Smutty Tingles

June 4, 2012 19:04:02 Posted at June 4, 2012 19:04:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Even Drew Barrymore sells her wedding pictures now... (Dlisted)

Octomom and Lindsay Lohan will make a porn together one day. Wait for it. (The Superficial)

Looking for Jake Gyllenhaal? In Toronto he likes the Hotel Le Germain. (Just Jared)

Guys choose blondes in black dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

Horny fans make Benedict Cumberbatch giggly (Pop Sugar)  

I wonder then how Rachel Weisz puts up with Daniel Craig (Cele|bitchy)

Mimi hugs a fan then yells at her bodyguards for letting the fan hug her (Socialite Life)

The Italian Queen is the only girl in the world... (Celebedge)

Is there anyone who HASN’T taken her clothes off for Terry Richardson? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Tackiest dress at the Movie Awards (I'm Not Obsessed)

Eva & Ryan on holiday

June 4, 2012 18:03:09 Posted at June 4, 2012 18:03:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Exclusive Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling were photographed flying out of LAX on Saturday. They were headed for Montreal. This is not work; it’s a proper holiday. They’ve a rental car and specified they needed gps; they’ve been seen with a list of must-visit targets, and have been asking for food recommendations from the concierge at the hotel. Full Story

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Lane was always “you”

June 4, 2012 17:18:32 Posted at June 4, 2012 17:18:32
Duana Posted by Duana

Mad Men Season 5 Episode 12 recap There's only so long I can procrastinate before bellying up to the truth - I don't want to write this Mad Men recap, because there's little joy to be found, and because the show said almost everything that could be said, in a relatively dialogue-light episode. Full Story

Cut away to Emma Watson

June 4, 2012 16:53:50 Posted at June 4, 2012 16:53:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I love cutaways to Emma Watson during a live show. She’s either dancing or laughing or scowling and giving someone attitude but it’s NEVER BORING. Last night was no exception. Right off the top during We Are Young she was all over it. The dress is good. But it’s so busy I wish she would have chosen a pair of simpler shoes. Full Story

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The fourth (or new third) Child Of Destiny

June 4, 2012 16:08:45 Posted at June 4, 2012 16:08:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I really, really want Gwyneth Paltrow to join Destiny’s Child. Or maybe what she’s really after is to replace Michelle Williams. Here’s my G in Paris on Friday night with her best friend Beyonce and Kelly Rowland at Jay-Z and Kanye’s Watch The Throne. Kim Kardashian was NOT there. Full Story

Shailene Woodley doesn’t know

June 4, 2012 15:38:37 Posted at June 4, 2012 15:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

LOVE what Shailene Woodley wore at the Movie Awards last night. And then she went up on stage and goddamn I wish she didn’t. It was the Breakthrough Award. She was the only person in her category who attended the event. So... Her people don’t explain how this sh-t works? Please. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston goes first

June 4, 2012 15:17:23 Posted at June 4, 2012 15:17:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Kevin Winter/Getty

When Jennifer Aniston agrees to attend the MTV Movie Awards, it’s because they’ve guaranteed her a win. And not only that, a star of her stature gets to dictate when she collects too. This is why the Dirtbag category came first. So that she could be seated in the audience during the opening performance, take the stage immediately after the host’s monologue, be photographed with the trophy, and promptly be allowed to leave. Full Story

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Satisfied - Not Overwhelmed.

June 4, 2012 14:43:10 Posted at June 4, 2012 14:43:10
Duana Posted by Duana
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WENN

Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 10 recap I've always been open about the fact that I'm greedy where TV is concerned - the more episodes the better.  But I might be transferring to the 10-episode system.  It's like a roller coaster, you know?  The long pull upward  and then the big rush of going down - I can't believe we're already finished season 2. Full Story

A Blue Beret Day

June 4, 2012 14:23:20 Posted at June 4, 2012 14:23:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, AFP/JOHN STILLWELL/Getty

But the Queen was marvellous yesterday, wasn’t she? I don’t think I saw her sit down even once. Pretty sure those velvet chairs went unused the whole time. It was Her Majesty’s day for sure. And still, my primary focus on these events is usually Prince Harry. Because while everyone else remembers to put on the mask, Harry’s the one who has a hard time keeping it on. Full Story

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June 4, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

June 4, 2012 13:44:31 Posted at June 4, 2012 13:44:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marisela! Happy 26th Birthday! And Happy 3rd Anniversary of your Birthday Shout-Out! I know you’re at work right now waiting for this so here we go: your lifetime Derek Jeter. I love him too. Looking forward to your update next year. Good luck with the English major! And for Jen C from Gaby who will miss your celebrity gossip discussions at work. Full Story

Friday, June 1, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Am I crazy? Because I have never believed those stories that Prince Harry is actually the product of Diana + James Hewitt. On the contrary, aside from the ginger hair, Harry, to me, more resembles his father Prince Charles, and especially Prince Philip, his grandfather, than he does Diana’s secret lover.  Read Full Intro