Friday, March 23, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Every time Miley Cyrus goes to a party and poses with a penis cake, some friend of hers ends up selling her out. It’s the same reason Lindsay Lohan will never really stay out of trouble. And also why a casket photo of Whitney Houston was made available in a tabloid.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

March 23, 2012 19:18:00 Posted at March 23, 2012 19:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

GO UNC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasha found me some new shoes in LifeStyle

New Couple Alert (Dlisted)

That’s a terrible nail polish colour and an ugly ring (The Superficial)

Holiday ideas for Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes (The Travel Presse)

Ashley Tisdale wants you to know she has a really, really great ass in a shot she’s totally approved (Hollywood Tuna)

Emma Watson and her personal umbrella handler (Pop Sugar)

Tori Spelling is really fertile (Just Jared)

Cate Blanchett does not have LA Face (Cele|bitchy)

Katy loves Lana (Idontlikeyouinthatway)

God, even the way this girl dresses annoys me (Go Fug Yourself)

Peeta’s chatting up Julia Roberts’s niece (Celebuzz)

Double Single Rafa

March 23, 2012 18:46:57 Posted at March 23, 2012 18:46:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Brock Miller/Splash

This is for my cousin Cat who has also been training for the Boston Marathon after qualifying last year in under 3 and a half hours HOLY SH-T. Just 3 more weeks, right? And then you promised - take it easy!Anyway, Cat loves Rafa. Which means she’ll be watching him this weekend at the Sony Ericsson Open. Full Story

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Dog Days Are Over - Mad Men Season 5 Preview #3

March 23, 2012 18:14:25 Posted at March 23, 2012 18:14:25
Duana Posted by Duana

The wait is finally over, and Sunday is a two-hour reintroduction to the world of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce.  I am, like all of you, done with the wait, with the vague rumours, the speculation, and I'm really, completely done with features on what Kiernan Shipka is wearing.  I'm not sounding the alarm on the CHILL OUT SHE'S TWELVE but I feel like my finger's been hovering over that button for awhile. Full Story

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“His” artist

March 23, 2012 17:11:46 Posted at March 23, 2012 17:11:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Michael Rozman/Warner Bros

Carly Rae Jepsen is on Ellen today. Come on, admit it. You LOVE Call Me Maybe. Gawker called it the “new perfect pop song”. It is. So Carly Rae from Canadian Idol is blowing up. Thanks Justin Bieber. What? It’s true.Maybe it would have happened eventually but it wouldn’t have exploded like this. Full Story

Before The Battle

March 23, 2012 16:42:44 Posted at March 23, 2012 16:42:44
Duana Posted by Duana
Courtesy the CW

The Vampire Diaries Season 3 Episode 17 recapOkay, it's Mystic Falls Friday and all, but before we get to it, a little housekeeping.  Thanks for your responses to yesterday's article.  Click here if you missed my post on What Do Fans Deserve. Full Story

Working mom on the school run

March 23, 2012 15:47:54 Posted at March 23, 2012 15:47:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here's Sandra Bullock with son Louis on the school run yesterday. That kid is so cute. I feel like he's always the same size though. Blame Duana for this. As soon as she pointed out that Britney's kids seem like they never grow, growing became part of my awareness. Sandy's been in LA for a while. I'm told she's working on Gravity reshoots. Full Story

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Really have to see this movie

March 23, 2012 14:50:12 Posted at March 23, 2012 14:50:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Always forget how beautiful Jesse Eisenberg is and then really love when I’m reminded of it seeing new photos.Here he is shooting Now You See Me in New York with Isla Fisher and Woody Harrelson yesterday. Mark Ruffalo was also on set in the afternoon with Dave Franco. Obviously we all have to see this movie. Full Story

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Diane Keaton wants Ryan Gosling

March 23, 2012 14:11:57 Posted at March 23, 2012 14:11:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Diane Keaton was in Toronto yesterday and appeared on The Marilyn Denis Show. I can’t find any pap photos of her. And there are several pap agencies represented in Toronto. For some reason, I guess Diane Keaton wasn’t a draw...?Who doesn’t love Diane Keaton? As my friend Michelle noted yesterday, Diane Keaton is universally adored. Full Story

March 23, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

March 23, 2012 14:02:05 Posted at March 23, 2012 14:02:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 30th Birthday Erin! How’s Costa Rica? That’s not a bad venue at all to bring in a new decade. Amber awaits your return though so that your band duties can resume. PS. You have a great nose. I want it.  Full Story

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I’ve never heard anyone say about someone who’s had a lot of plastic surgery that “OMG the way they’ve  jacked up her cheeks and her lips like that is SO f-cking amazing”. Buuuuut... it’s showing up everywhere. The people who are doing it obviously think it looks good.  Read Full Intro