“Who Am I If I’m Not Tami Taylor?”

Duana Posted by Duana at February 14, 2013 21:32:06 February 14, 2013 21:32:06
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The decision over what to do with this Connie Britton New York Times article took up a lot of email real estate yesterday afternoon. Do you binge on it or do you wait, savor, only a little bit at a time to draw out the deliciousness of what feels like an actual, real honest profile of the woman everyone wants to be? That’s not just my interpretation, by the way  -- it’s half the premise of the article. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 21:16:43 February 14, 2013 21:16:43

Sasha Finds gorgeous capes and Gwen Stefani’s denim jacket in LifeStyle

A blowjob demonstration from a news desk in the Canadian prairies (Dlisted)

What do you call it when faux smut is created out of Photo Assumption? (The Superficial)

Eve calls out Britney Spears, sort of, but who actually thought Britney was singing anyway? (Too Fab)

Celebrity Valentines (Pop Sugar)

Happy Valentine’s Day from Ryan Gosling (Cele|bitchy)

Shockingly, these three outfits aren’t actually bad on Julianne Hough (Just Jared)

I don’t know who she is but I like her green hoops (Hollywood Tuna)

Um, this is supposed to be David Beckham? (Hollywood PQ)

Kate Upton can never get her hair right (Popoholic)

A Shame F-ck in pink jeans (Go Fug Yourself)

Drew vs Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 20:10:08 February 14, 2013 20:10:08
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Drew Barrymore launched her own wine last year. Because she’s no longer the quirky girl with daisies in her hair. She’s now great with a baby sling and a skillet, hosts dinner parties, and why not monetise that sh-t? Now the Brange is also getting in on the drinking game. As you know, the Brange are half French unofficially because they own a chateau, Miraval. Full Story

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Happy Valentine’s, Bear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 19:37:28 February 14, 2013 19:37:28
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JLO and Slum Bear hit up the Topshop party last night in West Hollywood. The dress isn’t very flattering but it’s better from the back. Hideous shoes though. Did you see earlier this week that Brahim Zaibat was featured in the new VMan? Click here Full Story

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The Witches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 18:50:05 February 14, 2013 18:50:05
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Oz: The Great And Powerful premiered last night in Hollywood. Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, and Michelle Williams, who play the three witches, were all making fashion statements. Least favourite: Mila Kunis. Whatever it was it looked like Marchesa. Ashton Kutcher showed up at the event too, only he tried to go undercover. Full Story

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Pippy plays chess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 18:12:27 February 14, 2013 18:12:27
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The official video for Justin Timberlake’s Suit & Tie has been released. Here are some of the highlights: - We are supposed to believe that JT plays chess before a performance, because he’s super intellectual like that. - The cigarette smoking as an image accessory: This is part of the new Pipsqueak aesthetic where the suggestion is he’s all back rooms and cool, old school and man, like he’s declared himself the new Tony Montana of the business. Full Story

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The Jolie and polish for boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 16:38:18 February 14, 2013 16:38:18
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Here’s Angelina Jolie with Pax and Zahara yesterday shopping in LA. Pax is now 9. Miss Z just turned 8. The twins will be 5 in the summer. The Brange no longer have any infants in the house. It should be time soon, non? The Jolie, as you know, is not exactly known for style. But all her kids have a certain sartorial flair. Full Story

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February 14, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2013 16:12:24 February 14, 2013 16:12:24

February 25th is National Cupcake Day in support of homeless, abused, and injured animals. Click here to register, then bake and offer cupcakes by donation that day -- with all proceeds going to SPCAs and Humane Societies. Full Story

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Every channel on every TV yesterday was on the manhunt. And I work in a broadcast centre. It felt kinda like...The Hunger Games. I mean, that’s what the story is, right? Suzanne Collins created a world that seemed very, very possible.  Read Full Intro

Mila & Ashton do the Beckhams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2013 23:15:10 February 13, 2013 23:15:10
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I call it the Beckham move. It’s always a hand on the thigh, possessively, when they’re seated. With those two, it always looks practised, almost calculated: You don’t even know how hot it is when you can’t see. Here are Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher at the Laker game last night. Full Story

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