The Family F*ck-Up f*cks up again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2012 13:22:44 August 22, 2012 13:22:44
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Scamp! It was only a matter of time. He’d been so good for too long. He’d suppressed his true urges for much too long. He was well-behaved for ...too many months. Too many dinner jackets, too many official engagements, too much ... adult responsibility! And for someone like Harry, that sh-t is impossible to contain in Vegas. Full Story

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Every year, a couple of weeks before the festival, TIFF sends out a press release to announce its expected guest list. The 2012 list just came this morning and as my friend Mio just said, it’s a Cannes-kicking guest list.  Read Full Intro

What’s your TIFF 2012 wish for the Gossip Genie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2012 20:30:12 August 21, 2012 20:30:12
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Crazy Notebook fans will hope for a Rachel and Ryan reconciliation as both have films there. Twi-Hards might hope that Kristen Stewart will show up with Robert Pattinson by her side, forgiven. But, but, but... Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder are both expected ... It’s been 20 years. Like, almost exactly. Full Story

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The New Pussy Posse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2012 19:00:42 August 21, 2012 19:00:42
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Prince Harry was in Vegas last night. So was Ryan Lochte. They ended up in a pool together. Easy. I too wish this story would end the way you want it to end -- with Lochte’s legs wrapped around Harry’s waist. Instead, at 3am, Harry jumped in the pool with his pants still on and challenged Lochte to a breast stroke. Full Story

Are you flirting with the TSA?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2012 18:20:36 August 21, 2012 18:20:36
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Look at Jeremy Renner’s eyes as he’s waiting for the TSA agent to inspect his identification before heading through security at LAX. Is that a flirt face? Is that a let-me-charm-you-with-my-movie-star-sex-appeal face? I like that he’s not being ushered VIP styles through the process. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2012 17:44:13 August 21, 2012 17:44:13

A celebrity question for the All Time List (Dlisted)

How does Amanda Bynes still have her licence? (The Superficial)

Running in a bikini is always a risky move since, you know, you can’t control what parts go where. She however is holding it together good (Too Fab)

In case you missed it, here are the first photos of Kristen Stewart since the cheating scandal (Pop Sugar)

Blake Lively apparently gets distracted during some of Kate Winslet’s most acclaimed performances (Cele|bitchy)

Alex Pettyfer’s new look (Just Jared)

When your fake hair can cover your breasts and your breasts are fake enough to stand up on their own (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney’s weave doesn’t look so bad here (Amy Grindhouse)

Can’t decide if I like Christina Hendricks’s bag (Popoholic)

That girl who used to be on Gossip Girl who can’t be bothered to hem her pants (Go Fug Yourself)
 

I know my Mimi who wants her Lenny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2012 16:43:25 August 21, 2012 16:43:25
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As reported yesterday American Idol is apparently negotiating with Nicki Minaj to replace Steven Tyler. The people who run American Idol obviously don’t know my Mimi. Here’s what I wrote in the original post yesterday - click here for a refresher - in response to the news: Did they even consult with Mimi? Never mind the actual show, how will they even get through the seating arrangement process? Does Mimi seem to you like she plays well with girls? Girls who are younger than she is? And mouthy ones who like to stunt as much as the Minaj? TMZ Full Story

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James McAvoy lifting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2012 16:13:47 August 21, 2012 16:13:47
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Is that a keg? A barrel? I don’t know. Does it matter? He’s lifting it. He’s lovely. He’s gorgeous. He was in New York yesterday shooting The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby with Jessica Chastain. James is not coming to TIFF. Last time he came to TIFF we smoked out a window together and talked about his baby. Full Story

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Chris Evans’ leading lady is…

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 21, 2012 16:00:32 August 21, 2012 16:00:32
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Captain America 2 is casting its female lead, with the final choice said to be down to Anna Kendrick, Imogen Poots and Felicity Jones. That’s an intriguing list, not only for what it says about which character they might be playing, but what we can expect Cap 2 to look like. It’s shaping up to be a lot less “golly-gee” than The First Avenger was, with comedy veterans Anthony and Joe Full Story

Kristen Stewart: finally, some proper strategy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2012 15:39:22 August 21, 2012 15:39:22
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New pap shots of Kristen Stewart were released yesterday afternoon. And just in time for the Monday night tabloid deadline. Coincidence or conspiracy? Our friends at PopSugar have secured a premium 48 hour online exclusive on the images until Wednesday and then they’ll hit newsstands with the magazines. Full Story

TIFF 2012 - select observations about the guest list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2012 14:45:06 August 21, 2012 14:45:06
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Last year we had Brange and George. This year Johnny Depp and Will Smith. That’s a win when you can secure any two of the big 5 and both Depp and Smith were on the TIFF expected guest list released this morning. A few quick notes which, by no means, covers everything, but we’ll add to it later as we approach the festival: -Paul Thomas Anderson is on the list for The Master and, after the reaction from last week’s Chicago screening - click here Full Story