Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 20:59:43 December 10, 2012 20:59:43

Here’s a celebrity father who wants the world to see him in his underwear while his daughter holds onto his ankles (Dlisted)

LeAnn Rimes can’t stop talking about the time she cheated, can she? Or crying on TV (Too Fab)

Lindsay Lohan is a professional mooch and groupie now, congratulations (The Superficial)

Will and Jaden Smith’s new movie trailer (Just Jared)

Like the dress on Jessica Alba. But what about the messy hair? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Winslet wears a fascinator for the Chinese crowd - gold! (Pop Sugar)

Lea Michele on showing off her breasts (Cele|bitchy)

Reese Witherspoon’s husband and ex continue to stay classy (Socialite Life)

People still pay Carmen Electra to do this and she works hard at it (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Samuel Affleck’s grumpy face is so cute (I'm Not Obsessed)
 

Taylor kisses Harry and should we call her Yoko?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 19:28:22 December 10, 2012 19:28:22
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Wenn, FameFlynet

It’s not much of a kiss but here’s why I’m into it: This kiss says everything both about their maturity and the newness of the relationship. Think of the awkwardness of a fresh relationship. Now imagine that awkwardness when the two people are young and dumb and self-conscious to the point of paralysis. Full Story

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So Tired.

Duana Posted by Duana at December 10, 2012 19:11:46 December 10, 2012 19:11:46

Homeland Season 2 Episode 11 recap (Or:  The one where you could tell Claire Danes was pregnant) I’m so tired.  Aren’t you?  I’m not the only one, either.  I mean, the episode was full of tired imagery.  Carrie had been up for two days.  Saul was almost lying on the interrogation table. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: Barneys and Babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 18:02:52 December 10, 2012 18:02:52
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Keystone

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went shopping at Barneys in Beverly Hills the other day. According to the photo agency she was buying makeup. I don’t understand why Jennifer Aniston has to buy makeup. When she goes out someone does it for her. And when she’s not out to be seen, she probably has a standard go-to list of products she’s been using for years, which she can easily get delivered. Full Story

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Promoting a movie without Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 17:38:13 December 10, 2012 17:38:13
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Clive Mason/ Laurence Griffiths/ Getty

Last year around this time, Tom Cruise was promoting Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol with Katie Holmes at his side and on his side. As you know, M:I4 did very, very good business, and it seemed like, finally, Tom was over the couch-jumping. And in the dead of the night, she escaped. Since then, nightly news shows and celebrity-friendly publications have run slam pieces on Scientology, alleging that Tom has a freakish habit of auditioning his girlfriends and future-wives, seemingly no longer afraid of retribution. Full Story

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Boring Baby Name Brady

Duana Posted by Duana at December 10, 2012 16:10:31 December 10, 2012 16:10:31
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Splash

When Lainey pointed out that Gisele’s daughter had been born and named and we should probably address it in an article, I thought I’d be well-served to do some research. I swear I wasn’t looking for this particular information, but Wikipedia tells me Gisele has five sisters: Raquel, Graziela, Gabriela, Rafaela, and Patricia. Full Story

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Vito dumped Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 15:34:22 December 10, 2012 15:34:22
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Wenn, INF, Frazer Harrison/Getty

Last week Demi Moore was That Girl couch-dancing at a party in Miami embarrassing Lenny Kravitz. Click here to revisit those fontrummy photos. It’s a boner killer, non? And that’s exactly what happened. Vito Schnabel has apparently ended it with her. Full Story

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December 10, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2012 14:54:29 December 10, 2012 14:54:29

Becky! Happy Birthday with love from Lisa who calls you her fiercest supporter and the most wonderful friend. She’s lucky to have you, the roller derby girl, on her side. Have the best, best year ahead, and I hear you’re starting it off properly -- and sometimes the tea leaves are wrong and Jonas says Happy Birthday too but separately because she typed and they’re not one person. Full Story

Friday, December 7, 2012

Dear Gossips,

We haven’t talked yet about the Grammy nominations. Justin Bieber was left off the list. It’s probably the first time he’s been denied - anything - in several years. JB told Oprah during their interview recently that he wanted to win a Grammy  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2012 20:44:47 December 7, 2012 20:44:47

Duana’s name nerding Malik and Sasha’s finding houndstooth in LifeStyle

How come we consider our children’s feelings AFTER they’re born and not before? (Dlisted)

OMG Will Smith’s eldest grew up SO fast! (Too Fab)

Britney Spears has totally lost the ability to pose on a red carpet (The Superficial)

Jessica Chastain covers W Magazine (Just Jared)

Really love that lip colour -- is it tacky? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart in lace shorts (Pop Sugar)

Brange and their wedding bands (Cele|bitchy)

John Mayer = sh-t. Chris Brown = definitely diarrhoea (Celebedge)

The fact that this kid makes more money than Jon Hamm STILL bites my ass (IDLYITW)

Liv Tyler looks amazing at The Hobbit premiere (Evil Beet Gossip)

The teen drama is kind of gone…

Duana Posted by Duana at December 7, 2012 20:32:19 December 7, 2012 20:32:19
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Ben Rose/ Getty

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 8 recap I mean, of course it’s not; the CW exists because there are teen dramas abounding, and ABC Family is there to pick up where they leave off, but that year 2000 movement where anything with a teenager was automatically relevant and made what your show had to say not just a show about coming of age, but a greater treatise on The World and how Learning To Be In It was bittersweet. Full Story