August 31, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2012 14:57:57 August 31, 2012 14:57:57

Angelica! Happy Birthday tomorrow with love from your “proud momma” Rebecca! I’m honoured to be something you share with each other every morning. Have a great, great long weekend! Congratulations to Alison R who is marrying Mouktar on Saturday! I’m sorry I wasn’t able to meet you and Dominique at the Faculty of Celebrity Studies in Ottawa. Full Story

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Dear Gossips,

“While privacy isn't expected, it's certainly appreciated."

Well, sh-t, I didn’t realise. Especially since I’m so intimately familiar with you in a bikini wrapped around your husband, and every other detail of your life that you so happily blast out on Twitter several times a day. Fortunately (but really unfortunately) for her then, I don’t actually care. On the caring metre, it’s the same for LeAnn Rimes the way it is for Jennifer Love Hewitt. Maybe even less. Because while trying to attract attention by dressing up as Audrey Hepburn and stalking Tiffany & Co is pathetic, it’s nowhere near as low as exploiting a trip to rehab for the same purpose.

Did you get a chance to watch the Opening Ceremony of the Paralympic Games? I loved the Opening Ceremony for the Summer Games. But I may have enjoyed this one more. On the production side it was a lot tighter too. And besides, how about Ian McKellen’s robe?

Also attached -- the legendary Arnold Boldt of Canada at the Velodrome today. I’ve lost track of how many Paralympics he’s competed in. Like, at least 6, right?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Winona at the gala

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 22:12:40 August 30, 2012 22:12:40
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Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

Two Winona Ryder posts in one day! This makes me so happy. Here she is at the gala premiere of The Iceman tonight in Venice wearing Dolce & Gabbana. In black of course, always. And so beautiful, of course. And so... delicate and vulnerable, again, of course. I am addicted to her face. Have been forever. Full Story

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Elizabeth Taylor’s dirty fingers?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 21:40:55 August 30, 2012 21:40:55

They’ve released a few stills from Lindsay Lohan’s Elizabeth Taylor Lifetime movie including a recreation of Ms Taylor and Richard Burton’s first wedding in Montreal in 1964. Look at her fingers. They always look dirty to me. In what world would Elizabeth Taylor get married with dirty fingers wearing all those crazy diamonds? She would NEVER disrespect the diamonds, are you mad??? Also. Full Story

Blue’s blue headphones!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 20:10:09 August 30, 2012 20:10:09
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Apple Martin wore pink ones. But how could there be any other colour but blue for the Blue Ivy Carter? The Blue Ivy Carter was carried by her father in New York today. He was protecting her ears for a helicopter ride. Hamptons? The Carters have been spending a lot of time there this summer, renting a home for a reported $400K a month. Full Story

Taylor Swift’s Lyrics & Words

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 20:03:02 August 30, 2012 20:03:02
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Taylor Swift was interviewed by Rolling Stone in advance of the release of her new album Red. The quotes that are making headlines from the article relate to her relationship with Conor Kennedy and what she said about buying a property on the Kennedy Compound - click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 19:35:29 August 30, 2012 19:35:29

Sasha Finds plus-size blazers and Kristen Wiig’s shoes in LifeStyle

I know you can’t believe this...but the tan mom got drunk (Dlisted)

Kanye West’s girlfriend’s not yet ex-husband’s herpes lawsuit (The Superficial)

Selena and Justin... omg don’t go, don’t go! (Just Jared)

Britney’s earpiece seems to be working well on X-Factor (Pink Is The New Blog)

Diane Kruger’s really cute Paris outfit (Pop Sugar)

Gwyneth’s trainer bumbles and fumbles her way around you being fat and pregnant (Cele|bitchy)

Mila Kunis’s super cute crop top (Hollywood Tuna)

The really gross way the tabloids report on the Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (Crushable)

I hate this top on Mandy Moore (Popoholic)

Totally meh about this Kyra Sedgwick outfit (Go Fug Yourself)

Slum Love recycles stripes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 18:05:39 August 30, 2012 18:05:39
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Jennifer Lopez’s tour stops in Miami this weekend. Here she is arriving at their hotel with the children and the entourage and the boyfriend, the back-up dancer turned “head choreographer”, and why isn’t he her fiancé yet, Casper Smart. Seeing his hand on her back is grossing me out. Full Story

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Leo swarmed as Tobey says I love you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 17:46:35 August 30, 2012 17:46:35
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As Blake Lively works on Gossip Girl in New York, her boyfriend from her last birthday Leonardo DiCaprio is also there, also shooting, in a different part of the city. This is Leo on the set of The Wolf Of Wall Street getting swarmed by autograph seekers looking like he’d rather jump into a dumpster. Full Story

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Blake’s Birthday -- a year later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2012 16:50:42 August 30, 2012 16:50:42
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TK/Splash

Blake Lively turned 25 on August 25 -- a Champagne Birthday! Remember her birthday last year? On Blake’s birthday last year, she was on a plane to Australia to visit then-boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio who was there shooting The Great Gatsby. Full Story

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Jim Carrey’s rebound

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 30, 2012 16:27:12 August 30, 2012 16:27:12
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I was a big fan of Jim Carrey when I was a kid. In Living Color was one of my touchstones, one of my earliest influences and it (and Kids in the Hall--hands down, Canada’s most important cultural export besides Strange Brew) was one of the first things that made me want to be a comedian. I loved Carrey on that show. Full Story

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