Best Undeserved Emmy Acceptance: Jon Cryer

Duana Posted by Duana at September 24, 2012 13:57:26 September 24, 2012 13:57:26
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Look, nobody doesn’t like Duckie. We get it. He’s sweet, smart, funny - and that’s before we even get to the fact that he, by all accounts, kept showing up for work on Two and a Half Men even when the notion of “work” turned into an utter farce. I suspected he was a good dude -- it seems like he’d have to be, to get through that kind of thing and still stay on the show (contracts help here, too) --  and then when he won, I was sure of it. Full Story

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The Emmys doesn’t know Game Of Thrones

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2012 13:40:54 September 24, 2012 13:40:54
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Was Kit Harington at the Emmys? I don’t know, maybe, I’m not sure. Because they labelled Richard Madden as Kit Harington in a few of the photo agencies so he could have been there and it confused them or he was never there but they just haven’t bothered learning the names of the cast even though, AS I KEEP SCREAMING, they never seem to have a problem telling the difference between every famewhoring twat who’s trying to get a proposal on The Bachelor, God! And just as I was moaning about the lack of couture and proper styling at the Emmys, here comes the khaleesi in Chanel Resort (from this collection Full Story

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Emmy Sames: Sofia, Christina, Julia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2012 13:29:45 September 24, 2012 13:29:45
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On the one hand, stick to what works, especially with that body so mouth-watering. That would be Sofia Vergara. But that doesn’t mean it’s not a little boring, right? You knew she’d show up in something like this. And it’s fine. I mean there’s certainly nothing to sh-t on, and I guess you could say I’m just stretching for something to sh-t on, but it just feels so the same and not that that fresh -- a shrug, which, if you think about it, if a shrug is your reaction to Sofia Vergara, well, something is missing. Full Story

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Worst Emmy Shut-Out: Lena Dunham & Girls

Duana Posted by Duana at September 24, 2012 13:18:21 September 24, 2012 13:18:21
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I liked Lena Dunham’s new haircut a lot more than I thought I did, didn’t you? I did think, though, that it looked a lot better in the nominee packs than it did on the carpet. The dress, on the other hand, not so much. The best word I can think of to describe it is “sedate”, which just doesn’t seem to fit for the woman who opened the show naked with a birthday cake. Full Story

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Best Emmys Torch-Pass: Mad Men’s Out; Homeland’s In

Duana Posted by Duana at September 24, 2012 13:02:12 September 24, 2012 13:02:12
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Two things can happen when a show sweeps an entire subsection of categories like Homeland just did: either fans who aren’t watching jump in and catch up on this new phenomenon so they can be a part of the club, or they sniff  that obviously it’s already “too popular” and agree to miss out. Full Story

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The Emmys 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2012 12:40:43 September 24, 2012 12:40:43
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Duana’s coming in later with some thoughts on the industry significance of the Emmy Awards. I’m here with the superficial. Like what they wore and why people in television insist on dressing themselves as second class citizens. The Emmys have the advantage of not being placed around any other awards shows; they’re not jammed together with the Golden Globes, the SAGs, the Critics’ Choice, the Grammys, and, of course the Oscars. Full Story

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September 24, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2012 12:33:05 September 24, 2012 12:33:05

I want to wish my JK friend for life the very best birthday ever, your first as a Mrs.!!!  To our mutual love of wine, java and gossip, many happy returns of the day, with love, Sandra xoxo. (Lainey: and see you both at SMUT next year?)  Full Story

Friday, September 21, 2012

Dear Gossips,

I still can’t believe the music they’re using as BACKGROUND on X-Factor: Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, P!nk, all original tracks... as BACKGROUND! That’s a lot of money. And, again, as noted yesterday, it adds to the production value.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 19:01:57 September 21, 2012 19:01:57

Sasha’s found a top that prevents pit-stains in LifeStyle

A mother who simply observes enablers and doesn’t actually seek to REMOVE them (Dlisted)

If I could blush through my Chinese face, I would during this entire video (Too Fab)

Britney is so boring on X-Factor, can we agree on this? (The Superficial)

Jude Law leaves dinner all grey (Just Jared)

I’m kinda into this Hayden P photo shoot (Hollywood Tuna)

Leonardo DiCaprio is still wearing 80s suits (Pop Sugar)

Katie Holmes called Tom Cruise an old geezer? (Cele|bitchy)

Twi-Hard #1 is sobbing something about Kristen Stewart (Pink Is The New Blog)

Jennifer Aniston blacklists her ma? (Celebedge)

I LOVE this whole look (Go Fug Yourself)

And finally...something to take you into the weekend for those of you who have not yet had the pleasure...

I miss them so much!

Hollywood Matchmaking: Jake & Jessica

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 18:15:07 September 21, 2012 18:15:07
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God Jake Gyllenhaal looked handsome last night at opening night of his off-Broadway play If There Is I Haven’t Found It Yet. I mean, I’m not into the beard, but even that beard can’t take away from how attractive he is. Speaking of that beard - while women may not be feeling it, do you know how much beard envy he’s getting from the men? Almost every dude I talked to at TIFF was all about Jake’s beard. Full Story

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Ben’s diplomacy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 21, 2012 17:34:34 September 21, 2012 17:34:34
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It’s seems a certainty right now, even though it’s early, that Ben Affleck’s Argo will be a legitimate contender for Oscar. He’s a skilled director. The actors are impressive. And the story is like porn for Oscar voters - that Hollywood had a hand in a dramatic covert international rescue. Full Story