Losing to the C List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 18:42:40 August 10, 2012 18:42:40
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US Weekly has a story about Lindsay Lohan from Tuesday night - she was at a club and Francesca Eastwood was there celebrating her birthday and some girl sh-t went down. Francesca Eastwood is Clint Eastwood’s daughter and she’s in that reality show his wife is doing on E! that I’m not sure anyone watches but that automatically means she’s a lower tier celebrity now. Full Story

Who Did Your Eyes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 18:34:42 August 10, 2012 18:34:42

One of the best pieces of gossip I’ve heard lately. I wish I could have watched it go down. Wait, but now I’ve built it up too much. So I’ll pull it back first: this does not involve sex or cheating or secret gays or garden vegetables which means some of you may find it boring. But it does involve two celebrated actors, super powerful, super respected, neither of whom seem to be particularly vain physically beyond staying trim. Full Story

Real hair and spray hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 17:52:35 August 10, 2012 17:52:35
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John Travolta was at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association event yesterday with his hair all dark and thickly colour-sprayed to the point where it now looks almost Spock-ish. Juxtapose that with Bradley Cooper, the reigning underwhelming Sexiest Man Alive, whose hair is his best feature and... Does John want to strangle him out of jealousy or f-ck him from desire? It’s hard to say. Full Story

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Ryan Lochte: The Bachelor in green pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 16:56:15 August 10, 2012 16:56:15
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As Sasha tweeted at me yesterday - Please let him never stop being dumb. Please let him never stop being Ryan Lochte, our favourite dum-dum, as Tina Fey would say. Did you watch Ryan Lochte on The Today Show this morning? As soon as Ryan Lochte starts speaking, I smile. A wide smile. A smile full of affection as he tries to sort the verbs and the nouns out in his head, and given that it was a sweaty late night last night, remarkably lucid, although, if possible, he was actually talking slower than usual. Full Story

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Drew and Cameron BFF Baby Shower

Maria Posted by Maria at August 10, 2012 16:24:32 August 10, 2012 16:24:32
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Drew Barrymore is the cutest pregnant person; it’s like she and Reese are having an adorable face-off with their pregnancy style. According to US Weekly, Cameron Diaz threw Drew a baby shower last weekend and my first thought was that they must be as tight as ever because throwing a shower is the worst. Full Story

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Closing Spice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 15:30:59 August 10, 2012 15:30:59
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Victoria Beckham posted a photo of a tricked out mic on her Twitter a couple of weeks ago - click here for a refresher. I wrote that it was perhaps a sign that she’d finally agreed to perform with the other Spices at the Closing Ceremony. As previously reported, Posh had been cock-blocking the plan, not wanting to compromise her new Fashion Designer identity by reminding us that she originally arrived as a pop star. Full Story

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Brange Wedding: this week or next week?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 14:58:46 August 10, 2012 14:58:46
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As discussed yesterday - click here for a refresher - certain French media outlets are all over the Brange chateau in the South of France for a possible wedding there this weekend. Again, as also discussed yesterday, Euro gossips are about as reliable as . Full Story

August 10, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2012 14:39:30 August 10, 2012 14:39:30

Almond! Happy Birthday this weekend! I hope it’s a welcome distraction from what’s going on over there in Philippines. My best to you and your family and friends...including Melanie! And to Jenni from Julia - Happy Birthday tomorrow! Thank you for reading my blog for so long. We’ve been together for a long time, haven’t we? Full Story

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Great Gossip has prevailed this summer. And so far...none of it has involved the Brange. How’s this? Brange in the background? Well, not forever. More on this later. Robert Harting is one of today’s Olympic faces, not only because of his hilariously unforgettable celebration - the video is below if you missed it - but also because after winning gold in discus and celebrating in London, he got locked out of the Village when his credentials were stolen! Someone stole from the Hulk of the Games!?!? Also.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2012 21:01:09 August 9, 2012 21:01:09

Sasha finds celebrity sunglasses in LifeStyle

This Hot Bitch...has finally crossed the tweak line? (Dlisted)

Where Casper Smart wishes he was invited (The Superficial)

I hate these photos of Zac Efron (Too Fab)

SOOOOOOOOOO cute! Jason Segel and Michelle Williams hold hands. Also - her SHOES! (Pop Sugar)

The September Issue with Lady Gaga is...underwhelming (Cele|bitchy)

Ummm...Taylor Kitsch + Idris Elba OMG (Just Jared)

Great bikini print on Miranda Kerr (Hollywood Tuna)

Madonna’s pink wristbands (Towleroad)

Is that...neon yellow underwear? (Popoholic)

David Beckham being adorable with his boys (Go Fug Yourself)

JCVD is grateful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2012 20:00:56 August 9, 2012 20:00:56
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Look at me, I’m JCVD. That’s why he keeps kung fu-ing on the red carpet. And presumably why he’s doing the slap-the-ass dance with a metal sidewalk stanchion in Madrid...? I don’t know. I can’t explain. But I enjoy. In a can’t look away way, I really enjoy a man in all white spraying his legs all over a movie premiere, so grateful and appreciative that he gets to make the occasional movie now and again. Full Story

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