Johnny’s exes: holiday coincidence?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2012 15:55:58 August 17, 2012 15:55:58
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Kate Moss and daughter Lila Grace are currently on holiday in St Tropez. You know who else is in St Tropez? Vanessa Paradis and her children, Lily Rose and Jack. It’s a common place to holiday (for rich people). Needless to say, I doubt they’re sharing a yacht and I don’t think they’ll be a friendly dinner, not even a run-in. Full Story

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Matt Damon and family go home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2012 15:25:15 August 17, 2012 15:25:15
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Here’s Matt Damon, ever gracious, at LAX yesterday and then arriving home in Boston later with his family. Damon’s permanent residence for a while was in Miami, then New York. Did we know though that he’s moving to LA? Am told that he and wife Luciana (Lucy) have bought a home very close to the Afflecks, like just a few doors down, and that after the kids do another year of school in NY they’ll be relocating for good to LA. Full Story

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The Master in Chicago

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 17, 2012 14:40:53 August 17, 2012 14:40:53

The crowd stretched down the block and around the corner, hundreds of people pouring onto Southport on a night when the Cubs weren’t in town for the special Chicago screening of The Master last night. People were palpably excited, checking and re-checking tickets, everyone worried about an oversell. Full Story

A great white dress and on fake hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2012 14:08:53 August 17, 2012 14:08:53
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LOVE this Giambattista Valli dress on Jessica Biel. Maybe even more than I did when it was sent down the runway. So much that that f-cking fringe doesn’t even bother me so much today. It’s the collar. It’s the lace sleeves. It’s the feather peplum which is a refreshing improvement on the goddamn overplayed feather skirt. Full Story

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August 17, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 17, 2012 13:53:06 August 17, 2012 13:53:06
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Ashley! Happy 23rd Birthday with love from Ava who says she fell in love with you at In Bruges and over your chair. She also greatly admires your work ethic and perseverance and would never have guessed about that shot of vodka - I do that too, and it’s been successful every time! And for Michelle who needs a lift - I’m so sorry that you’ve been waiting for so long for it to happen and I’m sorry it still hasn’t happened yet. Full Story

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Please. Stop sending me that Idris Elba link. You know the one. And if you don’t, consider yourself fortunate. Because it’s never, ever going to happen, even when it’s muted. All it does is remind me of the time he sang that song on the beach that I wrote about last year - click here  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2012 21:01:02 August 16, 2012 21:01:02

I’m surprised it took this long for the tabloids to drag Jennifer Lawrence into this (Dlisted)

Shia LaBeouf and something about a finger up the ass of Spielberg (The Superficial)

LOVE the styling of this photo shoot (Pink Is The New Blog)

Vanessa Paradis and the kids in St Tropez (Pop Sugar)

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t care about the Brange anymore...? (Cele|bitchy)

What we all need now: Kristen and Robert together again (Just Jared)

Miley cannot stop taking pictures of her new hair. I wouldn’t be able to stop either if I looked like that with her hair (Hollywood Tuna)

Beckham. In underwear. (Towleroad)

God Olivia Wilde has such a cute body (Popoholic)

Jessica Biel’s mess of hair (Go Fug Yourself)
 

Best Random Couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2012 20:30:44 August 16, 2012 20:30:44
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All these photos came up on the agencies yesterday... Random what? Apparently they’re doing some new talent reality show together. I didn’t spend a lot of time researching. But it was Nelly’s birthday yesterday and he celebrated with, I guess, his new best friend, Joe Jonas. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson or Ryan Lochte?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2012 19:45:07 August 16, 2012 19:45:07
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Ryan Lochte wants to be The Bachelor. Forget Ryan Lochte... Everyone’s trying to set up Robert Pattinson. The strategy when interviewing Robert Pattinson is to ask him how he’s doing. The strategy when interviewing anyone other than Robert Pattinson, women, is to ask them if they would date him. Full Story

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LA Lochte’s Hollywood premiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2012 19:10:01 August 16, 2012 19:10:01
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Ryan Lochte attended the premiere of The Expendables 2 last night in Hollywood. But not before shopping at Ralph Lauren on Rodeo Drive. Hollywood is his playground now.  As you know, LA Lochte is doing 90210 and wants to be considering for Dancing and The Bachelor. According to the photo agency, this dude he’s posing with is someone called Chris Harrison. Full Story

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Jodie Foster defends Kristen Stewart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2012 18:53:46 August 16, 2012 18:53:46
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Written by Lorella (Lainey: some of you have written to say that you don’t agree with the perceived pro-Kristen Stewart position Duana and I have taken on the cheating scandal and the subsequent cover. For analysis then on the Jodie Foster defence of her former co-star, I’ve asked my friend Lo to weigh in, as we have slightly differed on our perspectives of the situation although where Foster is concerned, I’m with Lo on this one. Full Story