The First SMUT Vancouver

May 23, 2012 15:35:47 Posted at May 23, 2012 15:35:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hi Vancouver!We’ve been doing the SMUT Soiree with The Society for six years now (soon to be seven) in Toronto. This year, for the first time, it’s happening in Vancouver too!The inaugural SMUT Soiree West Coast edition takes place on Thursday, June 7th. There will be dish and there will be dirt, and we’d love for you to join us. Full Story

A Porn-less Pitt Carpet

May 23, 2012 14:53:22 Posted at May 23, 2012 14:53:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet

As we all know by now, the Jolie wasn’t with Brad Pitt at the Killing Them Softly premiere last night. We’ll get to that in a minute. Without Angelina, Brad stayed close to his team, preferring to pose with them in a group instead of alone. Not that he blended in...He was definitely the leader. They moved when he moved. Full Story

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Please don’t come here

May 23, 2012 14:02:58 Posted at May 23, 2012 14:02:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Cameron Diaz looked great last night in London at the premiere and after party for What To Expect When You’re Expecting which...I mean I guess they think they can make back some money overseas? At what point, as a studio, do you just eat it and cut off all further marketing expenditures because you know your movie is that sh-t?Anyway, I love her pantsuit. Full Story

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Diddykins thinks he’s Brad Pitt

May 23, 2012 13:44:00 Posted at May 23, 2012 13:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I have not bothered to learn the reason P Diddy is here in Cannes. All I know is that he thinks he’s still the sh-t. As evidenced by his behaviour last night on the carpet at the Killing Them Softly premiere. The festival assigns staff to manage the arrivals. Those who are expected to pose for photographers are gathered at the base of runway, facing the steps, to wait for instruction on when to proceed. Full Story

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May 23, 2012 - Smutty Shout-Outs

May 23, 2012 13:29:23 Posted at May 23, 2012 13:29:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lenna! Good luck defending your master’s thesis. Jen is so proud of you as you make your way to the University of Georgia next week to join the PhD program in Sociology. By request, here are Norman Reedus, Liev Schreiber, and RDJ. LOVE your fantasy selections. And for Rebecca who’s having a sh-t go of it - Nell’s supporting you as a friend does: on the phone and with hits of Stacey Farber, Emily Blunt, Anna Paquin, and Alexander Skarsgard. Full Story

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Dear Gossips,

Tristan Ludlow came to Cannes. With a little bit of Miami Vice. Welcome back to those of you returning from long weekend in Canada. It was gossip as usual here on the blog yesterday. Please scroll down to get caught up. As for the status of my Summer Crush  Read Full Intro

Apple, Moses, and Uncle Jay

May 22, 2012 20:46:18 Posted at May 22, 2012 20:46:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Xposure

Gwyneth Paltrow took her kids to Watch The Throne in London the other night. She was joined by her children Apple and Moses. Because he’s their “Uncle Jay”. Which is what she posted on her WhoSay from the show: WhoSayPhotoEmbed.create({vanityRoot: "http://www.whosay.com/gwynethpaltrow", clientName: "Gwyneth Paltrow", vanityLink: "http://www. Full Story

Famous Skanks and Old Rich Men

May 22, 2012 19:49:30 Posted at May 22, 2012 19:49:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I know you don't care about Tara Reid. But this article is about more than Tara Reid. This is the flavour of Cannes. Of a certain society.  Tara Reid is here with Fawaz Gruosi. He's the top dude at the Di Grisogono jewellery group. Like, they're girlfriend/boyfriend now. He's supposedly in his 60s. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

May 22, 2012 18:45:22 Posted at May 22, 2012 18:45:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sorry I’m taking so long with the Tom Hardy post. The schedule has been busy the last couple of days and I need to collect my thoughts and it’s the kind of article that requires a good block of time to properly write it. Not that I want to build it up or anything. I don’t. It’s not that important. Just know that the beard does not bother me. Especially when he’s moving around in really great jeans. Also re: Hardy and Jessica Chastain in Lawless - they might be my Ryan and Rachel in The Notebook. So there’s that. I really need to kill this crush.
 
Heads up Vancouver - SMUT is coming on June 7th. Save the date now, and I’ll post the details for you tomorrow.

 
Cheryl Cole is a dumb f-ck (The Superficial)
 
Rufus isn’t good enough for Lindsay Lohan? (Dlisted)
 
Sean Penn cries. And I still think he should be nicer to the people who are closest to him (Celeb|itchy)
 
Lea Michele really wants Letterman’s attention (Hollywood Tuna)
 
Selena Gomez does a really great horny voice (Pop Sugar)
 
Stepford Kidman arrives in Cannes (Just Jared)
 
Bar goes to the top without Leo (Popoholic)
 
This is hilarious. And my worst nightmare on live tv (Towleroad)
 
The way Miley talks about sex, Liam Hemsworth must do it really, really well (Amy Grindhouse)
 
Justin Bieber’s leaning as much as Taylor Lautner now (Go Fug Yourself)

Kiki & Garrett en route to Cannes

May 22, 2012 18:00:57 Posted at May 22, 2012 18:00:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

By the time this article is posted, they should probably now already be here. On The Road premieres tomorrow. Here are Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund at LAX yesterday. So they’ll have tonight to rest and tomorrow it’s the photo call, press conference, the gala in the evening, and a party after that. Full Story

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Getting There

May 22, 2012 17:23:32 Posted at May 22, 2012 17:23:32
Duana Posted by Duana
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Doug Meszler/Splash

Girls Season 1 Episode 6The Girls first season will be 10 episodes. That's a small order. It's not so unusual with cable, some shows get as few as 6 episodes, but it's small. You barely get to know your characters, it takes time to flesh everyone out, and then boom, you're at the end of your run. A short series most often means, too, that all the episodes were written and produced and in the can before the first one ever aired, so there's no way to take stock of the audience reaction and adjust; then again, taking too much stock too early on means you might lose your own voice listening to theirs. Full Story