Smutty Tingles

March 9, 2012 19:57:49 Posted at March 9, 2012 19:57:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am waiting for Harry in Rio. This day will not end until Harry in Rio photos are released. He’s supposed to be samba dancing tonight. Please. You know.

Sasha’s finding a Revenge lace top and something to wear at Coachella in LifeStyle

Who’s grosser with a beard? Shia LaBeouf or Tom Sturridge? (Dlisted)

Would you leave your boyfriend Bieber with your friend Swifty? (The Superficial)

Oh the ways you can make money on Dancing With The Sh-ts (Moe Jackson)

The Jolie hides her leg behind her really shiny face (Hollywood Tuna)

Nicole and Baby Faith have the same hair colour (Pop Sugar)

Katniss goes to the mall! (Just Jared)

Theron and Skarsgard feels kinda like brother and sister, non? (Cele|bitchy)

Russell Brand or Ryan Seacrest? (Celebuzz)

Heidi talks about Seal by saying she doesn’t want to talk about Seal (Pink Is The New Blog)

Oh but this is a spectacular cape (Go Fug Yourself)

The Eveleigh

March 9, 2012 19:49:25 Posted at March 9, 2012 19:49:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have written to ask about recommendations when travelling. For a while now we’ve been thinking of a Smutty Travel section to the site. That will happen eventually. Until then, from time to time, we’ll post suggestions from different destinations. Keep sending your questions and I’ll try to get them covered as much as possible. Full Story

Shelfy’s ring for a bargain

March 9, 2012 18:36:23 Posted at March 9, 2012 18:36:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here it is. The engagement ring Justin Timberlake gave to Jessica Biel. It has remained unseen for a couple of months. So why the underwhelming reveal now? These photos which include a very clear shot of the stone are exclusive to one agency which is usually the sign of a staged situation. I wonder though if they decided on this route because a better option with a magazine exclusively couldn’t be negotiated. Full Story

Does red improve her face?

March 9, 2012 17:19:04 Posted at March 9, 2012 17:19:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan is back to red hair. It’s better, for sure, for her face. It almost mutes the sh-t that she did to it while the blonde was almost like a magnifying glass, highlighting the extremes: the lips, the cheeks. But is it enough?Is it enough to not be distracting?Is it enough to put her in a position of consideration for roles that are not “drug-addicted sister” or “hooker with a secret”? Is it enough to put her in the same conversation as Anne Hathaway or Jennifer Lawrence?To me? No. Full Story

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Chicken Fried X Factor?

March 9, 2012 16:38:20 Posted at March 9, 2012 16:38:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

God, how long has it been since I wrote about Britney? A while. Is it possible to have lost interest in Britney? I never thought I’d lose interest in Britney. But Britney’s last tour, the going through the motions of the obvious money grab... if there’s no passion from the performer, how can there be passion in the admirer? I need to believe that you want it if you expect me to care about it. Full Story

Becoming Peggy - Mad Men Season 5 Preview #1

March 9, 2012 16:08:52 Posted at March 9, 2012 16:08:52
Duana Posted by Duana

With Mad Men finally, finally at a reachable distance and with such a long time since we checked in with our crew at SCDP,  I wanted to remind myself where we are with all our characters. As always, I find Peggy the most compelling. Though she’s grown up over the past few years (we have no idea where season 5 would start, but I believe that birthday dinner in “The Suitcase” made her 26) she’s still an utter babe in the woods where navigating her career is concerned. Full Story

Redefining Tonto & Depp with Paradis

March 9, 2012 15:33:17 Posted at March 9, 2012 15:33:17
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Yesterday the first image from Gore Verbinski’s The Lone Ranger was released, featuring Armie Hammer as the Ranger and Johnny Depp as Tonto. I texted Lainey that I was into it and she responded that she was over Depp and his overly elaborate costumes and makeup, and that she thought the photo communicated a lot of Try. Full Story

Viggo loves Canada and Canada loves Viggo

March 9, 2012 15:08:26 Posted at March 9, 2012 15:08:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, George Pimentel/Getty

The Genie Awards happened in Toronto last night. Viggo Mortensen was named Best Actor. Of course he took the opportunity to show some love for his Habs. As always. And for Phillippe Falardeau and Monsieur Lazhar. I don’t think I have to say much more to those of you who are enjoying this? Enjoy!  Full Story

March 9, 2012 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

March 9, 2012 14:54:37 Posted at March 9, 2012 14:54:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dani! Happy 28th Birthday! And thanks for remembering about the Squawking Chicken. First time in London? OMG. I feel like unemployed and unattached might be the only first way to do London. Go say hi to Ffiona for me. And to M.A. who’s letting Dani crash - enjoy Jude Law by request! Goddamn he was pretty. Full Story

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Today is International Women’s Day. And I’m now the Team Captain for Mimi’s Walkers. Will you join? Starting today, I’ll be walking 8,000 steps a day for 8 days - which don’t have to be consecutive and are entirely arbitrary - to simulate and raise awareness for what a woman in the developing world experiences every day.  Read Full Intro