Porny didn’t push

May 30, 2012 14:59:49 Posted at May 30, 2012 14:59:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As expected, PEOPLE Magazine outbid everyone else for the first photos of Jessica Simpson’s baby Maxwell Drew. There’s also an exclusive interview. Since everyone goes crazy over babies and everything baby-related these days, they expect this to be a big seller which is why Maxwell’s first job as a Baby Pimp earned her mother a million dollar paycheque. Full Story

May 30, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

May 30, 2012 14:48:33 Posted at May 30, 2012 14:48:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Andrew H. Walker/ANNE-CHRISTINE/Getty

Petra! Happy 25th Birthday from Marusa and Katja who’ve requested for you photos of Bjorn Einar Romoren, Chris Hemsworth and child, and a close-up of Tom Sturridge’s current hair situation for you to enjoy when you come home from work. Done! And for Raine on your Champagne Birthday. Full Story

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you in the US returning from your long weekend. We posted on a regular schedule here yesterday - please scroll down to catch up on any stories you may have missed.

Am convinced that the purpose of Twitter is to make people feel old. When I fired up the Twitter this morning, still not quite alert, “Die In Your Arms” was trending. I suspect it probably still is. My reaction was, “OMG, Cutting Crew is trending?!?”

Obviously not Cutting Crew.

Die In Your Arms is the title of Justin Bieber’s new song...which, um, no, I don’t hate and if Tom Hardy asked me to slow dance to it I totally would. But it’s not Cutting Crew. Nothing quite compares to 80s cheese rock.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Kate recycles for the Queen

May 29, 2012 21:26:19 Posted at May 29, 2012 21:26:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WPA Pool/Getty

Ten days ago, Queen Elizabeth hosted a reception for world royalty at Windsor Castle. Princess Catherine wore a pink dress with a pleated skirt. Click here to see. The Queen’s annual garden party happened today at Buckingham Palace. And Kate wore the same dress. Full Story

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Colin could have been Tom vs Jeremy

May 29, 2012 20:16:05 Posted at May 29, 2012 20:16:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ouzounova/Splash

Every morning I scan through photo agencies to get an idea of what I might want to write about. When I saw these new shots of Colin Farrell in Philadelphia yesterday I wondered how I’d be able to work Tom Hardy into a post about him... because this is what happens when you have a Summer Crush Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 29, 2012 19:47:06 Posted at May 29, 2012 19:47:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fried Chicken “breaks” are part of the deal (The Superficial)

How long before Lindsay Lohan tries to get in on this action? (Dlisted)

Serenity’s first F1 (Celeb|itchy)

Olivia Munn eats cookies. That is not a euphemism for anything (Hollywood Tuna)

Kate Hudson’s (temporary) goodbye kiss (Pop Sugar)

Kristen calls Charlize a “f-cking movie star” (Just Jared)

I need to find Halle Berry’s bra (Popoholic)

I don’t know about Nicole Richie’s leather bells... (Pink is The New Blog)

Eva Mendes’s leather swimsuit (?) looks really uncomfortable (Amy Grindhouse)

I LOVE Nicole Kidman’s hair here (Go Fug Yourself)

Girl Shit: Madonna vs Lady Gaga

May 29, 2012 18:33:11 Posted at May 29, 2012 18:33:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet, bo/Splash

You know what I always say: Girl Sh-t Is The Best Sh-t. It is the fuel of gossip. Girl Sh-t lives in the heart of every great smutty story. From the Brange-Aniston Triangle to all the Twi-Hard in-fighting, Girl Sh-t is pure entertainment and, ultimately, if you want to get profound up in here, Girl Sh-t is where celebrities are at their most relatable. Full Story

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Being with the Evil Queen

May 29, 2012 17:25:53 Posted at May 29, 2012 17:25:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

Charlize Theron left LA yesterday to make the morning show rounds in New York today. Snow White And The Huntsman opens on Friday. My review will be posted later this week. I saw the movie a few weeks ago in England while on the junket. We were about 90 minutes outside of London, a small town called Arundel, where stands an old castle that they used as the backdrop for the interviews. Full Story

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Let's Hear It For The Girl

May 29, 2012 17:11:56 Posted at May 29, 2012 17:11:56
Duana Posted by Duana
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Doug Meszler/Splash

Girls Season 1 Ep 7 recap We're back in New York - Bushwick, to be exact - in one of the strongest episodes of the season. Girls is, like any other show, finding its legs and what's important to its storytelling, and is progressing into something interesting, if not something new and never seen before. Full Story

Is this Johanna Mason?

May 29, 2012 15:31:56 Posted at May 29, 2012 15:31:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

There’s a random rumour circulating that Glee’s Dianna Agron is a potential candidate to play Johanna Mason in Catching Fire, the sequel to The Hunger Games. Please note however that I can’t find ANY legit source to support this report. Dianna Agron? Would you buy Dianna Agron as the cunning, savvy Johanna? Maybe she’s been limited on Glee. Full Story

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Jakey’s holiday leather

May 29, 2012 14:30:49 Posted at May 29, 2012 14:30:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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INF

Jake Gyllenhaal did not get to celebrate the long weekend with his fellow Americans for Memorial Day. Instead he was in Toronto shooting An Enemy with acclaimed Canadian director Denis Villeneuve. Something about doppelgangers; Jakey plays two different men. Does the other character not have a beard? Melanie Laurent is one of his wives. Full Story

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