Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 20:38:12 August 24, 2012 20:38:12

Sasha’s top mascara picks and new favourite jeans in LifeStyle

More Hot Harry? Will we get to zoom in on a freckle this time? (Dlisted)

My love affair with Miley’s hair continues (Too Fab)

Olivia Wilde in a black bikini (The Superficial)

Nicole Kidman in another pair of F-CKING KITTEN HEELS! (Just Jared)

Is it DKNY or is it Ashley Greene that’s the problem? Because these clothes are for... pageants and not carpets (Hollywood Tuna)

I think I might be a Twi-Hard for Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield (Pop Sugar)

Hugh Jackman Russell Crowe bitch-fight? Or is some tabloid idiot not aware that their characters don’t get along in the story? (Cele|bitchy)

Madonna keeps picking fights with people and ...are we exhausted for her yet? (Evil Beet Gossip)

Of course Jennifer Aniston wants to get married in a bikini (Celebedge)

Isla Fisher wearing gross satin shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

I would never trade her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 20:22:04 August 24, 2012 20:22:04

You know what people always say when someone’s an embarrassment? Can we trade him/her? Maybe this is just what happens in Canada. A lot of people have been doing it this week with the announcement of that engagement. You know the one. I’ve even heard Canadians suggest Celine Dion now and again. Full Story

Jon Snow and the Wildling in real life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 19:38:23 August 24, 2012 19:38:23
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TMZ has photos of Ygritte and Jon Snow a couple of weeks ago being all sweet and romantic at a London restaurant. Click here to see. Apparently they were kissing too. OK fine so they’re probably dating in real life but more importantly...do they f-ck in the story? I really want them to. Full Story

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Bradley Cooper movies with Asians

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 18:21:57 August 24, 2012 18:21:57
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The Asian guy in The Hangover was funny, wasn’t he? All ching-chongy and small dicky, like a buck-toothed little pet you bring with you to a party for comic relief. It was so great that they brought him back for the second one. I mean, what’s a comedy these days without a joke about yellow people with tiny penises? Bradley Cooper’s in another movie opening this weekend that (partly) relies on the same humour. Full Story

The Family Apatow

Maria Posted by Maria at August 24, 2012 18:12:36 August 24, 2012 18:12:36
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There’s a marked difference, to me, between a child star and a child actor. Miley Cyrus was a child star, Dakota Fanning was a child actor who became famous. I would count Maude and Iris Apatow in the child actor column because they only appear in their dad Judd’s movies (and their mom Leslie Mann is always their mom). Full Story

From Shame F-ck to the Parents

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 17:27:15 August 24, 2012 17:27:15
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Splash

Good God Mila Kunis. GOOD GOD. I posted yesterday about Mila and Ashton Kutcher at the Dodgers game the other night. They shared food. In public. At a sporting event. And if that’s not bad enough... THEY WERE WITH HER PARENTS. More photos have now been released of Mila and Ashton flirting with each other as her parents sat on her other side. Full Story

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Katy Perry kept it short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 16:50:23 August 24, 2012 16:50:23
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On August 13 I posted this article about how Katy Perry was keeping her daylight hours with John Mayer to a minimum. You know. She knows. Mila Kunis does not know. Mila Kunis allowed her shame f-ck to become her bonafide. Mila is dumber than Katy. Full Story

Lauren Conrad on books, portion control, and editing

Duana Posted by Duana at August 24, 2012 16:43:51 August 24, 2012 16:43:51
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I love people’s inexplicable celebrity follows.  They’re not crushes, they may not even be people you like, but you follow them without realizing you’re doing it, spit out  their resume without thinking every time someone idly wonders “whatever happened to”, and it inevitably proves to be embarrassing… As evidenced by the fact that I need to scream for a minute about Lauren Conrad. Full Story

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But did he dance?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 15:50:39 August 24, 2012 15:50:39
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As we all marvel at Katie Holmes’s lack of greed and Single Mother Courage, Tom Cruise is over in London working on a new movie. He was out last night to support son Connor who DJ’d a set at China White. Dad, please don’t dance, please don’t dance. He probably didn’t. Full Story

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Katie left with nothing and she wants you to know

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 15:15:39 August 24, 2012 15:15:39
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The Katie Holmes-Tom Cruise divorce was finalised this week. Remember how they were all like “we’re keeping the terms confidential” right after an agreement was reached? Well now TMZ has some of the details. Not surprisingly the information favours Katie, just one of three Yay Katie stories released in the last two days. Full Story

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The Family F*ck-up was the first to strip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2012 14:17:48 August 24, 2012 14:17:48
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Of course he was. Would you expect anything less from our royal scamp? The UK Sun has now published the pictures of Prince Harry naked in Vegas, disregarding an order from the Palace to the British press, arguing that it was in the public interest to do so. Full Story