October 30, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2012 13:48:42 October 30, 2012 13:48:42

To Monica who moved for love to London (um, that doesn’t suck!) -- Happy Birthday from Rina who misses you so much and now me too because you can’t come to SMUT anymore...? Well, I suppose I’d skip SMUT for London too.    Full Story

Monday, October 29, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I miss last week already. Last week, we sh-t on Justin Timberlake almost every day. Please let this be sustainable. Oh weddings, babies, and Brange -- all guaranteed top sellers. Which is why everyone rushed to post the brand new Angelina + Children photos this weekend.  Read Full Intro

Hurricane insight into Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 19:06:23 October 29, 2012 19:06:23
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Jason Kempin/Getty

They’re bracing for a serious storm on the northeastern seaboard. Sandy could be one of the most catastrophic events in history. President Obama just addressed his nation, urging caution and pledging support. 67 deaths have already been reported in the Caribbean. As many as 50 million people could be affected. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 18:19:04 October 29, 2012 18:19:04

Christina Aguilera’s costume... is Christina Aguilera? (Dlisted)

Justin Bieber + Hedwig! (Too Fab)

F-cking imaginary bumpwatches. We will not be satisfied until everyone looks like they’re caving in on their stomachs, will we? (The Superficial)

Bond, Elizabeth, and Dr Ross! (Just Jared)

I wish I had the balls to shave the side of my head (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Hathaway’s growing out her hair and it looks cute (Pop Sugar)

Javier Barden is a dick (Cele|bitchy)

People actually weep over Kellan Lutz. We are doomed. (Socialite Life)

Michael Bay approved in leather pants (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Um, no. Not hot. Not hot at all. (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

Gross Bear turns 1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 16:43:24 October 29, 2012 16:43:24
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Here’s JLO Bear at the UNESCO charity gala in Germany on the weekend. Amazingly enough, she didn’t have her Slum Bear with her on the carpet. He’s around though. Oh he’s around. It was their 1 year anniversary last Thursday. They proclaimed their Bear Love for each other on Twitter. Full Story

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Jen’s low-cut night out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 16:06:47 October 29, 2012 16:06:47
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Charley Gallay/ John Sciulli/ Getty

Jennifer Aniston and fiancé Justin Theroux hit up the LACMA 2012 gala this weekend. She wore an amazing long black dress, daringly low cut. And it’s very well done too. You can barely, barely see the figure skating sheer holding it together. But it’s there in a few shots where she’s twisted in a way that the material creases slightly, almost imperceptibly. Full Story

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Game. Changed.

Duana Posted by Duana at October 29, 2012 15:54:02 October 29, 2012 15:54:02

Homeland Season 2 Episode 5 recap Most important things first: let’s talk Chris. Did they replace that actor? Or just allow him time off to grow up and let his voice change? Because that is a very, very different kid from the one we were mocking just a few episodes ago, you know?  Ain’t puberty grand? Also, why do we need Chris again? I spend very little time wondering about Chris overall, though, and much more contemplating Dana, because she’s more interesting and smarter and I wonder how much of what she’s doing now will shape who she is. Full Story

The Afflecks make cake!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 15:23:49 October 29, 2012 15:23:49
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner took their kids to a cake making shoppe the other day, playing the Brange campaign maybe even better than the Brange. Look at Ben all proud daddy, taking pictures and participating in the fun family activity! At one point, he leans in and gives his wife a loving kiss on the cheek. Full Story

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Is this optional?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 15:12:55 October 29, 2012 15:12:55
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Angelina Jolie took three out of six kids out the other day. They were Halloween shopping. Having spent several months in Europe, Brange is back in the US as Brad Pitt's Killing Them Softly is scheduled to premiere on November 30, pushed back to that date by Harvey Weinstein who openly acknowledged at the time that he wanted to ensure the film, having received a strong critical response at Cannes, would be better positioned for awards season. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 3.3

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 29, 2012 14:22:15 October 29, 2012 14:22:15
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Photos courtesy AMC

The Walking Dead Season 3 Episode 3 recap I got some questions about why Norman Reedus being forty-three was a big deal, and it’s because he doesn’t look a day over thirty-two, tops. I was shocked to find out he’s so much older than I thought. But it’s not just me, right? Daryl reads as younger than Rick (Andrew Lincoln is 39), right? Getting into episode three. Full Story