Smutty Tingles

March 7, 2012 19:50:48 Posted at March 7, 2012 19:50:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am OBSESSED with this. And I’d be terrified to have it done for myself (Dlisted)

Lindsay Lohan’s begging to get f-cked by this gross friend of Jennifer Aniston (The Superficial)

Um, Nikki Reed is singing with her husband now (Pink Is The New Blog)

Replacing Russell Brand with designer clothing (Hollywood Tuna)

Gwyneth’s great sweater to Paris (Pop Sugar

Uhura and Sulu (Just Jared)

Did Jen break up with Courteney for Justin? (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Kitsch - Texas Forever is real (Celebuzz)

Twitter’s purpose, once again: in bikinis at sunset (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Oprah interviews Bobbi Christina. So...we’re not going to address the fact that OWN has low ratings, are we? (Hollywood PQ)

He shaved for her private pregnancy

March 7, 2012 18:55:39 Posted at March 7, 2012 18:55:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sienna Miller covers the new issue of British Vogue. “On privacy and pregnancy”YOU? Sienna? The thing about privacy is that pregnancy is usually exempt. Have you noticed? One after another, celebrities are all like - my personal life is my personal life... BUT I WILL TOTALLY TALK TO YOU UNTIL YOU’RE NAUSEOUS about my doula. Full Story

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Wedding at Downton

March 7, 2012 18:23:50 Posted at March 7, 2012 18:23:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you haven’t yet watched Series 2, you may want to skip this article...SPOILER ALERT. I’ll give you a minute to click away.........................................................................................................................Series 3 will feature a wedding. The Wedding. And also Shirley MacLaine as Cora’s mother. Full Story

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Hello Harry? The Grimaldi Family’s brightest star

March 7, 2012 17:12:10 Posted at March 7, 2012 17:12:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While her uncle keeps his Prison Bride locked away in the castle, not bringing all that much glory to the family name, Charlotte Casiraghi is finally giving the Monegasques something to not be embarrassed about. Charlotte is Gucci’s equestrian ambassador. Here’s her first ad. And it is PERFECT.The goal, after all, is aspiration: presenting Charlotte, of royal blood, with a face that lives up to her grandmother’s aesthetic legacy, the embodiment of modern grace and privileged cool. Full Story

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Hot Harry’s dance video

March 7, 2012 16:16:31 Posted at March 7, 2012 16:16:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Hot Harry on Jubilee tour is a continuous gift. It Does.Not.Stop. Yesterday Prince Harry raced Usain Bolt. Then he held hands hugged with the Jamaican Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller. Harry is a good hugger. A great hugger. Look how he puts his entire body into it. Look how he wraps his arms around her like he can’t get close enough. Full Story

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Justified 3.8: “I told him the next one would be coming faster”

March 7, 2012 15:47:46 Posted at March 7, 2012 15:47:46
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 3 Episode 8 recapWe’re entering the home stretch on season 3. The situation in Harlan is heating up, beginning with Quarles’ gambit to make the FBI think Raylan is dirty. I’ll roll with this plot point but I must point out that in season 1, it was repeatedly stated that Raylan gunning down that dude in Miami made the national news. Full Story

Naked pregnant Porny is having a girl

March 7, 2012 15:25:38 Posted at March 7, 2012 15:25:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson’s Fashion Star debuts soon on NBC. She covers the new issue of ELLE to promote the show. AND she gets naked to do so. AND she even tells them that she’s having a girl.Well sh-t. Is the show really bad? Because goddamn why is she blowing her load? And how much money did she lose in the revealing? Or is this an astute downgrade of the greed? After all, she’s already signed to a mega $3 million deal with weight watchers after she gives birth. Full Story

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Dear Gossips,

As I was sitting across from Susan Sarandon the other day, interviewing her for Jeff, Who Lives At Home, trying not to fall on my knees and propose to her, I remembered she has a boyfriend who’s over 30 years younger than she is and wondered why it is that we don’t hold it against her. Is it because, even though there’s an age gap, the man she’s spending time with was already a man when they met?

Susan is 66. And still as sexy as she was in Bull Durham. And really sensitive and smart and... a real person who has conversations with people. Celebrities can be disappointing, often. The great thing about the great ones is that you know already that they would never. There’s no question; it would never happen; Meryl Streep would never fall short of your expectations.

Several new collections from Paris Fashion Week were posted to LifeStyle last night and this morning. Keep checking the page for more and also Hayley’s article on how to fuel for morning training.

Yours in gossip,


Everything in Lohan perspective

March 6, 2012 21:19:40 Posted at March 6, 2012 21:19:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Earlier today, Michael K at Dlisted posted these photos of Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan. Harry was horrifyingly mistaken for Lohan. Debbie Harry, by the way, is 66. Lindsay Lohan is 25. And then there’s Tara Reid...There was a time when it couldn’t get worse than Tara Reid. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 6, 2012 20:03:39 Posted at March 6, 2012 20:03:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How Tina Fey’s kids saved her from Lindsay Lohan (The Superficial)
Is this a compliment or an insult? And for whom? (Dlisted)
Damn. Pretend Face is getting more and more pretend... (Celeb|itchy)

I agree. Vanessa Hudgens really doesn’t look great as a blonde (Hollywood Tuna)
Who’s in Kristen Stewart’s entourage? Is it a regular thing now? (Pop Sugar)
Granny heads home in leather pants (Just Jared)
Jessica Alba looks so much better to me in multi colour jeans than all gussied up for the front row (Popoholic)
Gwyneth Paltrow is...self aware? (Amy Grindhouse)
Meta meta meta - portrait of the Artiste as another Artiste (Towleroad)
I love this on Florence Welch. And I love that I only love it on Florence Welch (Go Fug Yourself)

Meryl Streep & Rush Limbaugh

March 6, 2012 19:15:19 Posted at March 6, 2012 19:15:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s been exactly 10 days since she won her third Oscar. Here’s Meryl Streep was in Japan today to promote The Iron Lady.March is Women’s History Month in the US. Thursday is International Women’s Day. When Streep came backstage last Sunday to the press room, she was asked about the National Women’s History Museum and she spoke on the subject with such passion and commitment, it was obvious what matters more to her in the end. Full Story

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