Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Hello Victoria, BC? The Faculty of Celebrity Studies tour kicks off a week today, Tuesday March 26, in YYJ! Enrollment begins now and ends tomorrow at noon PT and spots are limited. If you would like to register, please email [email protected]  Read Full Intro

Cupping and Ginger Beards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2013 20:52:32 March 19, 2013 20:52:32
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FameFlynet, Gareth Cattermole/ CARL COURT/ Getty

Am writing from LAX, heading home to Vancouver after a few days in LA. This was my itinerary, and I promise, there's a point: Last week we were in Toronto, flew back to Vancouver on Friday, arriving at 7pm PT. Twelve hours later I was back at the airport for an 8am PT flight to Edmonton only to connect to Los Angeles, to get here in time for a screening. Full Story

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A GOOP-less double date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2013 19:47:25 March 19, 2013 19:47:25
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FameFlynet

Where's G? As I mentioned last week  when Faith Hill and Tim McGraw arrived in London with their daughters, there would have to be a visit with the Paltrow-Martins. And here they are -- Chris Martin with the Hill-McGraws with his children and their children hanging out at the park. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2013 18:50:27 March 19, 2013 18:50:27

I don’t think Twi-Hards ever stooped to this... (Dlisted)

This is really, really embarrassing. More embarrassing that the dating portraits, maybe (The Superficial)

Eva Mendes gives the haters more to hate. But, come on, would you have preferred false modesty? (Too Fab)

Good GOD. Are these two for real? No more Super Bowls! You can’t win at everything! (Pop Sugar)

Jessica Alba is superior to Gwyneth because... she’s really JUST LIKE US (Cele|bitchy)

James Franco covers Bullett Magazine (Just Jared)

Rihanna’s badass stage coat (Hollywood Tuna)

Sofia Vergara says that some of the top designers in the world can’t deal with her breasts (Amy Grindhouse)

James Franco’s future Oscar winning girlfriend in Maxim (Popoholic)

Really not feeling this two piece trend (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Catherine’s white collar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2013 18:34:31 March 19, 2013 18:34:31
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Bauer, Mirrorpix/ Splash

Oh much better than that sh-tty ass St Patrick’s Day royal bun that gave me the swears yesterday. Did you take a good look at that thing? Did you see its shape from the sides? What kind of a stylist allows that to be seen in public on a princess? Jackie M wrote to me yesterday countering that a simple low ponytail, as I suggested as an acceptable and much less ugly alternative, would be an affront to a certain demographic. Full Story

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Katie’s Allure...is boring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2013 17:26:24 March 19, 2013 17:26:24

Katie Holmes covers the new issue of Allure. She’s apparently a beauty magnate now, the face of Bobbi Brown and, I didn’t know this before, co-owner of Alterna Haircare. Katie Holmes’s Hair, Real or Fake? I’ve always thought it was real. And even Caleigh Full Story

This Is How, by Selena Gomez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2013 16:20:19 March 19, 2013 16:20:19
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Kyle Blair/ WENN

A post-breakup playbook written for Taylor Swift. She tells Letterman she is “so good”. And I believe her. It doesn’t seem forced, there is no try, and if there’s any bitterness, well then give her credit as an actor because she’s convincing us she’s over it, in a way that isn’t defiant or resigned. Full Story

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Coop learns from Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2013 15:54:22 March 19, 2013 15:54:22
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Splash

Who must have told him, dude, stop with the women over 30, you know? They have thoughts and opinions, they’re too much trouble. Especially the actresses. The actresses bring drama. The models smile sweetly, and won’t give you grief, about much, and those bodies, man, those f-cking bodies. Full Story

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Game Of Thrones is better than movie stars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2013 15:42:45 March 19, 2013 15:42:45
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Covered the Game Of Thrones Season 3 premiere red carpet last night at the Chinese Theatre. The last time I covered a movie carpet at the Chinese Theatre it was Gangster Squad in January. The carpet was easily 4 times longer. And with 4 times LESS people. Or more. You can imagine how long the cast list was last night for GoT, right? We’ve been conditioned at these events to expect that they’ll arrive just before the start of the screening and not stop and make you feel that they’re doing you a favour by showing up and talking. Full Story

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Puppies & Tom to the rescue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2013 14:37:33 March 19, 2013 14:37:33
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JB Nicholas/ Splash

I am in a rage this morning. There is nothing more infuriating than waking up in a hotel room at 5am to sh-tty internet. Oh no, wait. I know what’s more infuriating. What’s more infuriating is calling the front desk and being told that, yeah, it’s normal, our internet service goes up and down all the time in the same tone of voice you might say good morning to someone. Full Story

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