The Family F*ck-up was the first to strip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 14:17:48 August 24, 2012 14:17:48
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Of course he was. Would you expect anything less from our royal scamp? The UK Sun has now published the pictures of Prince Harry naked in Vegas, disregarding an order from the Palace to the British press, arguing that it was in the public interest to do so. Full Story

August 24, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 13:47:21 August 24, 2012 13:47:21

Happy anniversary Tanya from your gossip-loving husband Louis! Louis writes, “5 years ago to the day, I met my wife Tanya. On our first date, we had more drinks than a first date usually warrants and the rest is history!” Courtney! Happy 29th Birthday from Nicole who misses you every day and says you’re into Alan Rickman and Eddie Vedder? See attached! Have a great weekend! To Janine who’ll be honeymooning in the Maldives in November where Jacek and I celebrated our 10 year anniversary last November - we had dinner on our own in the underground wine cellar at Huvafen Fushi. Full Story

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Canadians, and especially the Canadian media, we are generally pretty soft about our celebrities. You’re...really not supposed to say anything sh-tty about them even if it’s true. Hypothetically, if one of our beloved hockey heroes were to behave badly at a bar or something, falling over and grabbing titties, and we reported it, the way TMZ might report on an NFL player, the outlet would probably get criticised more than the player.  Read Full Intro

Fashion Katie in the tents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 20:00:20 August 23, 2012 20:00:20
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I can’t wait for this. Katie Holmes will present Holmes & Yang for the first time at NY Fashion Week. According to Page Six the collection will be shown in the tents and that’s supposed to be a big ass deal. Like she means to be some kind of fashion player now. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 19:19:55 August 23, 2012 19:19:55

Sasha finds capes and bikinis in LifeStyle

Fake Harry isn’t even a ginger! (Dlisted)

Not really feeling the jeans and blazer look that Jeremy Renner’s doing here (Just Jared)

January Jones’s new boyfriend has been identified (The Superficial)

What do you mean “in talks” to return? How can Dory not be back??? (Too Fab)

Are you feeling Chloe Moretz as Carrie? (Pop Sugar)

A liar accusing liars of lying about her (Cele|bitchy)

Katy Perry’s studded hoodie (Hollywood Tuna)

Anne Heche is really good at smoking and brushing her teeth (Pink Is The New Blog)

Do you think Ashley Greene is sad that Kristen Stewart got caught?  (Popoholic)

Is she wearing flesh hose? (Go Fug Yourself)


 

Lochte goody-goodies Prince Harry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 17:57:38 August 23, 2012 17:57:38
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Prince Harry and Ryan Lochte both partied in Vegas. At one point they partied together. If I had asked you last week who would come out of the weekend pictured cupping his balls and bent over with his ass crack on display, what would have been your answer? The third in line to the throne or the Grand Poobah of Jeah? While Harry is ensconced at Balmoral waiting on Granny’s judgment, Lochte’s the one on The Today Show being all wholesome and snuggling puppies. Full Story

Bad Form all around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 16:20:46 August 23, 2012 16:20:46
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I love this proper rich people gossip story... So about Taylor Swift and whether or not she crashed Conor Kennedy’s cousin’s wedding - click here if you missed the article yesterday. Taylor’s crashing of the event was confirmed via Boston Herald by Victoria Gifford Kennedy, the mother of the bride. Full Story

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A Study in the Second Act: Kevin Costner

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 23, 2012 16:07:16 August 23, 2012 16:07:16
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He was one of the biggest stars on the planet in the 1990s, not only bankable as an actor but as a director, too, courtesy the success of Dances with Wolves. Through 1994, Kevin Costner was king. But then came Waterworld—at the time, the most expensive movie ever made—which was disastrously bad and while it has ultimately made money, it was labelled a “bomb” because of its poor domestic box office. Full Story

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On Lawless & Shia’s beef with the boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 15:25:27 August 23, 2012 15:25:27
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Lawless opens next week. I saw it in Cannes. This is when I started summer crushing on Tom Hardy mostly for his relationship with Jessica Chastain in the film. For everyone else Lawless is an old fashioned dick fight, all honour and testosterone. Somehow I came out of there having watched a modern love story set in prohibition times. Full Story

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They went to a sporting event

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 14:36:13 August 23, 2012 14:36:13

Oh God. Mila. Mila. What the f-ck? Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher watched the Dodgers lose to the Giants last night. The tv cameras cut away to them often. They held hands the entire time, even while sharing ice cream? fries? Whatever. You know for a dude like Ashton, that’s a relationship declaration. Full Story

Harry’s day of reckoning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2012 13:57:31 August 23, 2012 13:57:31
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Hot Harry who was caught on camera cavorting nude in Las Vegas has returned to London. As I first reported yesterday - click here for a refresher - the heat is now on his protection officers for completely cocking up the assignment. Again, it’s not that they could have corrected or prevented the behaviour but that they failed to conceal it. Full Story