“Lady” humour, no “f” word

Duana Posted by Duana at October 26, 2012 18:19:37 October 26, 2012 18:19:37
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And now, an open letter of love to Ellen Degeneres for this video. It’s four minutes…it’s worth it. Check it below: A love letter for the following reasons: she does not, in fact, do this kind of thing all the time; if she had a hilarious skewery video every week, it’d be one thing but this is more than just the latest Funny Or Die. Full Story

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Justin Timberlake jokes during his apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 17:50:35 October 26, 2012 17:50:35

Well, what else did you expect? He’s a natural entertainer! He can’t help it! When we deal with something difficult, we might ask for advice from our friends, family, right? If we’re in a dispute about something and a letter has to be drafted, we might ask them to read it over, and they would tell you where to soften, or clarify, or edit out completely. Full Story

Lie Down With Dogs, Wake Up With Fleas

Maria Posted by Maria at October 26, 2012 17:26:25 October 26, 2012 17:26:25

For the girl who is on a continual loop -- “I’m an artist” “I just want to work” “I’m a good person” -- a lot of sh-t sure happens, and often. Lindsay Lohan’s publicist, Steve Honig, has resigned. My first thought was, she can still afford a publicist? I was surprised about that, and I’m not being facetious. Full Story

The World’s Greatest Actor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 16:51:18 October 26, 2012 16:51:18
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This is the cover of the new TIME. TIME also hosted the Lincoln screening and Q&A with Steven Spielberg and Daniel Day-Lewis, the World’s Greatest Actor, last night in New York. So in other words, everyone else, all the other 4 actors in the Best Actor Oscar category, be like Jessica Biel at Justin Timberlake’s wedding: just be happy to be invited. Full Story

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The smiling Afflecks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 16:23:53 October 26, 2012 16:23:53
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The Afflecks went to Spago for dinner last night. They were photographed on the way out, arm in arm, and Jennifer Garner was beaming. She was beaming earlier too when the paps shot her out for a walk/run with a friend. And he was in good spirits as he took his girls out to run errands. No missteps here. Full Story

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Johnny and the scarves at Elton’s party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 15:15:31 October 26, 2012 15:15:31
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Elton John threw a big party to celebrate husband David Furnish’s 50th birthday last night in LA. Johnny Depp showed up. And can you believe it? I think he maybe only wore 2 scarves. Just 2 and not 5! Still, definitely 5 necklaces. And an assortment of rings. But no waist chains. Which is a bonus. Full Story

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Why Do Vampires Wear Helmets?

Duana Posted by Duana at October 26, 2012 15:00:30 October 26, 2012 15:00:30

The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Episode 3 recap It’s not just a cutesy question, although I assume the answer is to protect themselves from the odd flying wood chunk. Why do they adhere to any societal norms like that? Do they wear seatbelts? Cross at the lights? They do, right? I further wonder who’s the one holding the gun to these kids’ heads demanding that they finish high school? I mean, Mrs. Full Story

The California Paltrow-Martins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2012 14:31:34 October 26, 2012 14:31:34
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It’s been almost 10 years since Gwyneth Paltrow married Chris Martin. And in that time, especially after they became parents, they’ve been photographed together side by side maybe half a dozen times, maybe? And never, ever on a carpet. They are so vigilant about being photographed together side by side that Chris will often book it down the sidewalk, leaving his wife to walk on her own, rather than give up the shot. Full Story

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