October 29, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2012 13:18:36 October 29, 2012 13:18:36

Lisa C! Happy 31st Birthday from Amy, your friend of 23 years, who said you’d be into some Stefan and Damon porn and definitely your #1 Zac Efron. Oh I think I see a pattern here. And one more thing - Julie and Matt and FNL forever. The Children of Inuvik are hoping to play… in a playground. Full Story

Friday, October 26, 2012

Dear Gossips,

PEOPLE continues to release exclusive details and interview bits about Justin Timberlake’s big wedding. Everything else up to now -- the jumping, the serenading, the me me me-ing -- it’s all been good for snark and jokes.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 20:55:18 October 26, 2012 20:55:18

Sasha finds non-Chanel blazers and Margiela X H&M in LifeStyle

KEITH URBAN USED TO LOOK LIKE THIS??? (Dlisted)

Christina Aguilera thinks I’m a “buttf-ck”er (The Superficial)

Jessica Simpson heads to the gym in Yale (Too Fab)

I like what Rachel Bilson is wearing here (Just Jared)

Um, this might be more classy than Kanye West’s girlfriend (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese Witherspoon goes shopping at Rag & Bone (Pop Sugar)

Jen forgives Brad on paper (Cele|bitchy)

Don’t get raped on MTV because they might say you asked for it (Crushable)

Sean Penn was giving Madonna the sex eyes from side-stage and now they might get back together...what??? (Celebedge)

What does this outfit say about the state of Julianne Hough’s career? (Go Fug Yourself)

Two days in a row from the California Paltrow-Martins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 18:48:16 October 26, 2012 18:48:16
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Splash

What? Again? Back to back? We’d go years and years before without a together sighting. At this rate they’re almost like Jennifer Garner on an Argo campaign trail. Except right now, at least I don’t think, there’s nothing to sell. Here are Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin on their way to school today with the kids. Full Story

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“Lady” humour, no “f” word

Duana Posted by Duana at October 26, 2012 18:19:37 October 26, 2012 18:19:37
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Kris Connor/Getty

And now, an open letter of love to Ellen Degeneres for this video. It’s four minutes…it’s worth it. Check it below: A love letter for the following reasons: she does not, in fact, do this kind of thing all the time; if she had a hilarious skewery video every week, it’d be one thing but this is more than just the latest Funny Or Die. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake jokes during his apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 17:50:35 October 26, 2012 17:50:35

Well, what else did you expect? He’s a natural entertainer! He can’t help it! When we deal with something difficult, we might ask for advice from our friends, family, right? If we’re in a dispute about something and a letter has to be drafted, we might ask them to read it over, and they would tell you where to soften, or clarify, or edit out completely. Full Story

Lie Down With Dogs, Wake Up With Fleas

Maria Posted by Maria at October 26, 2012 17:26:25 October 26, 2012 17:26:25

For the girl who is on a continual loop -- “I’m an artist” “I just want to work” “I’m a good person” -- a lot of sh-t sure happens, and often. Lindsay Lohan’s publicist, Steve Honig, has resigned. My first thought was, she can still afford a publicist? I was surprised about that, and I’m not being facetious. Full Story

The World’s Greatest Actor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 16:51:18 October 26, 2012 16:51:18
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Jemal Countess/Getty

This is the cover of the new TIME. TIME also hosted the Lincoln screening and Q&A with Steven Spielberg and Daniel Day-Lewis, the World’s Greatest Actor, last night in New York. So in other words, everyone else, all the other 4 actors in the Best Actor Oscar category, be like Jessica Biel at Justin Timberlake’s wedding: just be happy to be invited. Full Story

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The smiling Afflecks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 16:23:53 October 26, 2012 16:23:53
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Bauer, FameFlynet

The Afflecks went to Spago for dinner last night. They were photographed on the way out, arm in arm, and Jennifer Garner was beaming. She was beaming earlier too when the paps shot her out for a walk/run with a friend. And he was in good spirits as he took his girls out to run errands. No missteps here. Full Story

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Celebrity Destination Weddings: Jen & Justin next?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 15:57:13 October 26, 2012 15:57:13
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Jeff Vespa/Getty

(Lainey: Blake & Ryan were married in South Carolina, Hathaway & Portman chose big Sur, Justin Timberlake went to Italy -- the next celebrity destination wedding… Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux? I asked my friend Sara Graham from the travel presse Full Story