Smutty Tingles

April 5, 2012 20:15:27 Posted at April 5, 2012 20:15:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once again, no blog tomorrow. Back on Monday though...and from Seattle! Have a great weekend!

Sasha’s finding iPad cases and loafers in LifeStyle

You do know she’s been f-cking him for a while now, right? He’s only agreed just recently to let her make it “official”. (The Superficial)

Many of you have written to request comment on this. My comment is this: I thought we were talking about Gisele Bundchen and then...realised we weren’t. (Dlisted)

Jakey rides to Jay-Z (Celeb|itchy)

Jessica Alba works out (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston’s double with Tom Hanks (Pop Sugar)

Charlize. Her legs. (Just Jared)

Scarjo kicks ass in a corset tied to a chair (Popoholic)

B.I.C. inspired diamonds! (Pink Is The New Blog)

Taylor Swift’s cuuuute red loafers (Trendmill)

I really don’t know about Heidi Klum’s red/orange/whatever colour carpet decisions (Go Fug Yourself)

Teenagers eating cheap food

April 5, 2012 19:58:35 Posted at April 5, 2012 19:58:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Clint Brewer Images/Splash

My friend Lorella emailed me earlier today with one of these photos attached and the following message:OMG. At first I thought this was JLo. God I’m so embarrassed for her. I laughed for an hour. Anyway, it’s obviously not JLo and the backup dancer, no. Here are Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber enjoying an economical picnic yesterday in LA. Full Story

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Weekly Live Blog - April 5, 2012

April 5, 2012 18:55:11 Posted at April 5, 2012 18:55:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks for joining us! Here’s what we’re working with today before I tap out for the long weekend. I’m spending tonight with Beyonce’s Tumblr. -Beyonce’s Tumblr-TV topics including but not limited to: Game Of Thrones, Mad Men, Justified, Vampire Diaries, Smash, etc and Chevy Chase -Jeremy Renner, Movie Star?-Beyonce’s Tumblr-Savages trailer-The Legend of Ryan Gosling-freestyleWe’re here for an hour! <a href="http://www. Full Story

Taylor will be OK. Blake might be better

April 5, 2012 18:38:27 Posted at April 5, 2012 18:38:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Chung Sung-Jun/Getty

As mentioned several times already, after screening Oliver Stone’s Savages a couple of months ago, Universal was so jacked by its potential that it moved its release date up from September to July, right in the middle of box office season. My sources told me during Oscar week that Savages is indeed very, VERY promising. Full Story

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You can’t be polite around Lindsay Lohan

April 5, 2012 18:18:41 Posted at April 5, 2012 18:18:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other. And he’s really, really into her. And he did not cheat on her with Lindsay Lohan. The problem with Lindsay Lohan however is that you can’t mess around with her sh-t. Like not even a polite greeting. Having bad manners is forgivable when they’re directed at Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

GOOP and the new mother

April 5, 2012 17:38:28 Posted at April 5, 2012 17:38:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Today’s GOOP is holiday appropriate - all about the egg: the birth egg. After all, pregnancy is the female obsession. True story:Our nephew came over last week. He’s 11, grade 6. The public nurse has been coming around to talk to them about their bodies and “hormones”. He loves this discussion, tries to bring it up in every conversation. Full Story

The B.I.C. is a tree

April 5, 2012 15:30:58 Posted at April 5, 2012 15:30:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not sure how I’ll be able to work the rest of the day. Because all I want to do is spend hours on Beyonce’s brand new Tumblr.So many personal photos. And video! Like this one: Remember when people - I guess they still do - insisted that that was a prosthetic? Please. Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Gwyneth is included. Full Story

Vanessa’s in Paris but not with Johnny

April 5, 2012 15:09:52 Posted at April 5, 2012 15:09:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny should be in New Mexico working on The Lone Ranger. His reportedly estranged girlfriend Vanessa Paradis meanwhile is at home in Paris, seen yesterday leaving Ralph’s restaurant after a meeting with French musician Benjamin Biolay. It was rumoured last year that the two would be collaborating on new music after Biolay said during an interview that he would like to write her a few songs. Full Story

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Jeremy Renner’s time is nigh

April 5, 2012 14:45:40 Posted at April 5, 2012 14:45:40
Sarah Posted by Sarah

If you don’t read my site, and let’s go ahead and assume you don’t, you might not know that I have a bit of a crush on Jeremy Renner. Or, more specifically, on his cute butt. Ever since his Oscar-nominated turn in The Hurt Locker in 2008, Renner’s star has been steadily on the rise, and now he’s poised to be the Next Big Thing with two major movies bookending the summer. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse - are you decorating?

April 5, 2012 14:32:30 Posted at April 5, 2012 14:32:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Prince Harry was spotted leaving a shoppe called Fake Landscapes in London yesterday. You’ll recall, it was reported last week that Harry’s moved out of his dad’s place and into a bachelor suite at Kensington Palace; he’s now next-wing neighbours with the Cambridges. So...Is Harry decorating? Making the place presentable?Very sensible to choose items that don’t need to be watered. Full Story

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Dear Gossips,

They made a big ass deal this morning over Ryan Seacrest on The Today Show on NBC. Since signing a massive $300 million deal with Clear Channel a couple of months ago, there’s been a lot of speculation about whether or not Seacrest would be quitting American Idol and taking over from Matt Lauer.  Read Full Intro