Smutty Tingles

February 29, 2012 18:46:35 Posted at February 29, 2012 18:46:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha’s into a really cute dress and helping someone move on in LifeStyle
This is NOT When She Conceived. Which I revealed already this week. (Dlisted)

More celebrities should be saying what Reese Witherspoon is saying (The Superficial)

Those studs on Ke$ha’s face? I have them on my Converse (Hollywood PQ)

Olivia Wilde handling her own breast is supposed to be funny (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristen Stewart is SO pretty, even when she’s hung over and tired (Pop Sugar)

JLo’s insignificant other couldn’t talk his way onto this magazine cover? (Just Jared)

How old is Jessica Chastain? (Cele|bitchy)

Sparrow is wild, like his mother Nicole (Celebuzz)

Cindy Crawford can still model with the best of them (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What Martha Stewart and Antonia Banderas did in South Beach (The Travel Presse)

Blake and Ryan across the country

February 29, 2012 18:11:30 Posted at February 29, 2012 18:11:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds spent Oscar weekend in Nashville. They stayed at the GOOP recommended Hermitage Hotel. Am told by readers who saw them there that they were casual and “impossibly gorgeous” together. Also rather low key. No pap photos have emerged of the two (so far). And no paps were around when they were in Savannah, Georgia on another minibreak two weeks ago. Full Story

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GOOP and the new Spice Girls

February 29, 2012 17:26:50 Posted at February 29, 2012 17:26:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Obviously I LOVE this story. SO MUCH.Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, and Beyonce will star in a musical comedy called One Hit Wonders to be written and directed by Glee’s Ryan Murphy. Andy Samberg and the Lonely Island are doing the songs.Let me give you a minute to stop punching yourself in the face. Full Story

The Office is failing its characters

February 29, 2012 17:17:07 Posted at February 29, 2012 17:17:07
Duana Posted by Duana

So the announcement has been made that James Spader will leave The Office after the current season. Exec Producer (and Toby) Paul Lieberstein said this: “James always wanted this to be a one year arc, and he now leaves us having created one of the most enigmatic and dynamic characters in television.”On the one hand, this practice of making an announcement at the end of a season is kind of ridiculous to me. Full Story

Salon Quality Colour at home with John Freida® Precision Foam Colour

February 29, 2012 17:10:17 Posted at February 29, 2012 17:10:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole and nude underlay

February 29, 2012 15:53:55 Posted at February 29, 2012 15:53:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Grey Wasp/Blue Wasp/Splash

Here are Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, and their girls at Sydney airport yesterday. I’ve decided that a nude underlay with a black dress should never be attempted again. Also...why does she continue to insist on that f-cking kitten heel? It’s gross.Did you miss Nicole at the Oscars?I did not.But I do consider her Balenciaga with the red neck bow Full Story

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Justified 3.7: “If I was going to kill you, you never would’ve turned around”

February 29, 2012 15:41:47 Posted at February 29, 2012 15:41:47
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Justified Season 3 Episode 7 recapArlo is once again ranting about women. He is also calling out Limehouse in the middle of the night. He appears to have lost his mind.The dude who escaped the Oxy clinic/trailer in the previous episode is hiding out in Limehouse’s holler. Limehouse coerces the dude to inform on Quarles. Full Story

Taylor Kitsch will be OK

February 29, 2012 15:11:17 Posted at February 29, 2012 15:11:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Doug Meszler/Splash

John Carter opens next week. And, well, you know. You’ve see the trailers. It doesn’t look good. I hope it’s good and I hope it opens big, for TK I want it to be big, but the only reaction I received whenever I mentioned it in LA the last few days was snickering. Here’s Taylor Kitsch promoting John Carter in New York. Full Story

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February 29, 2011 - Smutty Shout-Outs

February 29, 2012 14:42:09 Posted at February 29, 2012 14:42:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessie!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY with love from Andrea. Make this week last for the next 4 years. I want more photos like this one! Ashley is a young mother fighting a very rare form of cancer caused by a molar pregnancy after she’d just had a miscarriage. God, sometimes life is such a motherf-cking bitch. Click here Full Story

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Was it a Victory Leg? Was the Jolie Right Leg thrust out in triumph? Jennifer Aniston’s Wanderlust earned just $6.5 million at the box office this weekend. Meanwhile, Angelina was happily holding hands with the Pitts at the Oscars, celebrating Brad’s nomination.  Read Full Intro

What is going on with you?

February 28, 2012 22:04:56 Posted at February 28, 2012 22:04:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jackson Lee/Splash

Johnny Depp was photographed in New York yesterday. He looks like sh-t. And I don’t mean his clothes because he’s always dressed like this but his overall general health. Even in the past when he used to wear his raggedy pants and shoes, even with the holes in his hats, when he was well, it would come out of him from inside. Full Story

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