June 28, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

June 28, 2012 13:48:56 Posted at June 28, 2012 13:48:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 60th Birthday to Ainsley & Jocelyn’s mom Carol! How was Vegas??? Brad Pitt was requested for you on this happy occasion. And the instructions were “especially dirty or sexy”. Done! And for Virginia at Mortimer Snodgrass Full Story

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Morley reminded me of this video just a few weeks ago. It’s from 2004 at Meryl Streep’s AFI Lifetime Achievement Award gala. Nora Ephron was one of the speakers. If you’ve not seen it before you’ll love it. She’s funny, of course, obviously. But she’s funny because she took the time to write it. She probably spent a few hours, maybe days, writing it, taking care with it like a scene in a film, measuring the exact timing so that the jokes landed perfectly. And here is the result - a smart, concise, and hilarious tribute to a dear friend, from one remarkable woman to another. It’s one thing to be honoured. It’s another to be honoured by someone who knows, you know?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

London Survival 2012

June 27, 2012 20:53:56 Posted at June 27, 2012 20:53:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jamie Squire/Getty

Exactly one month. In a month the Games begin. I’m SO ready. Because as previously mentioned, I am an Olympic whore. Cannot get enough... even of the trials. The US Olympic swim trials are happening this week. So many interesting storylines, so many intriguing athletes but the Lochte-Phelps showdown has to be at the top, right? For some reason I never put it together that Lochte is older. Full Story

Megan Fox is LeAnn Rimes now

June 27, 2012 20:35:10 Posted at June 27, 2012 20:35:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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GSI

We had to wait a few days before getting access to these shots as they’d been held exclusively by other outlets that were able to bid at a higher level to publish them first and with a long lead time. As you can see, very obviously, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are confirming their pregnancy. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

June 27, 2012 19:02:11 Posted at June 27, 2012 19:02:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The rest of today’s blog will be written while watching Portugal-Spain. Just an advance warning about mood swings.

Whaaaat? I’m sure Matt Lauer’s wife had nothing to do with this. (Dlisted)

I can barely handle a canker sore there...so imagine a tattoo??? (Too Fab)

Well that’s one way to get back at Ryan Phillippe. On so many levels. (The Superficial)

Marion Cotillard looks so good with dark lips (Just Jared)

Um, yeah. Maria Menounos has a slammin’ body (Hollywood Tuna)

Sienna Miller and Chris Hemsworth talk about babies (Pop Sugar)

Can millionaires be golddiggers? Because the Middletons are being accused of it (Cele|bitchy)

So... you all are still fans of Oprah now, right? Just wanted to make sure (Amy Grindhouse)

Young actors with too much time on their hands = Vanessa Hudgens’s wardrobe (Popoholic)

We get it Shailene Woodley. You don’t CARE. You really, really don’t care. You’re, like, the James Franco of not caring now. (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Maleficent’s staff, Maleficent’s twins

June 27, 2012 17:41:02 Posted at June 27, 2012 17:41:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, Greg Sirc/Splash

The Jolie’s staff looks to have a green eye staring out from its head. Does it fire laser beams? Any character with horns growing out her head has to walk around with a staff. It would be irresponsible not to. Maybe one day nerds will start writing horny fan fiction about the time Maleficent and Galdalf f-cked each other in a cave. Full Story

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The ultimate gift bag includes a dental plan

June 27, 2012 16:33:48 Posted at June 27, 2012 16:33:48
Maria Posted by Maria
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WENN

Prince Azim of Brunei threw a 30th birthday party for himself; there’s rich and then there’s Sultan rich. It’s another level of influence and power. Prince Azim has very peculiar taste for a 30-year-old: the guest list included Faye Dunaway, Raquel Welch, Marisa Tomei, Jerry Hall (with daughter Lizzie Jagger) and Dionne Warwick. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson, the “swaggy bro”

June 27, 2012 16:05:05 Posted at June 27, 2012 16:05:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SPW/Splash

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez showed up to support Katy Perry last night at the premiere of her tour documentary Part Of Me which, I’m sorry for disappointing you, I really, really want to see. Because I will watch any “behind-the-scenes” tour movie. From Truth Or Dare to Never Say Never, I’ve almost watched them all. Full Story

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Bendy’s arty night out

June 27, 2012 15:05:57 Posted at June 27, 2012 15:05:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Stuart Wilson,Dave M. Benett, Mike Marsland/Getty

The Serpentine Gallery Summer Party is happening tonight in London. Benedict Cumberbatch showed up because he’s arty and English. Sarah from Cinesnark was mad at me a couple of weeks ago after I posted pictures - click here Full Story

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Posh rushes home

June 27, 2012 14:24:56 Posted at June 27, 2012 14:24:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

I love the side panels on these pants. But is it always winter where Posh goes? They don’t make them small enough for her, do they? On me that sh-t would be stretched out to the point where you’d be able to hear the stitches extending to their limit. Anyway, this is Victoria Beckham rushing back to Los Angeles immediately following her appearance with the other Spices in London yesterday for the launch of Viva Forever. Full Story

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