanessa with an extra on Pirates Of The Caribbean and maybe Eva Green and Amber Heard and his publicist, but only because V was a hag that made him unhappy. Full Story

Where’s Aaron?

June 28, 2012 14:17:43 Posted at June 28, 2012 14:17:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Stephen Lovekin /Jason Kempin /Getty Images

Aaron Taylor-Johnson (that’s the first time I’ve called him that and it feels so good) has been missing from the Savages red carpets. He was a no-show in LA and he wasn’t around for the one in NY last night either. The easy answer is because of the wedding. As reported last week - click here Full Story

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