November 19, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2012 13:47:50 November 19, 2012 13:47:50

Stacy! “Some Charlie Hunnam to set off your quiver meter. But the real present is your first birthday with sweet Baby Jax (the real Jax!). Happy Birthday from your sisters - Jill, Meggy, and Susie” "Happy 30th Birthday Carrie! To kick off your flirty thirties, I thought I would inspire you with some pictures of Jim Sturgess. Full Story

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Annie & Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2012 22:34:16 November 16, 2012 22:34:16
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Theo Wargo /Getty, Sharpshooter Images /Splash

Katie Holmes was on Jimmy Fallon last night to talk about her play Dead Accounts with really good hair and doing a good job of being herself as Anne Hathaway being her. Someone wrote to me earlier today that her teeth look dirty. I dunno, I zoomed on them and they look fine to me. I wonder though if it’s that so many of them bleach the sh-t so much out of their teeth that they’re making people with normal teeth seem other. Full Story

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Twilight’s last carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2012 21:36:34 November 16, 2012 21:36:34
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Twilight 5 is expected to earn between $140 - $160 million this weekend. So if you want to see Bond, do you look for it at a community theatre as opposed to heading to the super cinemas where Twi-Hards will have taken over? Click here Full Story

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Gwen & Jessica: Phone Moms

Maria Posted by Maria at November 16, 2012 21:05:34 November 16, 2012 21:05:34

Do you let your kid play with your phone? I do, and it’s become so bad that last night he hid my iPhone in his toy box. He’s sent texts, has called people and erased apps, and gotten it so wet it had to be replaced. All my fault, I know.  We are starting to institute a no electronics rule in the house after dinner, but seeing as we both, like, work in the real world, it’s a little difficult. Full Story

Photo Assumption: Slum Love & the Turks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2012 20:32:54 November 16, 2012 20:32:54
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WENN

Jennifer Lopez was in Istanbul yesterday and hit up a club with her Slum Love Casper Smart. I love these pictures. See how the Turks are NOT feeling the Slum at all? He’s shrinking into that couch. He’s about to disappear into that couch. He’s barely there. He’s trying to be there -- HI! It’s me! Over here! -- and the Turks are clearly not having it. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2012 19:56:04 November 16, 2012 19:56:04

Comparing Jared Leto to Kristen Stewart (Dlisted)

Owen Wilson blonde smiley son (Too Fab)

An expert predicts the location of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s wedding (The Travel Presse)

The Greatest Artist In The World is in Rome (Just Jared)

Ashley Greene wearing 2008 (Hollywood Tuna)

A Rachel McAdams birthday retrospective (Pop Sugar)

Princess Kate doesn’t like Kanye West’s girlfriend (Cele|bitchy)

You won’t be able to stop looking at this beautiful thing, I promise (The Superficial)

Britney’s fiancé is just realising this NOW? Please. (Celebedge)

Oh look. The great motherhood whitewash happens again (Evil Beet Gossip)

Tom Hardy wants some video game action, too

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 16, 2012 19:38:03 November 16, 2012 19:38:03

A few months ago it came out that Michael Fassbender had signed on to produce and star in an adaptation of the video game Assassin’s Creed. I fretted, because video game movies, historically, don’t work and I don’t want to see Fassbender suffer the same fate as Jake Gyllenhaal and Prince of Persia. Full Story

Swifty & Harry!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2012 18:47:31 November 16, 2012 18:47:31
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Bridow /WENN, FameFlynet

If I could script the gossip, it would be Harry Styles and Selena Gomez instead of Harry Styles and Taylor Swift. Because: a. I love cute overload b. I love hating cute overload after loving it c. It would make Justin Bieber CRAZY But no, while Selena was ensconced at the Four Seasons with JB last night, it was Taylor who supposedly hooking up with Harry backstage at X Factor. Full Story

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#JelenaIsUnbroken too! (For now)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2012 17:38:39 November 16, 2012 17:38:39
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Yesterday Selena Gomez was blocking Justin Bieber from all her devices which, amazingly, is not a euphemism for anything. A reader called Mrs P wrote to me the other day about her "idiot daughter (17) and her idiot boyfriend" trying to break up for the better part of a year as evidence that Selena and JB are the same. Full Story

Can James Bond really win an Oscar?

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 16, 2012 16:27:11 November 16, 2012 16:27:11
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Brendon Thorne /Getty

With a Best Picture field that can accommodate anything from 5 to 10 nominees, the last few years always featured talk about which of the more populist films could be included in the Oscar race. Last year the conversation revolved around Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 (no nomination materialized), and the field was expanded in the first place when The Dark Knight was so egregiously overlooked in 2009. Full Story

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