Oscar GOOP: defensive, too tanned, with Cam

March 22, 2012 20:26:12 Posted at March 22, 2012 20:26:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love it so much when Gwyneth features herself getting ready in her newsletters. But first...as she says...She must defend herself!GOOP is insisting she wrote her own cookbook. Whatever. Can we just talk about the Oscars and how her stylist put together her look? A look I called the Best of the Oscars 2012 Full Story

All that and no cover

March 22, 2012 19:48:36 Posted at March 22, 2012 19:48:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

God, Anna Wintour is such a mega bitch it’s...amazing.Here’s Victoria Beckham in Vogue this month, NOT the cover. Even though it’s a pretty long ass article. The kind of long article that usually belongs to the front page subject. The kind of article with the kind of access that, for any other celebrity, comes only with a front page guarantee. Full Story

Offspring Rock Band Part 2

March 22, 2012 19:18:45 Posted at March 22, 2012 19:18:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Part 1, please click here.I was just reading the Victoria Beckham profile in Vogue - that article is coming next - when I came across the most amazing detail:For Romeo’s birthday, as a surprise, the (Beckham) family took him to hang out in Justin Bieber’s studio while he was recording his Christmas album. Full Story

The ring got her a job

March 22, 2012 18:54:24 Posted at March 22, 2012 18:54:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Bauer, London Entertainment/Splash

For two months, Jessica Biel kept her engagement ring locked down, presumably trying, unsuccessfully, to secure an exclusive with a magazine. Then a change in tactic - over the last two weeks though, she’s been waving it around hard, most obviously as she was seated courtside at the Laker game on March 11. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 22, 2012 18:36:10 Posted at March 22, 2012 18:36:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha finds Jessica Alba’s cardigan and Posh’s swimsuit in LifeStyle

Katy Perry is Demi Moore (The Superficial)

Does how you name your baby make you more famous? (Dlisted)

Not sure if I agree about Katie Holmes’s awesome jeans, but, yes, definitely on the crazy eyes (Celeb|itchy)

Call Jennifer Love Hewitt for a really, REALLY good time (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole Richie in a bikini in Miami (Pop Sugar)

I like the casual outfit Freida Pinto’s wearing on this cover (Just Jared)

The body that Liam Hemsworth came home to (Popoholic)

So, yeah, Fez pretty much confirms he’s totally f-cking Minka Kelly (Celebuzz)

Jimmy Fallon marries Tim Tebow to David Bowie (The Daily What)

But, but, but...it looks so comfortable! (Go Fug Yourself)

What Do Fans Deserve?

March 22, 2012 17:43:54 Posted at March 22, 2012 17:43:54
Duana Posted by Duana
Frederick M. Brown/Getty

It's time to discuss that monthly thesis, "maybe Twitter is ruining society". Yesterday I saw @molls - who, if you didn't know, was an internet presence and writer with a big following long before she was the cofounder of HelloGiggles or a writer for 2 Broke Girls - tweet that “every time I go on the Internet I get my feelings hurt”, and that she's going to get hypnotized not to feel things. Full Story

Susan Sarandon had lipo

March 22, 2012 15:40:59 Posted at March 22, 2012 15:40:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a feature on Susan Sarandon in the new issue of PEOPLE. She talks about aging in Hollywood. You can read most of it here. I like the part where she talks about how there are a lot of guys out there who are attracted to interesting women. Because their mothers raised them to be. Full Story

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Rihanna & Ashton Kutcher

March 22, 2012 15:17:46 Posted at March 22, 2012 15:17:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Rihanna on Wednesday night after dinner. On Tuesday night at midnight, according to TMZ, Rihanna pulled up at Ashton Kutcher’s house. They posted a blurry photo of her in her SUV (with her entourage). She stayed until 4am. So, naturally, everything thinks they were f-cking. Why not? Single people f-ck each other all the time. Full Story

Get an even-clean with Bioré’s Combination Skin Balancing Cleanser

March 22, 2012 15:07:09 Posted at March 22, 2012 15:07:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Evaluating Porny’s baby shower

March 22, 2012 14:37:57 Posted at March 22, 2012 14:37:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh look. PEOPLE Magazine has exclusive photos from Jessica Simpson’s baby shower on Sunday. They’ve released one shot on the website as a promotion for the rest of the images in this week’s issue featuring Adam Levine and Blake Shelton on the cover. Which is why, as I reported Full Story

March 22, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

March 22, 2012 14:09:29 Posted at March 22, 2012 14:09:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jane! Happy Birthday with love from Amanda who calls you the most “supportive, helping, and loving” person she’s ever met and requested for you some Mark Wahlberg for whom you’ve been hard for ... 19 years? May the odds be ever in your favour. Have a great time seeing it tonight! Happy Birthday Louise! Here’s are your top 3: Colin Farrell, Matt Damon, Ryan Gosling although I couldn’t totally accommodate what Janelle was asking for - half-dressed in tuxedos - so I’m going with tuxedos instead of shirtless. Full Story