Ryan Gosling, son of Skywalker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2013 14:39:30 July 25, 2013 14:39:30
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If Anakin Skywalker is Prince Charles, and Luke Skywalker is Prince William, does that make Ryan Gosling little Prince George? As you know, they’re working on more Star Wars movies. Episode 7 will take place 30 years after Return Of The Jedi. Latino Review Full Story

This could have been Como

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2013 14:19:00 July 25, 2013 14:19:00
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After publicly announcing their relationship, like, 3 weeks ago, Eva Longoria and her new boyfriend Ernesto Arguello went house-hunting in West Hollywood yesterday. Oh please. It’s a pathetic consolation prize for summertime at Lake Como. But after all that’s gone down, this is what she has left after US Weekly’s report last week that George Clooney tried to hook up with Eva when he was still with Stacy but she turned him down because Eva Longoria is honourable and classy like that. Full Story

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Prince George goes to Bucklebury

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2013 13:31:29 July 25, 2013 13:31:29
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Prince William and his Catherine took Little G to Bucklebury yesterday after the Queen’s visit. Their residence at Kensington Palace is still being renovated and besides, as a new mother, I imagine Kate would want to be around her own mother, which doesn’t seem unusual, not at all, although it might be unusual considering who she is and how it was done before her. Full Story

July 25, 2013 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2013 13:12:43 July 25, 2013 13:12:43

Courtney! Happy 30th Birthday! Are you celebrating with the Assassins? Congratulations on winning your division and finding each other. I’m posting your team photo before I post Leo. Because friends for life should come first, right? And for Lynn from Savannah – Happy Birthday! I’m sorry to hear that you and Articus are still dealing with post-flood drama. Full Story

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Dear Gossips,

“Come on, poppet,” said Prince William to Kate as he wrapped up their brief media session outside the hospital yesterday. Poppet! So that’s what the future King calls his wife. As I wrote yesterday, it was a perfectly executed, flawless presentation, from the timing – allowing UK broadcasters to report on the late night news and US broadcasters to lead with the story on the evening news and the newspapers to be able to make their print times for today – to the simple elegance of it all to the relatability, as the photo of William’s relief in securing the car seat makes its way across the internet.  Read Full Intro

He Who Must Be Named

Duana Posted by Duana at July 24, 2013 20:05:13 July 24, 2013 20:05:13
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Okay, they’ve announced it. I actually thought it would take longer, but seeing as the Queen was out to visit them relatively early this AM, I suppose she approved in plenty of time. Even the royals have to move faster in a 24-hour news cycle. George Alexander Louis, to be styled HRH Prince George of Cambridge. Full Story

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James Franco on a plane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 19:01:21 July 24, 2013 19:01:21
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Have you seen Spring Breakers yet? I put it on my iPad for my flight from Vancouver to Toronto the other day. Not really the best idea. Watching it on one of the plane’s personal seat viewers is one thing. But viewing it from your iPad, with much better resolution, so that the people around you can see your screen if they’re looking, is totally different. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 18:21:37 July 24, 2013 18:21:37

Do breast implants require smaller bikinis? (Too Fab)

Dildos and extinction (Dlisted)

Aubrey Plaza masturbates to Brandy, what? (The Superficial)

LOVE Michelle Williams for Louis Vuitton (Just Jared)

The black cone bra in this spread is ridiculous (Hollywood Tuna)

Jimmy Fallon is a father now (Pop Sugar)

I am now more familiar with this dude’s dick than I am with parts of my own body, WTF (Cele|bitchy)

Look, the grossest couple ever is helping you kill your appetite again (Romance Beat)

Celebrity grills. And I don’t mean the ones on your patio (Hollywood PQ)

The Out List, the book (Towleroad)
 

Kate Winslet, villain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 18:13:26 July 24, 2013 18:13:26
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Kate Winslet is currently shooting Divergent playing Jeanine Matthews, her first role in her acclaimed career as a proper villain though you could argue that her character, Hanna, in The Reader might be much more morally sinister. Kate calls it playing a “baddie”, and she decided to maintain her distance from the cast just to make them fear her that much more. Full Story

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Detach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2013 16:48:53 July 24, 2013 16:48:53
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Now that I'm moving to Toronto, I'll be able to take my ma to the movies. The process of taking the Chinese Squawking Chicken to the movies is, I imagine, kinda like taking a child to the movies in that your selection has to be very particular. For kids, no violence, no profanity, etc. For the Squawking Chicken, we avoid the talky ones, because she doesn't understand the language and also because she hates when people are long-winded, which rules out dramas. Full Story

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