Smutty Tingles

May 23, 2012 20:00:12 Posted at May 23, 2012 20:00:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you getting married this summer? Did you put this on your registry? (Dlisted)
I suppose Fifty Shades Of Grey is better than getting pissed on (The Superficial)
Will Smith talks about the time a reporter tried to kiss him (Just Jared)
Having just seen this woman in real life, I can confirm, every inch of her is spectacular (Hollywood Tuna)
Zac Efron’s Cannes baggage (Pop Sugar)
Not having sex = gold medals? (Cele|bitchy)
Oh I can’t wait to play the Megan Fox baby-naming game (IDLYITW)
So I was meh about the new James Bond trailer ...(Hollywood PQ)
How do these girls do the bra-less thing? I would be in such pain all the time. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Natalie Portman, gunslinger (Pink Is The New Blog)

Slumjob reality show

May 23, 2012 19:00:49 Posted at May 23, 2012 19:00:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ojani Noa and Cris Judd must be so bitter that they hooked up too early with Jennifer Lopez, before the explosion of reality television. Page Six reports that JLo has signed with Oxygen for a reality show featuring her backup dancer boyfriend in his role as “head choreographer” on her tour. Full Story

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Born to be Material

May 23, 2012 18:00:20 Posted at May 23, 2012 18:00:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna and daughter Lourdes today announced that Georgia May Jagger, daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, is the new global face of their Material Girl clothing line. Georgia follows Kelly Osbourne, daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, in the position. Kelly followed Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl who headlines her own band. Full Story

The Great Gatsby First Trailer

May 23, 2012 17:00:36 Posted at May 23, 2012 17:00:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A teaser for The Master was released the other day, now The Great Gatsby, and I wonder if we’ll be getting something soon from Les Miserables, or perhaps even Django Unchained, seeing as some of the early hyped so-called award contenders seem to be flexing themselves this week. Many of you have written asking for commentary on the first preview for Baz Luhrmann’s 3D remake. Full Story

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Kristen Stewart’s great start to Cannes

May 23, 2012 16:36:02 Posted at May 23, 2012 16:36:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, ALBERTO PIZZOLI/Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

YES.That Marchesa she wore at the London premiere of Snow White And The Huntsman was horsesh-t. Click here if you need a reminder and want to shudder. But I wondered at the time if she was saving her load for her first splash at Cannes. Check out Stewart at the On The Road photo call today in Balenciaga pants. Full Story

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If Gwyneth ranked her friends

May 23, 2012 16:08:33 Posted at May 23, 2012 16:08:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, WeirPhotos/Splash

Gwyneth couldn’t hold Cameron Diaz’s hand last night for too long because she had to hang out with former President Bill Clinton at the Clinton Foundation Millennium Network in London. She wore a f-cking AMAZING white brocade-ish (can we call it that? or is it more like lace overlay?) situation over white tuxedo pants. Full Story

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The First SMUT Vancouver

May 23, 2012 15:35:47 Posted at May 23, 2012 15:35:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Vancouver!We’ve been doing the SMUT Soiree with The Society for six years now (soon to be seven) in Toronto. This year, for the first time, it’s happening in Vancouver too!The inaugural SMUT Soiree West Coast edition takes place on Thursday, June 7th. There will be dish and there will be dirt, and we’d love for you to join us. Full Story

A Porn-less Pitt Carpet

May 23, 2012 14:53:22 Posted at May 23, 2012 14:53:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, Fame/Flynet

As we all know by now, the Jolie wasn’t with Brad Pitt at the Killing Them Softly premiere last night. We’ll get to that in a minute. Without Angelina, Brad stayed close to his team, preferring to pose with them in a group instead of alone. Not that he blended in...He was definitely the leader. They moved when he moved. Full Story

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Please don’t come here

May 23, 2012 14:02:58 Posted at May 23, 2012 14:02:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz looked great last night in London at the premiere and after party for What To Expect When You’re Expecting which...I mean I guess they think they can make back some money overseas? At what point, as a studio, do you just eat it and cut off all further marketing expenditures because you know your movie is that sh-t?Anyway, I love her pantsuit. Full Story

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Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt

May 23, 2012 13:44:00 Posted at May 23, 2012 13:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. Those who are expected to pose for photographers are gathered at the base of runway, facing the steps, to wait for instruction on when to proceed. Full Story

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May 23, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

May 23, 2012 13:29:23 Posted at May 23, 2012 13:29:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lenna! Good luck defending your master’s thesis. Jen is so proud of you as you make your way to the University of Georgia next week to join the PhD program in Sociology. By request, here are Norman Reedus, Liev Schreiber, and RDJ. LOVE your fantasy selections. And for Rebecca who’s having a sh-t go of it - Nell’s supporting you as a friend does: on the phone and with hits of Stacey Farber, Emily Blunt, Anna Paquin, and Alexander Skarsgard. Full Story