Swimmers in street clothes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2012 16:48:34 August 7, 2012 16:48:34
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Tim Whitby/Getty, PCN

I really like to not look at them when they’re nowhere near water if I can help it. Just... it’s so jarring when they’re in street clothes. By jarring I mean disappointing. For example - Michael Phelps in the pool? HOT. Great skin, good bone structure, strong jaw, intense eyes, great smile, the confidence is super sexy, and of course, he wins. Full Story

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Jennie Garth’s Divorce Thinnification

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2012 16:09:04 August 7, 2012 16:09:04
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Derek Storm/Splash

This is Jennie Garth arriving at Fox & Friends this morning in New York. Garth and Peter Facinelli announced their divorce 5 months ago just weeks before her 40th birthday. Well that must have been fun - a new decade and suddenly single and, well, of course, it’s what happens because it has to happen . Full Story

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The Young Bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2012 15:18:59 August 7, 2012 15:18:59
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Fame/Flynet

It’s one of my favourite Hollwood Sliding Doors stories: Natalie Portman was supposed to play Juliet in Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet. They wanted her badly. The problem: she looked much, much too young. So young that in the test footage, it was “obscene”, is the way Luhrmann described it. Full Story

Let them heal you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2012 14:56:55 August 7, 2012 14:56:55
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WENN

Robert Pattinson has been in seclusion since Kristen Stewart was caught cheating on him with Rupert Sanders. Pattinson’s film, Cosmopolis, will open in New York and Los Angeles on August 17. After the scandal broke there was speculation as to whether or not he’d honour his promotional commitments. Full Story

Johnny Depp: make up and accessorise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2012 14:06:01 August 7, 2012 14:06:01
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WENN

There was an Aerosmith show last night in LA. Here’s Johnny Depp showing up for Steven Tyler’s afterparty at Pink Taco. I guess that’s who he is now, a celebrity who goes to parties at Pink Taco. With 25 ropes and bands around his neck, several cuffs, bracelets, and rings on wrists and his hands, of course a wallet chain with a SCARF LOOPED INTO IT, oh and eyeliner too. Full Story

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August 7, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2012 13:44:40 August 7, 2012 13:44:40

Du! Love you! Happy Birthday! To Erica who is pregnant with twins from Kim your sister-in-law who admires your strength and bravery - rest, rest, rest while you can now...because there will be none of it when they arrive! Happy birthday and congratulations Meghan! You worked SO hard studying and it all paid off with a great test score and a new job to boot!  We are so proud of you! Love from Alison and Janet (with a request for Ryan Gosling in Drive) And for Giselle and Josh - Happy One Year Anniversary! And here’s the pretty, pretty Marcel Nguyen. Full Story

Monday, August 6, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Happy 50th Anniversary Jamaica! And what an asskicker of an anniversary gift too as, once again, you were delivered two gold medals and a crown to wear for the next four years: home to the fastest woman and man on the planet.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2012 18:35:11 August 6, 2012 18:35:11

How could these have possibly been mistaken for Beyonce? Those rings... are filthy! (Dlisted)

Am I crazy? Because I think Kelly Osbourne looks REALLY good here (Too Fab)

Why isn’t this person Lindsay Lohan’s best friend? (The Superficial)

Ryan Lochte and Nathan Adrian party in London (Just Jared)

I thought the spitter was Gwyneth Paltrow at first. Then... how could I? (Hollywood Tuna)

Bear & Bear are still together (Pop Sugar)

Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t...but these two aren’t girls anymore (Cele|bitchy)

Robert Pattinson comes out of hiding (Socialite Life)

There really is no other reason to wear this than to be talked about. I mean, we can all agree on that, right? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Alexander Skarsgard is ok with being alone in a new city (I'm Not Obsessed)

Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 4: How Skyler Got Her Groove Back

Maria Posted by Maria at August 6, 2012 17:41:24 August 6, 2012 17:41:24
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AMC

Walt and Walt Jr. are at a body shop picking up the white SUV (I think from when Walt ran into a car on purpose to avoid going to the superlab with Hank). The mechanic describes the car as sturdy, reliable and with lots of life left in it; that description triggers something in Walt. That practical car was Walt, not Heisenberg. Full Story

James McAvoy’s cut-off sleeves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2012 16:43:12 August 6, 2012 16:43:12
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PPNY /GSNY /Schwartzwald /Splash News, WENN

James McAvoy and Jessica Chastain continue to work on The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby which, to me, based on pap photos only and no other knowledge so, yes, an ignorant assumption, feels a little like One Day. Anyway, as you can see, their characters have an argument and he gets hit by a taxi but. Full Story

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