Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 19:33:55 December 12, 2012 19:33:55

Duana name-nerds a sibling for Simon in LifeStyle

What to expect in 2013: Justin Bieber is a dick? (Dlisted)

Am I desensitised or just exhausted? Because I’m not actually all that offended by this Christina Aguilera look (Too Fab)

But does Starbucks want to be associated with that asshole Lindsay Lohan? (The Superficial)

Lea Michele looks really cute in this outfit (Just Jared)

Fresh SAG nominee Sofia Vergara carries a garment bag (Hollywood Tuna)

The Year in Celebrity PDA (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Chastain’s new boyfriend? (Cele|bitchy)

One of Amanda Seyfried’s Top 10 life moments: whiskey with Letterman (Hollywood PQ)

Jennifer Lawrence is about to get a lot more Twi-Hard hate mail (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Ricky Martin made me cry (Towleroad)

A Eulogy to Leo’s Sexiness

Dean Posted by Dean at December 12, 2012 19:07:38 December 12, 2012 19:07:38
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What is Leo’s problem? The NY Django Unchained premiere happened last night and if you flip through the pics below you’ll see Olivia Wilde, Jamie Foxx, even Christoph Waltz having a great time, understandably excited to be celebrating one of the year’s best reviewed movies. Then there’s Leo, Smug Leo, barely awake with an expression that says “fine, I’ll come out to promote the most creatively challenging role I’ve had in a decade and wear this gorgeous suit but do NOT expect me to smile about it. Full Story

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She totally wants to be there

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 17:50:55 December 12, 2012 17:50:55
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As you know, Victoria Beckham did not arrive with the other Spices last night at the premiere of Viva Forever. Instead, she was late and posed with her family on the carpet. Click here for a refresher. Inside though, Posh did finally join the girls on stage. Full Story

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When a Hero Cums Along….

Dean Posted by Dean at December 12, 2012 17:31:02 December 12, 2012 17:31:02

Sorry to interrupt your afternoon with some sexual awkwardness, but Nick Cannon has done something that we simply must address. Last week I wrote about how Mariah Carey loves to act sexy and sing about sexy sex but that her sex life still seems somehow unimaginable. Click here Full Story

This could have been Taylor Swift, remember?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 16:11:14 December 12, 2012 16:11:14
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Richie Buxo / Splash News, Larry Busacca /Getty Images

Here's Eddie Redmayne holding hands with his girlfriend Hannah Bagshawe last night at an event to honour Hugh Jackman. Eddie's not a regular on the gossip circuit so I've no idea how they met but it's likely been around 6 months or so because when they showed up at Wimbledon together it was reported as a "new romance" and besides, at the beginning of the year, he was supposedly checking Taylor Swift. Full Story

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Superman is super sad you guys

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 12, 2012 15:41:10 December 12, 2012 15:41:10

Have you heard about Superman? He’s like, totally sad these days. I guess that whole crab fisherman thing didn’t work out because he’s moping around, sporting a sadness beard. Superman’s beard is the saddest beard that has ever bearded. It’s practically having its own existential crisis. Full Story

Taylor & Harry: love in the English countryside

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 14:55:54 December 12, 2012 14:55:54
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Tom Meinelt /Splash News

Even if it’s not the countryside, let’s pretend like it is. Because life is a movie for Taylor Swift. And since she’s already re-created Dirty Dancing, it’s time to try something decidedly more British. Bridget Jones? Harry is definitely more Daniel Cleaver than he is Mark Darcy. Full Story

December 12, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2012 14:46:29 December 12, 2012 14:46:29

Stephanie! Happy Birthday from Gayle who requested for you a photo of The Notebook. I always loved that their clothes matched that morning when he asked her what she wanted. Did you know that she could not stand him at the beginning, in real life?  Full Story

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Dear Gossips,

What do you think Gerard Butler was thinking when he first read the script for Playing For Keeps? What do you think his agent was thinking? Or, do they expect us to believe that between their first reading of the script and the movie’s release in theatres, it all went from brilliant romantic comedy to one of the worst films of the year and it’s totally not Gerry’s fault.  Read Full Intro

Let’s fight about Annie’s dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2012 23:25:27 December 11, 2012 23:25:27
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Some of you love it. Thank you for your emails. More of you can’t believe it. And hate it. So we’re fighting. Because I am all over it. Not for me, and I would never, but I think that might be part of the problem. That when we dress-judge (a verb, which, has anyone ever used this term before because if not I’m claiming it!) we can’t remove ourselves from the situation. Full Story

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