Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2013 19:27:54 March 13, 2013 19:27:54

I’m so into this Pope Cam right now. Are you all watching!? The Pope is a drama queen -- look at this spectacle!

Anna Wintour hates Kanye West’s girlfriend more than Victoria Beckham (Dlisted)

This is classy by some standards (Too Fab)

Tiger might be back, but he’s still f-cked up (The Superficial)

The Khaleesi on Letterman (Just Jared)

I HATE these leg lifts (Hollywood Tuna)

Diane Kruger’s pink jeans (Pop Sugar)

Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore because she couldn’t give him a baby? (Cele|bitchy)

Jon Hamm still loves Jennifer W (Romancebeat)

Mindy Kaling -- second season, second book (Evil Beet Gossip)

P!nk or Cirque du Soleil? (Hollywood PQ)

The Veronica Mars Movie Project

Duana Posted by Duana at March 13, 2013 18:46:24 March 13, 2013 18:46:24
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Keystone

Goddammit. Here was my reaction to Lainey’s asking if I wanted to write about the Veronica Mars movie: “Ugh. Does she KNOW this has been a thing for years? It’s never gonna happen.” Then I read the article and went , “Ugh. Yeah, but the whole point was that Veronica was in high school. Full Story

Photo Assumption: James Franco & Ashley Benson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2013 16:40:12 March 13, 2013 16:40:12
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Earl Gibson III/ Getty

They said they weren’t dating, right? This is the last I remember. Then again, I’m so absorbed and inspired all the time by James Franco’s art, his love life shouldn’t be important, especially not when he’s, like, sculpting and sh-t. But then on Grantland Full Story

Sherlock is coming…back

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 13, 2013 16:24:16 March 13, 2013 16:24:16
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Wenn, Keystone

After the fright wig situation Benedict Cumberbatch sported while filming the Julian Assange biopic The Fifth Estate just a couple months ago, he is back now the way I prefer him—with Sherlock Holmes’ longer, darker hair. This is Cumberbatch at the South Bank Sky Arts Awards in London, doing a lot to erase the horrors of the Assange look from my mind. Full Story

Taylor Swift, 22, and Santa Claus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2013 15:05:57 March 13, 2013 15:05:57
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TAS/ Getty

Taylor Swift’s new video for her song 22 was released today on GMA. I love it. And it’s exactly what I was saying about Taylor re: Selena Gomez’s post-Bieber fun life with her girls. This is the version of Taylor Swift I wish we could have more of -- surrounded by friends, silly dancing, making memories that don’t necessarily have to include boys. Full Story

Our Little Royal Grape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2013 14:31:45 March 13, 2013 14:31:45

Baby Wales has a nickname! According to US Weekly, the Cambridges are calling the royal heir “Our Little Grape”. OLG? I prefer Baby Wales. As for whether or not the grape is a girl, US sources say William and Catherine have only told Prince Charles and her parents, not even Pippa. Full Story

Mother Issues

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2013 14:09:09 March 13, 2013 14:09:09

She’s a mega-star who started young and seemed to not be affected by the child star curse. Seemed to be. But eventually, that sh-t will find you, even on a delay. It’s the mother. Though the parents were previously thought to be harmless... the mother now appears to be going full Dina Lohan. Full Story

Of course, let’s blame Miley now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2013 13:47:49 March 13, 2013 13:47:49
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FameFlynet

It’s been rough for Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth since he allegedly made out with January Jones and flirted aggressively with Emma Watson on Oscar weekend. Although she sort of suggested on Twitter that she didn’t believe the rumours, she also stepped out on a couple of occasions without her ring, and he’s in Australia now spending time with friends and family -- not exactly the most convincing demonstration of togetherness. Full Story

March 13, 2013 -- Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2013 13:31:20 March 13, 2013 13:31:20

Heather! Happy 30th Birthday with love from Bridget, your Amy Poehler. Have a great time in San Francisco this weekend! And for Chloe from Lucia who so admires you for participating in the World’s Greatest Shave in support of Locks of Love, making wigs for cancer patients. Good luck with the fundraising -- you’re almost to your $10K goal! Click here Full Story

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Gatsby to open Cannes!? It's actually perfect. A 3D Gatsby could only, really, open in Cannes -- decadence and depravity in the South of France, not only in high definition surround sound, but also, literally, leaping on the screen.  Read Full Intro