Daniel Craig’s Dragon Drama

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 31, 2013 16:55:17 January 31, 2013 16:55:17

Despite generally positive reviews and five Oscar nominations, the English-language adaptation of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo didn’t bowl over the box office. Still, Sony announced they would go ahead with the sequels, which to me was always the point of remaking the Swedish films anyway. Full Story

When Porny’s life was over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2013 16:22:14 January 31, 2013 16:22:14

Have you seen the Jennifer Hudson-Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers commercial? Does it feel like it’s been on a lot lately? The more it’s on, the more I obsess about whether or not they were actually together. They totally weren’t together. Look at how awkward that is -- when they meet on the corner and awkwardly nod, say nothing, and then walk inside. Full Story

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TV Show About a Movie Star Now Becoming a Movie

Maria Posted by Maria at January 31, 2013 15:51:56 January 31, 2013 15:51:56
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Entourage, like its HBO predecessor Sex and the City, is being turned into a movie. Great, so are the boys going to Abu Dhabi too? Entourage gave us douchebags before douchebags took over reality tv. The show was supposed to be super insider-y, but even someone with a passing interest in pop culture would understand most of the references. Full Story

Beckhams in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2013 15:25:15 January 31, 2013 15:25:15
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David Beckham is currently at a hospital in Paris where he’s undergoing physical evaluation, a formality before the announcement -- Becks will play for Paris Saint-Germain, back in Europe to end his career. A press conference will follow shortly. And, as you would expect, already the British are sh-tting on the move as a purely commercial endeavour, for both the club and Becks. Full Story

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January 31, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2013 14:59:39 January 31, 2013 14:59:39
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Tina! Happy Birthday! By request, here are a few pretty pictures of Robert Pattinson at the NY premiere of Cosmopolis. And for “Frankie” from Steev -- Happy 30th Birthday! Yes, of course, go get sloppy in Vegas -- it’s the only way. Until then, here are Maxim Lapierre, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Prince, always Prince, to toast your milestone. Full Story

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Was up until 2am last night finishing a book.  Not a great move when you're trying to shut down the final stages of the flu but I couldn't help myself. And I still haven't even decided if I actually like this novel.  Read Full Intro

Mimi’s mid-week exposure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 22:14:33 January 30, 2013 22:14:33
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I don’t know. I don’t care. It doesn’t matter. Just look. Look at our Mimi in New York today wearing... a sports bra and a long skirt under a leather jacket. Heels, of course. While a security guard holds her hand. It was a good day.  Full Story

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Katie’s on a losing streak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 21:19:37 January 30, 2013 21:19:37
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As you know, poor ticket sales forced the premature cancellation of Katie Holmes’s Dead Accounts on Broadway. It’s now also confirmed that Holmes & Yang, her fashion collection that debuted at NY Fashion Week in September, will not be shown at NY Fashion Week next month. No reason was given but, well, you remember what the first one looked like, non? Click here Full Story

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I love Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 20:01:49 January 30, 2013 20:01:49
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All Access Photo/ Splash, DAVID MCNEW/ Getty

If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they were homies in New York before she told him “Flattery won’t get you anywhere in this court”. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 19:48:28 January 30, 2013 19:48:28

Making LeAnn Rimes look a little less crazy: stupid, stupid, stupid (Dlisted)

As IF Kanye West’s girlfriend’s baby will ever step to the Blue Ivy Carter (Too Fab)

Miley’s exhibitionist yoga (The Superficial)

What is the advantage of putting Kate Bosworth on the cover of a magazine? (Just Jared)

Justin Bieber’s one time hookup gets the Terry treatment (Hollywood Tuna)

Clive Owen prefers Europe over award season (Pop Sugar)

Dakota Fanning sounds like she’s learning the celebrity script (Cele|bitchy)

Megan Fox looks really elongated here (Evil Beet Gossip)

Selena’s back selfie (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jesus. This may be the worst “90s cute” to awful, like, EVER (Hollywood PQ)
 

The erudite divorce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2013 18:59:23 January 30, 2013 18:59:23
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I don’t know what that is but I’m sure Ashley Judd would be able to tell me. It is sad, of course, when a marriage ends. Sometimes when a marriage ends, it’s also smug. Not us, but them. Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti announced their separation yesterday. They released this statement which she ostensibly wrote herself because she is so erudite: "We have mutually decided to end our marriage. Full Story

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